anonymous asked:

okay but what's the Extended Timeline of darry....i need the Full Scoop im on the edge of my seat

so it all starts april fourth, 2011 with a tweet from dan saying, “so one direction are now advertising pokémon black and white? well at least that’s one thing i’ll always be superior to liam payne at.” from what i can find is the first mention of one direction dan has made on twitter

dan makes a few more mentions of harry styles/one direction in general over the next year and a half.

harry moves out of his flat with bandmate louis tomlinson early 2012 and to a flat in east london. dan moves to london mid-2012

the pivotal moment. october 7th, 2012. one direction is interviewed by dan howell and flatmate, phil lester. three videos of this occurrence are available (one) (two) (three). there are multiple instances in which harry sends smoldering looks towards the unknowing youtuber. this also was commemorated in dan and phil’s book, The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire (in stores now)

thus, darry is birthed.

around this time there are multiple rumors of harry dating taylor swift but none are confirmed

if one has the imagination for it, dan and harry may have had a three month fling with the slightly older british vlogger. the idea is alluring. both sexually ambiguous men having a secret love affair right for the world to see. around this time dan is keeping up a fairly regular schedule of uploading videos each week on his main channel, danisnotonfire. 

in between november 30th and december 21st there was no uploading. this could be attributed to the fact that harry had been seen out multiple times with taylor swift and the end of darry was nigh. darry would be confirmed dead when harry and taylor were pictured kissing on new years eve. 

and to non-believers, this could be the end of the high-rise, champagne-tinged love affair between dan howell and harry styles (for which i have many head canons about but we are just covering the factual evidence). but no.

on march 7th, 2013, dan uploads a vyou answer talking about how weird it was to meet one direction. dan speaks of how he mad eye contact with harry. he claims his favorite member was niall because he smiled the most. he would, considering harry must have broken his heart after that meeting.

in december 2013, amazingphil (phil lester, dan howell’s flatmate and rumored significant other) uploaded a video called ‘my google search history’ revealing he once looked up where harry styles lived. lester claims to have only been on fan-based ventures but one may assume he was scoping out the man that had dan howell’s heart in the latter part of 2012. 

on february 19th, 2014, dan howell and harry styles both attend the brit awards. and both were wearing the same shirt. this sparks multiple articles on the two and the hilarity of the situation was apparent to the internet. 

during bbc radio 1′s big weekend, dan is pictured backstage during one direction’s set, being called weird fruit guy. here is one picture for your reference

dan also is in a video where he says harry loves him (cannot find a video but here is a gifset)

about a month later, dan goes to a concert with a bunch of youtuber friends (sans phil, interesting) to see one direction. 

other “darry proofs” could be that dan prefers to be the big spoon and harry the little spoon. dan and harry have both expressed interest in fashion. both are pretentious as fuck. it has been noted none of harry’s songs which he has written have confirmed he has ever been in love. one could think ‘fools gold’ and ‘just a little bit of your heart’ could be about one dan howell. recently dan and harry have both been photographed with black nail polish on, a sure sign darry is coming to pass soon.

this all culminates to last night, october 6th. harry was out celebrating the release of his recent magazine editorial in another man at albert’s club. phil lester was out with his family. this would make dan howell approximately thirty minutes away from harry if he did not go out with lester and his family. this was an optimal timeframe for dan or harry to visit each other. is darry reuniting? only time will tell

I had insomnia so I login into twitter and I found some funny tweets so... here we go

i dont even know

i thought they were joking…

Nice try, guys.

Brouis shippers aren’t that good with photoshop, Here we have a few examples…

The last one is pure art… 10/10

And then there’s this one… if you didn’t know that’s a photo of Harry and Taylor kissing in new years eve. Even though I’m not a Haylor shipper (and i am glad it’s over) I had to put it in here. so…nop they’re not briana and Louis.

And now from the Donald trump bullshit we pass to the Hitler bullshit.

btw I’m democratic :) and i’m also a larrie so SHAME ON YOU, BITCH!

I am pretty sure Hitler was THAT bad… but in the other hand… Larries rule the world! :)

Leaving the hate comments aside, then the ‘Harry stalks Louis’ tweets apear.

And then the “Harry ships Brouis” tweets

And finally the tweets that make you… i don’t really know

It would ruin little mix :(

I cant even… BROURRIED?! really? (Is it just me or brourried sounds like BURRIED? coincidence? I don’t think so…)

And when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…

SO here we go folks, @abermb​ and i were talking about taylor swift & kent parson and this happened. it’s all canon in my heart now:

  • taylor swift and kent parson are bffs (like in this post by @kennyvparson​)  and talk to eachother abt dumb boys while their cats have playdates
  • they do stuff like spa nights (which includes painting their toenails together & watching amazingly terrible tv shows like ghost adventures)
  • however kit purrson is a bitch so all of the cat playdates end in disaster but they always forget this and are like “ONE DAY our cats will be friends”
  • kents cat is a complete asshole to everyone but him and hes just smugly like “shes such a good judge of character”
    • like after jack and kent patch up their horrible and broken relationship kent invites jack and bitty over to his place for dinner or something and bitty goes up to kit and is like “!!! animal!! HI!!” and she just like. looks at him. and then hisses and runs off. and kent is like “KIT oh my god you bitch” but he’s secretly like “haaa”
    • taylor swift: *gets a new problematique boyfriend*
      kent: *in sunglasses sipping iced tea from a straw, shaking his head gently* you’re too good for him darling
      kit: hisses in emphasis
  • taylor swift and kent parson are the SAME HEIGHT, and she wears heels a lot so he’d look v short next to her at red carpet events but once he retired from hockey & didn’t have to worry abt spraining his ankles etc he’d also wear heels to said events so they could still be the same height, because he’s competitive
    • also because they’re drift compatable and it’s fun being the same height so they can move eerily in sync while in public settings
  • taylor swift and kent parson are a terrifying power duo is what i’m saying.

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