harry potter halloween

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We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.

  • Ravenclaw: So, what's everyone's favourite holiday? Mine is probably Hannukah.
  • Slytherin: I don't do happiness. It messes with my aesthetic.
  • Hufflepuff: Ok....Mine is Christmas! How bout you--wait, where's Gryffindor?
  • *chanting throughout the castle*
  • Ravenclaw: Oh no.
  • *chanting gets louder*
  • Slytherin: oh god.
  • *chanting rattles the walls*
  • Hufflepuff: Brace yourselves.
  • *chanting reaches full maximum*
  • Gryffindor: *kicks down the door* THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
  • Slytherin: Um...
  • Gryffindor: halloween HALLOWEEN halloween HALLOWEEN
  • Ravenclaw: You ok?
  • Gryffindor: halloween HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
  • Hufflepuff: I think she might've went into candy corn shock.
  • Gryffindor: *breathing heavily* it.
  • is.
  • Halloween.
  • Slytherin: And?
  • Gryffindor: *charges out of the room* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLO
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🌲 Christmas at Hogwarts 🌲

requested by @escapemythought

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A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter.

       。・゚・。・゚・HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 。・゚・。・゚・