harry's shit

THE SHIT IS GETTING REAL

Y'ALL LISTEN UP BECAUSE NOW I LIVE FOR THE BEST SHIT EVER WHAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

SO STORRY FIRST
When I was 15 yo I get to know One Direction and i became a HUGE fan of them because you know, reasons, they’re just amazing. One of my biggest dreams was going to their gig and in 2013, when I was 17, my 3 friends bought tickets for Take Me Home Tour in Berlin and one of them had to sell her ticket because she wasn’t allowed to go and the other two friends wanted me to go with them and I started to beg my mom and dad to allow me go, but unfortunately I could not go with them. Two years later, in 2015, I wanted to go to Vienna for On The Road Again Tour but I could not because I was out of money. I still regret that i wasn’t at any of 1Ds concerts even if I’m 21yo rn.
Bonus is that Harry always been my favorite in a band and I really wanted to see him live.

AND NOW THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE REAL BECAUSE I TALKED WITH ANOTHER TWO IF MY FRIENDS TO GO AT HARRYS GIG AT HIS FIRST SOLO TOUR AND WE FOUND SOME TICKETS FOR HAMBURG’S SHOW
AND
WE
ARE
GOING
TO
BUY
THEM
AT
MONDAY

AND OH MY GOD GUYS YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH I WAS CRYING AND SCREAMING AND SHAKING AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF THAT. YES IM 21 AND I AM PROBABLY THE PROUDEST DIRECTIONER EVER OKAY

AFTER LONG FUCKING EIGHT YEARS I WILL SEE MY BIGGEST SUNSHINE AND MOST AMAZING PERSON THAT THIS WORLD HAS EVER HAD AKA HARRY STYLES

I. W A I T E D. F O R. T H I S. M O M E N T. E I G H T. F U C K I N G. Y E A R S.

I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA DIE AT THIS GIG

THE SUMMARY IS EASY
GUYS, NEVER EVER STOP BELIEVING AND GIVE UP AT YOUR DREAMS BECAUSE THEY WILL COME TRUE I PROMISE

just went to a harry potter cocktail party full of late-20-and-early-30-somethings dressed in their house color garb, complete w/ fireball pumpkin juice & vodka gillyweed, people just chilling and talking about politics and current events but also the symbolism of different wand types 

this is literally the future millennials want (or at least me, a millennial)

also omfg i have never seen so many bearded men at one party jesus christ and one guy had, i kid you not, wooden glasses. like wooden frames. i almost died. what the fuck. 

the weirdest combination of hipster nerds in the midwest area. 

tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back

Bless you

Slytherin: “So someone sneezed earlier and I accidently said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of 'bless you’…”
Hufflepuff: “How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?”

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"