harry win

Drarry sober vs. drunk--

Draco while sober:
Harry: I love you.
Draco: Shit, Potter, can you stop being so gay for just five minutes?!

Draco while drunk:
Harry: I love you.
Draco: *sobbing into Harry’s shoulder* Harry, I don’t even deserve you.

Harry while sober:
Harry: God, just looking at your arse makes me randy as fuck.
Draco: Charming.

Harry while drunk:
Harry: Sometimes it hurts to look right at you, that’s how beautiful you are, baby; you’re so pure, your hair is like silken, spun gold, your eyes sparkle like diamonds–
Draco: I don’t know him, please help me.

Salazar: Fuck Gryffindors

Students: Fuck Gryffindors

Quidditch Team: Fuck Gryffindors

Draco: Fuck I’m tRYING

Everyone wants to talk about Haylor and Hendall but the woman who is the REAL MVP is Harry’s first girlfriend. Like you go girl, she must sleep so good at night knowing she had Harry freaking Styles spending 70% of his wages and RUNNING to catch trains. AND on top of it all, even after all these years he’s still out here SNIFFING STRANGERS if he catches the scent of her perfume in the air. WHEN WILL I ACHIEVE SUCH AN HONOR IN MY LIFETIME.

Hermione: Do you still have a problem with Muggles

Draco: No that’s ridiculous

Hermione: You wouldn’t smile at my parents all evening

Draco: Oh that I didn’t want them to see my teeth

Hermione: Your teeth are perfect

Draco: And do you think I want your crazy dentist parents going after me with their torture clamps and pliers

Hermione: Draco WHAT do you think dentists do

Draco: …

Hermione: …

Draco: Well played Potter

OT5 2018 Grammy Submissions

Don’t forget, this is just what we’ve seen in terms of SUBMISSIONS. We’ll see on November 28, 2017 what the actual NOMINATIONS look like.

RECORD OF THE YEAR

  • Slow Hands (Niall Horan)
  • I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Zayn)
  • Dusk Till Dawn (Zayn)
  • Strip That Down (Liam Payne)
  • Sign of the Times (Harry Styles)
  • Back to You (Louis Tomlinson)

SONG OF THE YEAR

  • Slow Hands (Niall Horan)
  • Dusk Till Dawn (Zayn)
  • Strip That Down (Liam Payne)
  • Sign of the Times (Harry Styles)
  • Back to You (Louis Tomlinson)

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

  • Harry Styles (Harry Styles)

BEST POP DUO/GROUP PERFORMANCE

  • I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Zayn/Taylor Swift)
  • Dusk Till Dawn (Zayn/Sia)
  • Strip That Down (Liam Payne/Quavo)
  • Back to You (Louis Tomlinson/Bebe Rexha)

BEST MUSIC VIDEO

  • Too Much to Ask (Niall Horan)
  • I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Zayn)
  • Dusk Till Dawn (Zayn)
  • Strip That Down (Liam Payne)
  • Sign of the Times (Harry Styles)
  • Back to You (Louis Tomlinson)

BEST SONG WRITTEN FOR VISUAL MEDIA

  • I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Zayn/Taylor Swift)

BEST MUSIC FILM

  • Harry Styles: Behind the Album (Harry Styles)

BEST ROCK ALBUM

  • Harry Styles (Harry Styles)

BEST ROCK PERFORMANCE

  • Sign of the Times (Harry Styles)

BEST ROCK SONG

  • Sign of the Times (Harry Styles)

BEST POP SOLO PERFORMANCE

  • Slow Hands (Niall Horan)
  • Two Ghosts (Harry Styles)

BEST DANCE RECORDING

  • Get Low (Liam Payne/Zedd)
  • Just Hold On (Louis Tomlinson/Steve Aoki)

Full list of all categories.