harry who are you

anonymous asked:

Lmao @ harry stealing liam's spotlight on this dreaded zexit day (unintentionally obviously but still)

LMAO AT ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS UNINTENTIONAL.

Okay, not really though, I’m not laughing at you. However, the stunts and album releases amongst the members of One Direction couldn’t be more blatantly linked together even if they tried. 

Let’s go back one year from today…

A year ago we were thinking back to a year before THAT day as it was the anniversary of the day Zayn bid everyone fuckin adieu and spiralled this band into a narrative so ridiculous that actually retelling the series of events makes sound it even more insane in hindsight.

SO. The 25th of March, 2016:

Zayn’s album comes out

Louis does a pap walk

This isn’t the first instance in which Zayn and babygate were linked, as Zayn was also the first member of 1D to acknowledge that Louis’ baby had apparently been born, but did it in the strangest way possible via liking some fan’s tweet about it.

There are plenty of other instances in which early BG and Zayn’s album were constantly linked. @mellygrant and I spoke about it extensively here. But that was 2016 and just for reference.

Now here we are in a year we were so optimistic about, but instead of a year free of drama and full of new music, we’re getting a brand new revamp of Babygate, this time with a different member of One Direction. But first, back to Zayn and Louis. 

Zayn’s new album is being released under Sony, which is the parent company of Syco. It’s been vague as hell whether or not Zayn’s Mind of Mine was produced by Syco, but in the early releases of songs on iTunes Syco was listed in the credits of the track. Louis hasn’t made a public departure from Syco and seeing as he’s still showing up on Simon’s reality shows, it’s safe to say he’s still linked to that flaming pile of garbage. 

Even their beards work together, and if that isn’t the biggest, “Hi, I’m a red flag!” that Louis and Zayn’s teams are still working the two of them off of each other, then I don’t know what is. 

Now here we are on the 25th of March 2017, and we have Louis at Ultra festival just as Zayn is releasing his first single from his new album. And just as everyone’s getting all excited for Louis’ performance you have Liam’s IG announcement of the birth of a child via Instagram and I can only wonder to myself why Instagram has to be the place where dreams go to die. Is IG the only way to announce stunts and babies? 

Then MINUTES later, Harry “I love all the babies” Styles not only ignores yet ANOTHER birth of one of his bandmate’s first child, but sends the internet into a frenzy with another heaux aesthetic wiping of all his profile pictures and posting ominous blank white photos again.

And life for a fan of One Direction continues to be a constant stream of wtfuckery.

THEN we get Harry’s dramatic ass advert on ITV

So many questions. Why is he wet? Why is he emerging from what looks like a giant wardrobe? What is THIS

Why is it all smokey? (You know why…)

So now we have yet AGAIN another Babygate/solo album in tandem with each other and I’m just like 

I’m sure if I start back-pedalling enough to look at times when Harry/Dunkirk/Another Man news was concurrent with Liam babygate news there will be some unsurprising links, but I’ve got better things to do like drink and play more One Direction-themed Cards Against Humanity so for now I’m gonna Zayn. 

PS: WHERE THE HELL IS NOLL?

PPS: AT LEAST THEY WARNED US

honestly a big Fuck You to anyone who ever thought harry couldn’t pull this off. to anyone that ever doubted his ability to make it as a solo artist and an even Bigger Fuck You to everyone who turned a blind eye to reliable industry sources, harry’s friends, Sony and Columbia and any other person related to the music industry that spoke on the topic. he is COMING and i hope you’re all choking on this right now

afterlife masterpost

for those of you who don’t visit the actual blog

Philosopher’s Stone

the boy who lived

the vanishing glass - AU with Wolfstar

letters from no one

diagon alley

platform 9¾

sorting ceremony

the potions master - AU with Wolfstar

troll in the dungeon

flying lessons

the midnight duel

gryffindor vs. slyhterin

the invisibility cloak

mirror of erised

Chamber of Secrets

whomping willow

the chamber of secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban

aunt marge’s big mistake

professor lupin

expecto patronum

the map

cat, rat & dog

Goblet of Fire

alastor “mad-eye” moody

the goblet of fire

hungarian horntail

the second task

flesh, blood & bone

Order of the Phoenix

detention

closed ward

occlumency lessons

cho

snape’s worst memory

behind the veil

Half-Blood Prince

redhead

Deathly Hallows

coward

regulus arcturus black

godric’s hollow - AU with Wolfstar

Teddy Remus Lupin

Epilogue

my moony

leather & gasoline

Albus Severus Potter

James Sirius Potter

Lily Luna Potter

the hufflepuff

the slytherin

AU

the talk

Veritaserum
  • Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
  • Umbridge: Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you brought the Veritaserum?
  • Snape: *hands it to her*
  • Umbridge: Good, good. *forces it down Harry's throat*
  • Umbridge: Now, tell me what you w-
  • Harry: I'm in love with Draco Malfoy!
  • Umbridge:
  • Snape:
  • Umbridge: That's not what I wanted to-
  • Harry: I totally love him!
  • Umbridge: Potter! I don't care if you love him! Now tell me who you were-
  • Harry: I looooove him! I looooooove him! I want him to kiss me, hold me, stroke my hair. And maybe spank me a little.
  • Umbridge:
  • Snape: I told you, Headmistress, that it would be unwise to use the whole bottle at once...

HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A NAME OR ANY KIND OF FURTHER INFORMATION JUST HIS SILHOUETTE AND A CLOSEUP OF HIS EYES THIS IS SOME HARRY STYLES LEVEL SHIT ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT WHO ILL JUST GIVE YOU A SHADOWY SHOT OF MY ARM AND A DATE DEAL WITH IT

frenchfilmlovers  asked:

Why do you think Harry is a kinky guy? Where does that come from? Because a lot of fans think that. Is there any real proof to that or just how you imagine him to be? Just curious because I also wonder.

Oof, ok… I’ve been sitting on this ask all day, thinking of a proper way to answer this, so, let’s do this…

I think it all comes down to how he carries himself, be it on stage or walking down the street. Harry is someone who’s very comfortable in his own skin, you can see that on the way he walks, on the way he talks and on the way he maneuvers himself - he’s clearly a confident man.

When he’s performing (and of course we all know that his persona on stage is a heightened version of who he is on a daily basis), we can all see how confident he is - he knows how to work people up, he knows how to get a rise out of them because he knows how to work every single limb of his body in his favor. He also knows he’s an attractive guy, he knows that when he moves this way or when he looks at the crowd this other way, he knows he’ll make them scream for him and that is his goal (there’s also a bit of a praise kink right there but that’s for another ask). He knows how to use the sexual part of him and his body, he knows how to command himself and also evoke reactions from people and he does it comfortably and very very easily.

Which takes me to the kinky thing…  I can bet my ass he’s even more in charge and he’s even more taunting when it comes to sex.

There’s the fact that he’s kind of a tease - loves talking about sex/mentioning sex without actually saying all the words (which, I think, also translates to the bedroom). You can’t tell me all those “give me an OH YEAH!” weren’t meant to be at least a teeny tiny bit sexual. 

And then we can move on to the songs he’s written, Stockholm Syndrome being the biggest example out of them all, but also many others. His answer when asked what the song was about delivered with a smirk that make my legs go weak to this day - “it’s about a nympho”.

I very much doubt that someone who’s so comfortable and in charge of himself on stage is much different in the bedroom - he’s so comfortable because he’s open to new experiences, he’ll try everything once if it doesn’t do him harm and he’ll always be willing to go the extra mile to please his lover. He’s also an aquarius and us aquarians *cough cough* are very kinky and enjoy somewhat of a … adventurous sex life (I’m not an expert tho, you can all ask Sydney or E about that bit).

To put it simply, Harry is very sexual and he’s not afraid to show it off and use it to his advantage and that just goes to show that “kinky” doesn’t cover it.

P.s.: before anyone gets mad at me, I’d just like to point out that these are all out of my own observation and I am not saying HE IS because I’M SAYING HE IS KINKY. This is just observation and my own musings about him, that’s all.

i was tagged by @danvers-grey and @katjemcgrath thanks guys!

rules: tell us your ten favourite people from ten different fandoms and then tag ten other people.

1. clara oswald (doctor who)
2. fred & george weasley (harry potter)
3. you cannot make me choose between the danvers sisters so i’m gonna say both (supergirl)
4. april ludgate (parks & rec)
5. clarke griffin (the 100)
6. cassian andor (star wars)
7. felix dawkins (orphan black)
8. alicia clark (fear the walking dead)
9. chloe beale (pitch perfect)
10. waverly earp (wynonna earp)

i’m tagging @callmesnowy @waverlyearpers @superscavenger @superskara @lvthored @slances @alexandmaggies @aliciacarey @jugeads @elizasanvers if you want

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.