SLYTHERIN: “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.” –Terry Pratchett + Neil Gaiman (Crowley: Good Omens)
in times of old, when i was new,
and Hogwarts barely started,
the founders of our noble school
thought never to be parted. united by a common goal, they had the selfsame yearning to make the world’s best magic school and pass along their learning.
Jimmy “The Golden Snitch” Perspet attempted to sue J.K. Rowling for the use of his nickname in her Harry Potter series. The lawsuit ended when he was caught by the mob and killed for his snitching, resulting in an end to the prosecution of seven suspected mob hitmen, and 150 points to the mobster Quidditch team.