harry potter's quotes

SLYTHERIN: “All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is.” –Charles Bukowski (Go All The Way)

How To Get Over A Long Term Crush That You’re 110% Sure Is Hopeless

A guide by the love guru himself: Teddy Remus Lupin

Step 1: Talk Yourself Out of it.

You’re a strong independent man and you don’t need no woman. Besides, she’s way out of your league anyway so the best thing to do is just move on.

Victoire: [walks by] [in passing] Hey.

Contact love guru Teddy Lupin for more tips to stealing hearts <3

  • Hufflepuff: Are you gonna eat your pickles? I mean I don't even like pickles that much but recently I've just been craving them and oh my gOD AM I PREGNANT?
  • Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, you're a virgin. And a male.
  • Hufflepuff: OKAY BUT SHOULD I PEE ON A STICK JUST TO BE SURE?