harry potter what

So I used to work at universal at the wizarding world shops and sometimes celebrities come to visit and hang out backstage to have some privacy. Well one day I was working at the shop in Hogwarts and Kylie Jenner and Tyga were in my break room just chilling. Eventually Tyga goes into the shop to buy a girls Gryffindor hoodie and asks my coworker “Yo what’s a Gryffindor?” And I still think about that sometimes.

  • Davey: *loud wails of crying*
  • Spot: DAVEY MY BABE, WHAT'S WRONG? WHO HURT YOU? I WILL KILL THE BITCH WHO MADE YOU CRY
  • Davey: *tearfully points to HP Book 7* Dobby's dead! He's dead, Sean! HE DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS!
  • Spot: ...
  • Spot: Davey, he's jUST A CHARACTER FOR FUC-
  • Crutchie: *from other room* LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

anonymous asked:

does harry potter exists in this au?

“The one who defeated the Dark Lord multiple times??? Of course he exists!! I’ve read so much about him!! In fact, I think I’ve seen his sons in the Great Hall a couple of times. What he accomplished at my age and even younger are some of the most incredible things I’ve learned about in the Wizarding World!”

Inter-House Friendships #2
  • Ravenclaw: *laying on the floor having an existential crisis*
  • Hufflepuff: *quietly lays next to them*
  • Slytherin: *shakes head in defeat and sits next to the other two*
  • Gryffindor: *lays entire body on top of Ravenclaw*
should you read homestuck?

have you ever wished harry potter had more memes? is your favorite part of video games the sound design? are you fascinated by mysterious internet cryptids? do you yearn for the day that will smith is recognized as an important pop culture icon? do you wish you were more comfortable with writing in the second person point of view or verbs that start with the letter a? do you have a lot of free time?

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Dan and Phil x Harry Potter x Life is Strange Crossover

[Part 2 here]

A Concept: You play as Daniel Howell, a young half-blood wizard who mysteriously receives time-rewinding powers at the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts. He realizes his powers do not adhere to the same spatiotemporal constraints as time turners: they do not obey the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle, and can only rewind up to five minutes at a time.  Unbeknownst to Dan, his powers are finite - the rate of depletion is available only to you, the player, in a meter on the right of the screen. For the first half of his time at Hogwarts, you use Dan’s powers to remake decisions to make life easier for him and his Muggle-born best friend Phil. Then, in his fourth year, Harry Freakin’ Potter returns from the maze with a dead body and life for Dan gets really dark really quickly. You realize too late you should probably have conserved your powers for the war.

There are four fixed events in the game: Befriending Phil, Cedric’s death, Dumbledore’s death, and Dan’s powers running out sometime during the Battle of Hogwarts.

The Houses based on my friends

Gryffindor:
• “Hey guys look what I can do”
• dances and sings a lot unconsciously
• has weird hairstyles
• mood swings
• leaves essays until the night before
• mega ultra super nerd

Ravenclaw:
• finds really stupid things funny
• spends lots of time on social media
• says please and thank you all the time
• loves pillows
• amazing eyebrows
• uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

Hufflepuff:
• wears bows in hair everyday
• physically cannot be angry
• tries to scare everyone and fails
• very affectionate
• walks on tip-toes
• blushes uncontrollably 24/7

Slytherin:
• salty af 100% of the time
• swears every other word
• killer fashion sense
• carries dog around like a baby
• really contagious laughter
• will challenge anyone at anything

Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor. 

Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.

Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.

being asexual is like being in hufflepuff:

Originally posted by ollivandiers