harry potter the hunger games mean girls

taylor sapphirestump’s i needed to do something to feel productive masterpost, seven ish hours after finally giving in to the anons asking for a second one !! have fun kids ok, remember to tag this as food and bookmark for rainy days !!

movies (be sure to check their imdb page for smth that may be triggering)

10 things i hate about you // 21 jump street // 40 year old virgin // 300 // adventureland // akeelah and the bee // aladdin // alice in wonderland // american beauty // american pie // avatar // the avengers // back to the future // back to the future part II // back to the future part III // batman begins // batman: the dark knight // beetlejuice  // black swan // blair witch project // the breakfast club // camp rock // cinderella  // a clockwork orange // cloud atlas // clueless // corpse bride // crybaby // dark shadows // dead poets society // django unchained // donnie darko // easy a // edward scissorhands // the emperor’s new groove // eternal sunshine of the spotless mind // fantasia // fight club // forrest gump // freaky friday // girl interrupted // grease // hairspray // the hangover // harry potter masterpost // heathers // the help // high school musical // hocus pocus  // home alone  // horror movie masterpost // how to train your dragon // the hunger games // ice age // inception // indiana jones and the temple of doom // indiana jones and the last crusade // iron man // jackass // jaws // juno // jurassic park // kick ass // leo dicaprio masterpost // les miserables // lilo and stitch // the little mermaid // lolita (tw rape, pedophilia) // madagascar // mean girls // men in black // mulan // monsters inc. // monsters university // monty python and the holy grail // musicals masterpost // napolean dynamite // nick and norah’s infinite playlist // nightmare before christmas // oz the great and powerful // paranormal documentaries masterpost // the parent trap // perks of being a wallflower // peter pan // pitch perfect // the princess and the frog // the princess bride // pulp fiction // rocky horror picture show // romeo and juliet // scott pilgrim vs. the world // school of rock // shrek // sixteen candles // skyfall // snow white // the social network // space jam // studio ghibli masterpost // the suicide room // super 8 // suckerpunch // tangled // titanic // teen movie masterpost // trainspotting // toy story // toy story 2 // toy story 3 // v for vendetta // wall-e // wreck-it ralph // zombie movies masterpost // zombieland


this site has a lot of stuff and this one has like every anime ever


cruelty-free cosmetics // foundation // 5 best foundations // best powder foundations // how to use liquid foundation // contouring // contour diagram // how to use bronzer // highlights tutorial // how to contour // blush // the right blush for your face shape // how to apply blush better // skin care // how to wash your face // wash your face correctly // facials // diy facial // types of facials // eyeliner // make your own gel liner // how to do winged eyeliner w/ tape // tips and tricks // styles of eyeliner // eyeshadow // the right eyeshadow for your eyes // smoky eye // how to apply eyeshadow // lashes // how to apply fake eyelashes // tips for beautiful lashes // eyebrows // brows for your face shape // guide to perfect eyebrows // lips // a shade for the occaision // lipsticks for blondes // gradient lips // how to make your lipstick look matte // lipsticks for fall // lipstain with kool-aid // infamous crayon lipstick post


cheap clothing sites // ways to tie a scarf // visual guide to (everything?) // loads of neat clothing websites // clothes for people in wheechairs // plus-sized clothes // more clothing websites // cute shirts with cats on them ? // shoe dictionary // how to wear x thing


breakfast // no-bake energy bars // vegan french toast // banana pops // breakfast wrap // fairy porrige // vegan pancakes // spinach and eggs // baked eggs with red sauce and greens // honey butter chicken biscuits // chocolate waffles // pizza omlette // cinnamon sugar french toast sticks // no stove pancake mug // cheesy bagels // whole wheat greek yogurt pancakes // lunch and dinner // pizza bites // some type of tasty looking casserole ? // parsely pesto pasta // stuffed aubergine boats // sausage and mushroom risotto // tortilla soup // deep dish chocolate chip cookie (this can SO be dinner shut up) // crab cakes // blue cheese drop biscuits // coconut chicken soup // cowboy steaks // asian chicken bites // chorizo oil prawn linguine // grilled egplant and roasted red pepper sandwich // ten commandments of PASTA // asparagus white bean pesto pasta // crossaints + words i cant spell // snacks // spice up your hot chocolate // butterbeer recipe // 100 cal snacks // snacks for clean eating // sweet potato fries // peanut butter milkshake // strawberry banana ice cream // cinnamon carrot chips with honey yogurt dip // parmesan roasted broccoli // greek salad skewers // dressed up popcorn // buffalo chicken dip // baked apple chips // fried sweet plantains // coconut milk whipped cream // zuccini + cheese // fruit dip // dessert // ice cream sandwich // magic cocoa recipe // triple chocolate mousse cake // cake batter ice cream // mini chocolate chip muffins // easy baked doughnuts // chocolate pie // almond joy smoothie milkshake // raw strawberry cheesecake // white chocolate mousse cupcake // toasted coconut chocolate chip cookies // cinnamon rolls (gluten free) // mug cakes // mini pumpkin cheesecakes // more cupcakes // red velvet chocolate swirled brownie bars // chocolate and pomegranate cake

mental and physical health

a guide to hair pulling and skin picking // find your prescriptions for the lowest price // discreet and disguised pill boxes // guide to real ocd // party drugs and emts // the sex ed guide you needed in high school // this cute app reminds you to drink water // meditation // contraceptives masterpost // how to do cpr // a masterpost on dealing with mental illness, abuse, etc // how to do yr monthly breast check // what to do (and not to do) when somebody is having a panic attack // african black soap (super cheap, and it’s SO amazing for acne) // a visual guide to migraines // an acne chart // the cold and flu infographic // sleep aid resources // ocd masterpost // yoga for period cramps (tw: cissexism) // how long to nap // this post is really nice for self care wow // what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment // how to make a doctors appointment // how to get free therapy


lazy girls workout // huge workout masterpost // yoga poses at your desk // FitTube // bikini body workout for at home // ultimate workouts for yr booty // 27 squat variations // tips for a ‘sexy back’ idk // yoga masterpost // how to push ups without, like, breaking your arm // burn calories without the workout (NICE) // seven minute home workout (no equipment) // two minute pre-shower routine // super mega workout masterpost // yoga poses to increase yr flexibility // weekly exercises to do in your room // more workouts to do wow // tighten yr abs // before school yoga

general life tips

how to not kill your plants // how to not kill your succulents // writing jobs // make your damn appointments // how to blacklist triggers //  masterpost of being an adult // bullet journaling // how the stock market works (plus how to invest) // lifehacks masterpost // how to conduct interviews // extension for reading w/ dyslexia, adhd, etc //  a guide to having an apartment // how to thrift // how to buy a car // guide to LIFE // stress relief // super cheap fidget toys //  general bra guide // what tea you should be drinking // how to fix broken makeup // helpful website masterpost // buy your own damn groceries // tips for first time fliers // visual guide to food stuff // ways to take a break // how to google x thing // how to remove sharpie from y thing // when to buy things cheaper // nowyouno masterpost // how to store yr groceries // resume cheet sheet // how to re-record your voicemail // how to do taxes (plus what taxes are) // how to vote // write a check and balance a check book // tips for banking (ah) // cheap books


(all of these are masterposts) one two three four five six seven eight


falling out of love // character building // family history // plot a complex nvel in one day (literally all day) // writing diverse south asain characters // punctuating dialogue // tips for science fiction writing // tips for writing sex // creating a new language // naming characters // how not to write // pixar’s tips for storytelling // avoiding writing insecurity // how to use a semicolon // how to make yr protagonist likable // why character motivation is important // 41 emotions expressed through body language // how to write flashbacks // chapter checklist // questions to ask when creating a fictional culture // how to write action scenes // self imposed writing deadlines // characters and endings // writing multiple povs // 16 day redesign challenge // how to get started writing // character development // when not to write // why you should leave comments on fanfic // creating a new world parallel to earth // writing a series // child speech // writing summaries // subtle signs of love // getting published // living in the desert // here’s a masterpost im so tired


annoyingly long but super helpful languages masterpost // how to study for college exams // a neato planner // taking organized notes // how to revise // mega cool masterpost // dealing with exam anxiety // apps to control procrastination // strategic reading // note taking tips // exam life hacks // why the right study setting matters // remembering what pi means // studying daily vs night before cramming // planning and writing literature papers // dealing with school and stress // lil masterpost


huge 'so you wanna go to college’ masterpost // choosing a major // seven hour college health collection // ways to organize yr dorm // cheap things for school // another college masterpost // dealing with a shitty roomate // yet another masterpost // textbooks masterpost // eating healthy in dining hall // apps for school // starting the school year with higher grades and motivation // surviving college // what to do if you think you’ve been drugged // how to prep for college in highschool //

for when yr bored

live sloth feed // learn to do a lot of things (this ones sick) // read any book // these games are so cute // make a font from your handwriting // play the games you played when you were a kid // answer questions to donate food to the hungry // do things with long distance friends // things to help you make things // play tetris // make burgers, ice cream, pancakes, pizza, tacos // your keyboard is a piano // learn to code // watch that bob ross show // some relaxing games //  expand your vocabulary // be hugged // by a book on amazon for one cent // adventure time princess maker // play pokemon // play trivia games // notable cats and dogs // when to take a bathroom break during a movie // weird wikipedia articles // make yr own vitamin water // free indie games // secret door to really cool places // sushi cat game // learn how to do that hipster shit embroidery // plant studio // make a printable poster // wtf should i make for dinner // watch old nick tv shows // final grade calculator // its a pun generator // wikipedia articles to read in the dark // make a cute lil squid // how to make a glitter jar // are you tone deaf // the dress up game masterpost, in which i discovered god is real // make art with sand // see where ppl are instagramming // football players singing // coffee shop sounds // how to lucid dream // 100 things to do

Famous Movie Characters as Zodiac Signs

Aries -   James T. Kirk

Originally posted by giantmonster

Taurus - Katniss Everdeen

Originally posted by mockingjaysource

Gemini - Gretchen Wieners

Originally posted by lets-talk-sugar

Cancer - Peter Parker

Originally posted by clairestmple

Leo -   Cher Horowitz

Originally posted by 80steenstars

Virgo -   Hermione Granger

Originally posted by tkd-lyfe

Libra -  Elle Woods

Originally posted by entertainmentweekly

Scorpio - James Bond

Originally posted by originallonemagpie

Sagittarius - Tyler Durden

Originally posted by nerdreamer

Capricorn -  Jay Gatsby

Originally posted by gdfalksen

Aquarius -  Elizabeth Bennet

Originally posted by hannita96

Pisces - Donnie Darko

Originally posted by foxhorror

i have too much free time, uhh

tinteresting stuff to read~

  • gods, spirits, demons
  • common misconceptions
  • things you’ve never thought about
  • crack pop culture theories
  • thought catalogue
  • learn fictional languages
  • CATS????????????????????
  • DOGS????????????????????
  • myths & urban legends
  • mysterious disappearences
  • free books
  • loads of college resources

paranormal blogs~

  • idream-ofghosts
  • spiritworldblogextra
  • iseeaghost
  • fuckyeahparanormalphenomena
  • fuckyeahnightmares
  • creepylittleworld
  • creepypastafactory
  • veryoddthings
  • theoverworld
  • lincolncountyparanormal
  • supernaturalhappenings
  • southeastparanormalresearch
  • letsgetparanormal
  • strangeaccounts
  • paranormalplanets
  • pumpkinspiceandeverythingspooky
  • cryptidchronicles
  • myparanormal
  • spookymrsboo
  • extreme-paranormal
  • paranormalnight
  • paranormalbeat
  • veryoddnews


  • make your own video game sounds
  • text bubble generator
  • make your own planet
  • acapella band maker thing
  • paint your own friggin nebula


  • healing herbs
  • moar herby goodness
  • DATE IDEAS (perf)
  • nature survival
  • learn new languages ok
  • more languages stuff
  • covering up tattoos using makeup
  • keeping your shit together when you’re depressed

gender/sexuality/personality/etc. stuff~

  • gender-neutral Facebook
  • chest binder tutorial
  • personality test
  • the asexual spectrum
  • deepening your voice for pre-T trans dudes
  • ya friendly books about/written by trans* ppl
  • atheism vs theism vs agnosticism vs gnosticism

text effects~

  • Full  width.
  • Za̢͞ĺ̷go͢͏ ҉̴͝t̡̛͘ȩx̢t҉̵͞
  • uʍop əpısdn
  • unicode text
  • drawn letter recognition


  • ultimate fictional world/people designer thing


  • emoticons
  • and some more
  • more!!!
  • and cat ones omf


  • this page is strange
  • another weird page ok
  • ANONYMOUS search engine; no hacking/saving/etc.
  • crouton.net
  • it plays animal crossing music according to the time!??!
  • loads of cosplay help stuff!!!
  • list of paraphilias
  • different tattoo styles

making gifs~

  • gifs for begginers
  • gif making
  • easy gif tutorial for Mac
  • blur effect
  • tweening frames
  • transition tutorial
  • How to add transitions to gifs
  • Reducing the amount of color on your gif
  • How to make a 500px x 500px gif
  • Two gifs on one canvas
  • Multiple animations with continuous effect in one image


  • make a cool eyeball shirt
  • moss graffiti
  • origami diamond things
  • cool ways to tie your shoelaces
  • wig care um??
  • turn mountain dew into a glowstick
  • glitch effect

reaction gifs~

  • ok
  • fuckyeahreactions
  • reddit is the best
  • reactiongifsarchive
  • manatopia

online photo editors~ 

  • fotoflexer
  • picmonkey
  • befunky
  • pixlr
  • kawaii
  • lunapic
  • phixr


  • hughswagman
  • ritzies
  • rapbattles
  • toukos
  • snaappy
  • merps
  • rnioda
  • a download
  • pink bgs

themes (ones I like, anyway)~

  • tyronepines
  • modernise
  • vervainnecklacethemes
  • forenkladthemes
  • theme-hunter
  • arcanjas
  • atonals
  • zeldathemes
  • themesbyjames

tumblr stuff~

  • note eraser
  • recover your old themes
  • browser extension
  • tags within tags
  • ‘yamblr’ logo
  • get the old Tumblr post layout
  • multiple lined tags
  • dashboard themes
  • post limit info
  • download audio posts from Tumblr


  • ofabeautifulnight
  • accio-glow
  • sesatdijalan

tumblr theme help~

  • fandom scarves
  • white follow button
  • basic codes
  • ponies wow
  • moving title bar
  • scrollbar with image
  • adding a favicon
  • creating a custom theme
  • general stuffs
  • music player 1
  • music player 2
  • music player 4 haha betcha didn’t see that comin
  • moving the ‘follow’ and ‘dash’ buttons
  • create a coundown clock
  • fabulous sparkling cursor
  • welcome message
  • online users counter
  • falling snow
  • cus bby ur a firewok
  • mouseover effects
  • search box
  • moving words on tab
  • scroll to the top buttons


  • catgasmic
  • totallylayouts
  • the-cursors-vault
  • snazzyspace


  • alltimepixel
  • pixelatedpug
  • iheartpix3ls
  • pixelian
  • 16bitty
  • pixelstuck
  • ilovepixels
  • pixelshiba

pixel tutorials~

  • supajackle
  • pixeljoint
  • finalbossblues
  • drububu
  • alexhw
  • natomic
  • pixel patterns
  • try using this

inspiration stuff~

  • daily themes/challenges
  • object head generator
  • ideas
  • more ideas
  • video game name generator

colour palettes/schemes~

  • colour scheme designer
  • make colour palette from a picture
  • makin ur colour scheme more interesting
  • creating a colour palette using MS paint

art/crafts tutorials~

  • geekcrafts
  • how to draw chibis
  • loads of art tutorials
  • 8-bit heart popup card

drawing refs~

  • nude bodz
  • clothing
  • ice
  • heads from different angles
  • anatomy and rotation of the head
  • human anatomy for artists
  • speed drawing studies
  • hands
  • arm and wing movement
  • beer bellies
  • body types
  • noses
  • box and egg/run of the stroke
  • a trick for arm proportions
  • body diversity
  • anatomy of the waist
  • feet
  • hands and forearms
  • knees
  • fur
  • noses
  • faces
  • an entire friggin blog for refs


  • fractured-sanity
  • brushlovers
  • iconlove
  • designfruit
  • getbrushes
  • at0mica


  • abstractfonts
  • dafont
  • fontfreak
  • urbanfonts
  • creamundo
  • azfonts

films/tv shows~

  • p much every film ever
  • these are all fab films I have watched yes
  • Studio Ghibli
  • Supernatural
  • Hannibal
  • Disney
  • Disney Pixar
  • Game of Thrones
  • Doctor Who
  • Teen Wolf
  • Adventure Time
  • Hetalia
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • The Walking Dead
  • Merlin
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Dexter
  • Teen Titans
  • Digimon
  • Halloween movies
  • Horror flims
  • Pokemon
  • The US President’s Secret Book
  • Brainman
  • Archimedes’ Secret
  • Galileo: Genius
  • OBEs, Other Dimensions and Astral Travel
  • Automatic Brain: The Power of the Unconscious
  • Theory of Everything
  • Body-Soul and the Subconscious Mind
  • The Awakening
  • The Genius Sperm Bank
  • Multiple Personality Disorder
  • Consciousness
  • God’s Existence
  • How Does Memory Work
  • Holographic Universe
  • The Signs of God’s Existence
  • Mind Science Kept Hidden
  • LSD, Magic Mushrooms and CIA Mind Control Experiments
  • Kim Peek: The Real Rainman
  • The Secret Life of Chaos
  • The Unknown Genius of Nikola Tesla
  • Conspiracy of Silence
  • The Dark Ages
  • The Life of the Buddha
  • Dark Fellowships: The Nazi Cult
  • The Da Vinci Code: The True Story
  • Atlantis: Lost World (History Channel)
  • Abraham Lincoln Biography (History Channel)
  • Genocide: Worse Than War
  • Atlantis: The Lost Continent
  • Physics: 100 Greatest Discoveries
  • Inside LSD
  • Mermaids: The Body Found
  • The Truth of Troy (BBC)
  • The Universe: Beyond the Big Bang
  • To Infinity and Beyond
  • Time Trip
  • Pearl Harbor: The Untold Story
  • Biography: Albert Einstein
  • Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”
  • What Are Dreams?
  • The Real Count Dracula
  • Serial Killers: The Real Silence of the Lambs
  • Mein Kampf: The Story of Adolf Hitler
  • Secrets of Egypt: Cleopatra
  • Lord of the Rings: Facts Behind the Fiction
  • Book of Secrets: Freemasons
  • Who’s Afraid of a Big Black Hole?
  • The Real Eve
  • The Secret You
  • The Surprising History of Sex and Love
  • The Missing Secrets of Nikola Tesla
  • The Revelation of the Pyramids
  • Steve Jobs: Billion Dollar Hippy
  • The Long Walk of Nelson Mandela
  • The Genius of Beethoven
  • The Ghost in Your Genes
  • The Hunt for the Higgs
  • The Secret
  • Van Gogh: Painted With Words (BBC)
  • Albert Einstein: How I See the World (PBS)
  • Around the World in 90 Minutes
  • Da Vinci: The Lost Treasure (BBC)
  • Darwin’s Darkest Hour
  • Do You Want  to Live Forever
  • Einstein’s Biggest Blunder
  • Examined Life
  • Faster Than the Speed of Light
  • Fractals: The Colors of Infinity
  • History of the World in Two Hours
  • How Does the Brain Work?
  • Impressionism: Revenge of the Nice
  • Miracle Cure? A Decade of Human Genome
  • Newton’s Dark Secrets
  • Nice Guys Finish First


  • FILMS: 500 Days of Summer, Alice In Wonderland, Avengers, The Amazing Spiderman, Avatar, A Walk To Remember, Batman, Black Swan, Clueless, Easy A, Grease, Harry Potter, Hercules, High School Musical, Iron Man, Mean Girls, Mulan, Pirates of The Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek, Tangled, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, The Lord Of The Rings, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Titanic, Twilight Saga, UP, X-Men.
  • TV SHOWS:American Horror Story, Arrow, Awkward, Bones, Dexter, Doctor Who, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, My Mad Fat Diary, Nashville, New Girl, Once Upon A Time, Pretty Little Liars, Revenge, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, The Walking Dead, Wizards Of  Waverly Place.

PS helpblogs~

  • yeahphotoshop
  • kyungsumption
  • heartitactions
  • 009095
  • photoshop-addict
  • fyeahphotoshop
  • fuckyeahresources
  • nanresources

for when yo sad~

  • the nicest place on the internet
  • make everything ok
  • happy news
  • calming manatee 
  • calm
  • 1000 awesome things
  • calmsound.com
  • the quiet place
  • is it going to be ok?
  • 90 second relaxation exercise
  • gives me hope
  • rainy mood


  • cute baby fix
  • watch penguins being adorable
  • cute overload
  • perfect
  • cute animals

(via germball)

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☆Post Directory ☆

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  • Shit the Signs Say
  • Shit the Signs Say Before They Kill You
  • Shit the Signs Say When Their Family is Visiting
  • Shit the Signs Say: While Driving
  • Shit My Zodiac Friends Say
  • Annoying Shit the Signs Say
  • Shit the Signs Say About Their fandom
  • Shit the Signs Say When They’re Drunk     Homestuck Version
  • Shit the Signs Say When They’re Hyped Up on Caffeine
  • Shit the Zodiac Moms Say
  • Shit the Signs Say When They Disagree with Your Opinion
  • Shit the Signs Dads Say
  • Shit the Signs Say to Their Dates
  • Shit the Signs Say When They’ve Taken Someone Captive
  • Shit the Signs Say to get the D (or V)
  • Shit the Signs Say: When They’re Doing a Thing
  • The Signs as Ghosts
  • Shit We Want to Tell Your Sign
  • Shit the Signs Say: First Thing in the Morning
  • Shit the Signs Say: At School
  • Not So Scary: Shit the Signs Say
  • Shit We Want to Tell Your Sign…
  • At a Zodiac Sleepover, the Signs are…
  • Shit the Signs Like
  • Shit the Signs Dislike
  • Shit the Signs Do When the Power is Out
  • Signs When They Have to Pee
  • Shit the Signs Do in the Shower
  • Shit the Signs Say When They’ve Taken Someone Captive
  • Shit the Signs Hate
  • How to Annoy the: Fire Signs, Earth Signs, Air Signs, Water Signs
  • Constellations
  • Zodiac Basics
  • Astrology Qualities
  • Zodiac Cheat Sheet
  • Zodiac Mating Calls
  • Shit the Signs: Yell at the Snow
  • How to Tell What Sign A Person Is By the Way They Shop
  • How the Signs Respond to “What Do You Want for Dinner?”
  • What generation goes with each sign?
  • Shit the Signs HAAAATEEE Getting for Christmas
  • Emojis for the Signs
  • Eating According to Your Zodiac Sign
  • Christmas Songs for the Signs
  • Starbucks for your sign
  • What the Signs Value in Others
  • Pranks to Pull on the Signs
  • Lies the Signs are Telling You
  • How to Win an Argument Against the Signs
  • Suggested Occupations for the Signs
  • Anime Personalities
  • Strengths & Weaknesses of the Signs
  • Astrological Dex (The Signs as Pokemon)
  • Shit the Signs Do Over the Summer
  • The Signs Favorite Things
  • Gifts for the Signs (If you want them to fuck you up)
  • Hobbies for the Signs
  • Shit the Signs Reblog
  • How the Signs Make Us Laugh
  • Zodiac Signs in One Word
  • Dates/Elements of the Signs
  • How to Guess Someone’s Zodiac Sign (personality)
  • How to Guess Someone’s Zodiac Sign (appearance)
  • Unusual Facts About the Signs
  • Zodiac Signs: After Little to No Sleep
  • Sad 80’s Songs
  • How We Really Feel About the Signs
  • Derp the Signs Say
  • How to Recognize the Signs
  • How to Make a Great First Impression with the Signs
  • Types of Chips for the Signs
  • Cat Zodiacs
  • Rude Cusp Posts
  • Hate about Halloween
  • Give out for Halloween
  • Halloween Costumes
  • Halloween Candy by Sign
  • Mottos for the Signs
  • Consider a Relationship with the Signs if…
  • 2013 Horoscopes
  • Sun Sign Tea Recommendations
  • 90’s Kid Shows for the Signs
  • Zodiac College Friends
  • Medical Astrology
  • Zodiac Karaoke
  • The Conscience of the Signs
  • What They do with Candy
  • How the Signs Show That They Love You
  • How to Win an Argument Against the Signs
  • Kissing Styles of the Signs
  • What They do at Night
  • The Signs in Love
  • Shit the Signs Do Before Going Back to School
  • Zodiac Fashion
  • You Know the Signs are dumping you when…
  • Things They do to get in the Halloween Spirit
  • The Signs Most Used Vocab Word
  • The Signs as Inanimate Objects
  • Fruits for the Signs
  • Mean Horoscopes
  • Party Games the Signs Play
  • Love Notes From the Signs
  • Shit You Don’t Want to Hear About the Signs
  • Zodiac Signs Stranded on an Island
  • How to Attract the Signs
  • Emoticons for the Signs
  • Zodi-meme wheel
  • Zodiac Signs as Internet Memes
  • Zodiac Jokes
  • The Signs When the World Ends
  • Most Common Birthdays
  • Colors That Represent the Signs
  • Why My Sign is Better Than Yours
  • How to Get the Signs to Forgive You
  • What the Signs Really Mean When They Say “Okay”
  • How to get Revenge on the Signs
  • How the Signs Take Over the World
  • Secrets of the Zodiac
  • Movies the Signs Love
  • 12 Days of Christmas (ALL the lyrics together)
  • The Signs in Love
  • Class Your Sign Dreads
  • Zodiac Cats
  • The Signs on Their Birthday
  • Shit Your Sign Carves Into School Desks
  • Where the Signs Eat
  • Adjectives for Your Face
  • Morning Texts from the Signs
  • Mediocre Achievements of the Signs
  • The Signs as Superheroes
  • Pros and Cons of the Signs
  • How the Signs Play Monopoly
  • How the Signs Take Selfies
  • Why Your Zodiac Sign is Perfect
  • Where to Find the Signs
  • The Signs as Action Figures
  • Myers-Briggs -> Zodiac Signs
  • Gelato Horoscopes
  • Shit That Scared the Signs as Kids
  • How the Signs Acted as Children
  • Shakespeare for the Signs
  • How To Spot Each Sign … After Trick-Or-Treating
  • Shit the Signs Say on Halloween
  • How Long it Takes the Signs to Give Up in School Mentally
  • Winter Dates for the Signs
  • I Love My…
  • How We Feel About the Signs
  • What do the signs mean when they say “Lets Drink”
  • What the Signs Mean When They Say “I’m Sorry”
  • What the Signs Mean When They Say “LOL”
  • Social Media Platforms for the Signs
  • When You Cheat on the Signs…
  • Ways the Signs Show Anger
  • Why the Signs Can’t Have a Yard Sale
  • Zodiac Fashion
  • Intro to Astro Powerpoint
  • The Signs as Swear Words
  • Negative Sign Traits
  • Common Misspellings of the Signs
  • Gifts for the Signs
  • Colorscope
  • Books for the Signs
  • Which Sign Should You Travel With?
  • What the Signs Smell Like
  • Physical Appearances
  • Sexy Costumes for the Signs
  • Each Signs Serial Killer Edge
  • Fuck
  • How the Signs Carve Pumpkins   Homestuck Version
  • Gamer’s Zodiac
  • Pets for the Signs  More Pets for the Signs
  • How to be forgiven by the signs
  • Sports the Signs Play
  • Gross, You Share Your Sign With…
  • Near Death Experiences
  • Pick-Up Lines to Hook the Signs
  • Reasons Why the Signs Can Go Fuck Themselves
  • The Signs When They Hit Boiling Point
  • Where the Signs Hide Their Money
  • Zodiac Teams
  • Bedrooms of the Signs
  • Fears the Signs Have
  • Crimes the Signs Commit
  • Signs That the Signs May Be Cheating
  • Reasons Why the Signs Might Get Punched Out
  • You Know You’re with the Zodiac When
  • Impressions of the Zodiac Signs
  • Credit Card Zodiac Sign
  • How to Ruin a Date with the Signs
  • How to Poison the Signs
  • The Zodiac Sign’s Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless…
  • Dumbest Thing You Can Ask the Signs
  • Zodiac Signs as Fairy Tale Characters
  • Driving Habits the Signs Have
  • The Metal Zodiac
  • The Signs as Disney Characters
  • Zodiac Music Key
  • Musical Instruments for the Signs
  • Totally True Horoscopes
  • General Facts for the Signs (not really)
  • Zodiac Quiz
  • Quirky Videos of the Signs
  • Video Games for the Signs
  • 15 Day Zodiac Challenge
  • Careers Your Sign Should Avoid
  • How to tell your Blogger is a(n)
  • Why You Shouldn’t be Friends with the Signs
  • “New” Zodiac Signs
  • When the Fuck is Your Birthday
  • Zodiac Quick Answers
  • Who would return a wallet?

Media (Books, Movies, Tv Shows, Music)

  • Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

  • (500) Days of Summer

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Adventure Time
  • Aladdin
  • American Dad
  • American Horror Story: Coven
  • American Psycho
  • Animal Crossing
  • Archer
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Awkward.
  • Batman
  • Beatles Songs
  • BeetleJuice
  • Beyonce Songs
  • Black Butler
  • Bob’s Burgers
  • Breaking Bad
  • Bridesmaids
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Carrie
  • Christmas Movie Characters
  • Codename: Kids Next Door
  • Confessions of a Shopaholic
  • Corpse Bride
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • Danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil
  • Disney Astrology (Disneystrology)
  • Disney Princesses
  • Doctor Who
  • Downton Abbey
  • Drake & Josh
  • Ed, Edd n Eddy
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Fairly Odd Parents
  • Fall Out Boy Songs
  • Family Guy
  • The Fault in Our Stars
  • Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
  • Friends
  • Frozen
  • Full House
  • Futurama
  • Game of Thrones
  • Gilmore Girls
  • Glee
  • Gone Girl
  • The Great Gatsby
  • Halloweentown
  • Hannibal
  • Harold and Maude
  • Harry Potter Characters
  • Hercules
  • Hetalia
  • Hey Arnold
  • High School Muscial
  • Hocus Pocus
  • Hogwarts Houses
  • Howl’s Moving Castle
  • Hunger Games
  • Invader Zim
  • The Iron Giant
  • Jenna Marbles
  • Junie B. Jones
  • Junjou Romantica
  • The Kardashians
  • Katy Perry Songs
  • Legally Blonde
  • LEGO Movie
  • The Little Vampire
  • Lord of the Rings
  • The Magic School Bus
  • Mario Kart
  • Mean Girls
  • Modern Family
  • Monster House
  • Monsters Inc
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Moulin Rouge
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • The Nanny
  • Naruto
  • New Girl
  • Nightmare Before Christmas
  • The Notebook
  • The Office
  • Orange is the New Black
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Panic! At the Disco Songs
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Peanuts
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Ponyo
  • Pretty Little Liars
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Psycho
  • Regular Show
  • RENT
  • Rise of the Guardians
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Romeo & Juliet
  • Rugrats
  • Scary Godmother
  • Scott Pilgrim
  • Scrubs
  • Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi
  • Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Sex and the City
  • Sherlock (BBC)
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • The Simpsons
  • Skins (UK 1st Gen)
  • South Park
  • Space Dandy
  • Spiderman
  • Spirited Away
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Supernatural
  • Tangled
  • Teen Titans
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • That’s So Raven
  • Titanic
  • Totally Spies
  • Twitches
  • UP
  • Victorious
  • Walking Dead
  • White Collar
  • Wilfred
  • Winnie the Pooh

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Gif Sets

  • The Zodiac Signs on a Normal Day
  • Zodiac Signs After a Bad Day
  • The Signs on Halloween
  • How the Signs Trick or Treat
  • Reaction to Falling into a Holiday
  • The Signs as Stick Figures
  • The Signs Having a Tumblr Party
  • How the Signs Behave at a Party
  • Zodiac Stereotypes
  • Signs on the First Day of School
  • Signs on the Last Day of School
  • The Signs Around Their Crush
  • How the Signs Reject Someone
  • The Signs Reacting to the Approach of Valentines Day
  • Alone on Valentines Day
  • The Signs in Trouble With Their Parents
  • The Signs on the First Day Back from Winter Break
  • The Signs Reaction to Being Dumped
  • The Signs in an Emergency
  • The Signs on Thanksgiving
  • Shit the Signs Say When They See a Post By Shit the Signs Say
  • How the Signs Steal Your Significant Other
  • How the Signs Bake
  • The Signs Online
  • The Signs As Singers
  • How the Signs Deal with Hatemail
  • The Signs Receiving Presents
  • The Signs on Christmas Morning
  • How the Signs Dance
  • When Someone Homestucks an Unrelated Post
  • The Zodiac Signs on a Date
  • Signs Being Told They’re Wrong
  • The Signs Being Told They’re in Trouble

Most to Least Likely to

  • Give a Fuck
  • be an Octopus
  • Fight You for the Last Cookie
  • Own a Sombrero
  • Scare the Living Shit Out of You
  • Commit a Crime
  • Be Mature
  • Celebrate the Fuck Out of Halloween
  • Ask for Someone to Homestuck a Post
  • Send You Anonymous Hate
  • Reblog Something They Don’t Even Like
  • Give You a Holiday Present
  • Put Mistletoe in Inappropriate Places
  • Overeat on Thanksgiving
  • Deserving to be Punched in the Face
  • Murder Someone They Love
  • Picture You Naked at an Inappropriate Time
  • Wanna Build A Snowman
  • be Passive Aggressive
  • Post Spoilers
  • be Jealous of Other Blogs
  • be Good at Dealing with Heartbreak
  • be Consistently Loyal
  • Love the Movie Theaters
  • Dive into the street for Candy Thrown at a Parade
  • Obsess Over Fandoms
  • Be able to Multi-task
  • Break a Promise
  • Crash a Car
  • Take FanFic Seriously
  • Pinch People on Saint Patrick’s Day
  • Be Stubborn
  • Snoop Through Your Personal Shit
  • Enjoy Cuddling
  • Need a Fucking Chill Pill
  • Clean Up (without being told to)
  • Sarcastic
  • Want an Extra Hour in the Ball Pit
  • Give a Fuck About What Other People Want
  • Give Out a Fake Phone Number
  • Make a New Year’s Resolution
  • Let a Mock Astrology Blog Ruin Their Outlook on Life
  • Purchase a Real Tree
  • Shop on Black Friday
  • Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny


  • Friendship Compatibility  
  • Romantic Compatibility
  • Trick or Treating Compatibility
  • Compatibility Chart
  • Roommate Compatibility
  • Is it Meant to be?
  • Valentine Card    Un-Valentine Card 1
  • Cosplay Group Compatibility


  • Blogger, what do you hate about the signs?
  • Blogger, what do you love about the signs?
  • Blogger, who is the most overrated and underrated sign?
  • Blogger, which element is the most fun to tease?
  • Blogger, Which Sign Gives the Best Comebacks?
  • Blogger, what do you hate about each element?
  • Blogger, What Are Your Favorite Posts?


  • Which Sign is Disliked Most
  • Which Sign is Most Attractive
  • Which Sign is Easiest to be Friends With
  • Which Sign Gives the Best Presents?

Zodiac Gifts


Any Zodiac Lover


I follow a lot of people and i always see with the people i follow and amongst my followers posts about how they are feeling really crap. I know what it’s like to feel really bad and for long periods of time. I don’t won’t any of you guys to feel like that, because god, it is shit. So i thought i would make a master post for when your feeling really shit. I know there are couple of these floating about but here is my take on it. Feel Good 101 - This is an advice series by an amazing youtuber called Emma Blackery. She deals with such topics as depression, bullying, looks and ambition. She gives great advice and i personally found them really helpful.  Yoga Postions - I think that yoga can be very relaxing and take your mind of things so this is just a link to basic yoga positions.  Breathing Techniques - When stressed, angry or upset breathing tends to get fast and out of hand, so here are two links to some breathing techniques to calm yourself down. Mindfullness - I did mindfulness at school, and thought it was a big joke. Looking back i was an idiot because it is actually really helpful and i wish i paid more attention. Link to exercises and their website.  Free audiobooks - Sometimes listening to an audiobook is a relaxing way to wind down. Links to websites and youtube channels with free audiobooks. 1, 2. 3. 4. 5
These are just websites to get links to the shows you watch. TVMuse is only very good for newer shows, and it relies heavily on links from people in the comments but apart from that good for links to new shows quickly. I know some internet providers (in the UK at least) have blocked some streaming websites, but these are three i am pretty sure work.  watchtvseries TVMuse  iwatchonline Free books and book related things - To help you relax and to escape to another world
  • textbooknova
  • bookboon
  • ebookee
  • freebookspot
  • free-ebooks
  • getfreeebooks
  • bookfinder
  • oerconsortium
  • gutenberg project
  • ebook3000
  • readanybook
  • masterpost of books
MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES - Because they really do help
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • 13 Going on 30
  • 17 Again
  • 22 Jump Street
  • 27 Dresses 
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • A Cinderella Story
  • Bride Wars
  • Bring It On 
  • Bring It On Again
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory     
  • Clueless
  • Confessions of a Shopaholic
  • Confessions of a Teenage Dramaqueen
  • Crazy, Stupid Love
  • Donnie Darko
  • Easy A
  • Ella Enchanted
  • Forrest Gump
  • Freaky Friday
  • Friends with Benefits 
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • Great Gatsby 
  • John Tucker Must Die
  • Juno
  • Just My Luck
  • Legally Blonde
  • Legally Blonde 2
  • Mean Girls
  • Miss Congeniality
  • Pitch Perfect
  • Princess Diaries
  • Princess Diaries 2
  • Project X
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • She’s the Man
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Slumdog Millionaire
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • The Heat
  • The Hunger Games
  • The Notebook
  • The Parent Trap
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • The Vow
  • Titanic
  • V for Vendetta

Harry Potter:

  • Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone
  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
  • Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
  • Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
  • Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
  • Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
  • Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

Men in Black:

  • Men in Black I
  • Men in Black II
  • Men in Black III

Pirates of the Caribbean:

  • The Curse of The Black Pearl
  • Dead Man’s Chest
  • At World’s End
  • On Stranger Tides

Star Wars:

  • Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode IV: A New Hope
  • Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  • The Clone Wars

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey


  • The Amazing Spider-man
  • The Amazing Spider-man 2
  • The Avengers
  • Captain America
  • Captain America: The Winters Soldier
  • Fantastic Four
  • Hulk
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Iron Man
  • Iron Man 2
  • Iron Man 3
  • Spider-man 
  • Spider-man 2
  • Spider-man 3
  • Thor
  • Thor: The Dark World
  • X-Men
  • X-Men First Class
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine 
  • X-Men The Last Stand
  • X-Men Days of Future Past

Dark Knight Trilogy:

  • batman begins
  • the dark knight
  • the dark knight rises


  • Aladdin
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Alice in Wonderland 2010
  • The Aristocats
  • Atlantis the lost Empire
  • Antlantis Milos Return
  • Bambi
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
  • Brave
  • Brother Bear
  • A bugs Life
  • Cars
  • Chicken Little
  • A Christmas Carol
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader
  • Cinderella
  • Cinderella II Dreams come True
  • Cinderella III A Twist in Time
  • Dumbo
  • The Emperors New Groove
  • Enchanted
  • Escape to Witch Mountain
  • Fantasia
  • Finding Nemo
  • Fox and the Hound
  • Frankenweenie
  • Frozen
  • Halloweentown
  • Halloween town II: Kalabar’s Revenge
  • Halloweentown High
  • Hercules
  • High School Musical
  • High School Musical 2
  • Holes
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • The Incredibles
  • James and the Giant Peach
  • Jungle Book
  • Lady and the Tramp
  • Lilo and Stitch
  • Lion King
  • Lion King 2
  • Lion King 1 1/2
  • The Little Mermaid
  • Lizzie Mcguire Movie
  • Marry Poppins
  • Monsters Inc.
  • Monsters University
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Mulan
  • Mulan II
  • The Muppets
  • Oliver and Company
  • Oz: The Great and the Powerful
  • The Pacifier
  • Peter Pan
  • Pinnochio
  • Pixel Perfect
  • Pocohantos
  • Princess and the Frog
  • Ratatouille
  • The Rescuers
  • Return to Halloweentown
  • Robin Hood
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
  • Sword in the Stone
  • Tangled
  • Tangled Ever After
  • Tarzan
  • Tinker bell
  • Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
  • Tinker bell and the Lost Treasure
  • Tinker bell: Secret of the Wings
  • Toy Story
  • Toy Story 2
  • Toy Story 3
  • Treasure Planet
  • Tron Legacy
  • Underdog
  • Up
  • WALL-E
  • Wreck-it-Ralph
  • 101 Dalmations
Food food food food food food FOOD - Comfort eating helps. It does. It’s been proven. By science.
  • Brownie in a cup
  • Cookie in a cup
  • Pumpkin Brownie Chunk Ice Cream
  • Peppermint Brownie Pops
  • Mint Chocolate Cheesecake 
  • S’mores Muffins
  • Chocolate Mint Stuffed Cookies
  • French Toast Rollups 
  • Chocolate Pudding
  • Pop Tarts
  • Hot Chocolate
  • Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Vanilla Cupcakes
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies Cheesecake 
  • Bloody Red Velvet Cupcakes 
  • Rose Apple Pie 
  • Strawberry Heart Pie 
  • 100 Things You Can Have On a Stick
  • Simple snack ideas
  • Vegan snack ideas
  • The most majestic recipe masterpost I have ever seen
  • 18 mug food recipes
  • Movie marathon snacks
Sounds - i thought this could be useful to help people relax and be calm and zen and all that jazz :)
  • Calming Sounds 
  • Rain
  • Coffee Shop
  • Ambient Sounds 
  • Noisli 
  • Sounds to Sleep to
  • Calm
Youtubers who cheer me up: Because you need a laugh sometimes
  • Doodleoodle + doddlevloggle
  • Emma Blackery + MoreEmma + boxes of foxes
  • Liam Dryden
  • Ariel Bissett
  • TomSka + DarkSquidge
  • AMillionMadMusings
  • BananaJamana
  • booksandquills
  • Tom Burns
  • Gary C
  • ninebrassmonkeys
  • Ophelia Dagger
  • polandbananasBOOKS + polandbananas20
  • thisbedottie
  • JackHoward
  • WhyNotJanice
  • lexcanroar + tyrannosauruslexxx + girlyashell
Feel free to steel all my links and share around. please use for the good, and if links don’t work or you want me to add something message me and i’ll fix it.

mannersareoverrated  asked:

What are some of your favorite books that I should definitely read??

ALRIGHT so im gonna do this by genre. italics mean you really really need to read it like right now immediately


the harry potter series - jk rowling
the percy jackson series (for slightly younger kids but i mean they never get old) - rick riordan
the mara dyer trilogy - michelle hodkin
the raven cycle - maggie stiefvater
his fair assassin trilogy - robin lafevers
the throne of glass series - sarah j maas
the grisha trilogy - leigh bardugo
hush, hush - becca fitzpatrick
inkheart - marissa meyer
the winner’s trilogy - marie rutkoski

science fiction/dystopian

the hunger games - suzanne collins
the selection series - kiera cass
the maze runner - james dashner
uglies - scott westerfeld
divergent - veronica roth
unwind - neal shusterman
shatter me - tahereh mafi
the lunar chronicles - marissa meyer
legend - marie lu

young adult/romance/realistic fiction/historical fiction

the gallagher girls - ally carter
heist society - ally carter
embassy row - ally carter
the truth about forever - sarah dessen
this lullaby - sarah dessen
lock and key - sarah dessen
anna and the french kiss - stephanie perkins
to all the boys i’ve loved before + ps i still love you - jenny han

if i stay + where she went - gayle foreman
this is what happy looks like - jennifer e. smith
13 reasons why - jay asher
the statistical probability of love at first sight - jennifer e. smith
speak - laurie halse anderson
the impossible knife of memory - laurie halse anderson
the da vinci code - dan brown
the book thief - markus zusak
two-way street - lauren barnholdt
north of beautiful - justina chen

classics/books everyone should read before they die

the secret garden - frances hodgson burnett
the little house on the praire books - laura ingalls wilder
a tree grows in brooklyn - betty smith
i know why the caged bird sings - maya angelou
pride and prejudice - jane austen 
wuthering heights - emily bronte
emma - jane austen
little women - louisa may alcott
animal farm - george orwell
sense and sensibility - jane austen

so yeah i mean i could probably think of a lot more but here’s just a starting off list! i had to physically restrain myself from writing down more young adult romance novels this is a problem

The Signs as Strong Female Leads

Aries: Kat (10 Things I Hate About You)
Taurus: Cady Herron (Mean Girls)
Gemini: Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
Cancer: Tris (Divergent)
Leo: Amy (Trainwreck)
Virgo: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Libra: Katniss (The Hunger Games)
Scorpio: Natasha/Black Widow (Marvel)
Sagittarius: Margo (Paper Towns)
Capricorn: Beca (Pitch Perfect)
Aquarius: Hope (Ant-Man)
Pisces: Teresa (The Maze Runner)


I got my first tattoo today! Watercolor IDIC, Deathly Hallows, and Mockingjay, done by the very talented Cynthia at Alchemy Tattoo Hawthorn in Melbourne, Australia. She was a pleasure to work with and gave me such a beautiful piece. I’m so happy with it, and it feels so me-the perfect combination of artistic, geeky, and girly. I put a lot of thought into what I chose, and came away with the IDIC to represent both my Star Trek fandom (my oldest and most enduring fandom) and my passionate devotion to the ideal of Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination that it stands for; the Deathly Hallows for all the lessons of love, friendship, tolerance, kindness, and sacrifice that Harry Potter gave me; and the Mockingjay as a reminder to always fight for what is right, even when it is not easy. Plus outside of the personal meaning they’re just so PRETTY. I’m very happy with how they came out and couldn’t have asked for a better tattoo, artist, or experience for my first time.

i was tagged by @diggiory giory to make a list of 10 characters i want to kiss so here we go!!
i. draco malfoy (harry potter)
ii. richard “dick” campell gansey iii (raven boys)
iii. sam and dean winchester (supernatural) (couldn’t separate them lmao)
iv. will herondale (shadowhunters)
v. jem carstairs (shadowhunters)
vi. olly bright (everything everything)
vii. finnick odair (hunger games)
viii. stiles stilinski (teen wolf)
ix. damon salvatore (the vampire diaries)
x. patrick verona (ten things i hate about you)

(why are there only boys???!?! lmao I mean in real life I’m more into girls atm but ok well lmao)

i tag @grimmauld12 @epivskey @zablni @ohpotter @puceyadrian @petuniiaevans @flntwood @fjrewhisky @hermiione @hermioneganger @jamsespotter @lilyevane @njmphadora @nerville


“First rule of magic: always he the smartest person in the room.”

Now You See Me 2 the settle to the surpringly good first movie is directed by Jon M. Chu (Step Up 2, GIJOE 2) and written by Ed Solomon (Bill & Ted, Now You See Me, Men in Black, Charlie’s Angels, Super Mario Bros). Let me get this out of my system now… It should have been called, Now You Don’t! But I understand that would completely fly over any audience members who haven’t seen and like the first movie. Well, for those of you who haven’t seen it, it is essentially a comedy action thriller about a group of performance magicians (like Chris Angel and David Blaine, Lance Burton, etc.) who are paired together by a mystical calling. Each one possess their own style of magic, and together they form this apparently magical super group called, The Four Horseman. The mystery element is actually quite a fun and exciting caper, with quite the ridiculously good ending reveal. There’s no way you will catch the “tell” throughout the movie, and by the end, it’s so crazy you might not have expected it. It is a fun time, with likeable characters, I highly recommend it. I own it on Bluray, if that means anything. The sequel picks up 18 months after the ending revelation of the first, as The Four Horseman are now underground, on the run from government activity and suspicion. There demand and popularity among the public are at an all time high in success. There is one casting replacement from pretty Isla Fisher to the attractive Lizzy Caplan, as apparently Isla’s character left in the movie. The rest remain the same. It will be difficult to reveal certain plot points or criticisms without spoiling it, but I’ll do my best. An old enemy comes back into their now continued successful lives, and the magical mystery begins unraveling once more, as they need to band up with new friends to discover the secret.


- Woody Harrelson (Natural Born Killers, True Detective, Zombieland, No Country for Old Men, Seven Psychopaths, Triple 9, Out of the Furnace, Defendor, The People vs Larry Flynt, Kingpin, The Thin Red Line, Semi-Pro, 2012, Rampart, Hunger Games, *War on the Planet of the Apes)

- Mark Ruffalo (Collateral, Zodiac, The Avengers, Spotlight, Shutter Island, Brothers Bloom, Foxcatcher, Begin Again)

- Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network, Zombieland, The End of the Tour, American Ultra, Adventureland, The Double, BvS, Rio, *Cafe Society)

- Lizzy Caplan (Cloverfield, Mean Girls, The Interview, Masters of Sex, The Night Before)

- Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter, Horns, Kill Your Darlings, *Swiss Army Man)

- Dave Franco (Neighbors, 21 Jump Street, Fright Night, Warm Bodies, *The Masterpiece)

- Morgan Freeman (Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Unforgiven, Gone Baby Gone, Bruce Almighty, The Dark Knight trilogy, Amistad, The Bucket List, Oblivion, Lucky Number Slevin, Olympus/London Has Fallen, Robin Hood, RED, Lucy, Outbreak)

The biggest problem I had with this accepted sequek was that it became to incomprehensible and wacky that I lost some respect and admiration. Wherein the first movie actually gave reasoning and showed parlor tricks, giving us a hint of how things occurred, a plausibility (like a magician), the sequel was blown out of proportions. Although I will give director Chu credit with infusing his Chinese heritage in placing the story in Macau, as well as giving the movie elements of Ocean’s Eleven panache and flare, the plot was very convoluted. Every magic trick has three parts as we learn in Christopher Nolan’s best film, The Prestige: the pledge, the turn, and the prestige. Now You See Me 2 succeeds in the pledge, it falters towards the end of the pledge by not allowing us to get insight and wonder, and it fails in giving us the magical Prestige. No matter how cool and suave the acting and tricks were, I was pulling at air to understand how some of them were even possible. It seems as if the universe of the movie became full on magical, and I’m okay with that for the future, I was just expecting the movie to continue its theme of Robin Hood-esque playable explainable tricks and illusions over unknown magic.


+ Main Cast

+ Woody Harrelson

+ style

+ Special Effects

+ Security check heist sequence


- Daniel Radcliffe

- Plot

- Ridiculously ludicrous at times

Although the plot was very convoluted, bouncing around the world, literally, I had a entertaining time. I feel like I had a funner time watching this movie than Warcraft. I still recommend watching the first movie, as I feel it is superior to the sequel in both strayed and style. But yes, even with a crazy very mixed character wise plot zooming from China to US, to London, etc. the actors did very well. I really liked the group as a whole, as their comraderie was very prevalent and led their pursuits. Individually they have their string suits, and together they form a much more cohesive and slick moving unit. The one downside in the acting of the man group was that they did not get the single moments to shine. The sequel does give you a 5min intro summary to catch up, but it also expects you to already be familiarized and welcoming of the Horsemen. The first movie gave them their moments to shine alone, but that’s because they had to be depicted as selfish and isolated to get the inevitable unlikely heroes banded together vibe. The rivalry between Eisenberg and Harrelson was still present as they play around with each other, mirrored to Franco’s greenhorn rookie fitting in. New entry, Lizzy Caplan does a good job at jumping in on the already close knit group. She serves as the comedic relief, and I’d say she pulled it off rather well, along with proving to be independent in no need of the men to back her up. Each of the Horsemen have their magical specialty whether it be hipnosis or card tricks or more, and each element is thrown in. On the supporting side, Mark Ruffalo brings his A game once again, proving that he can bring heart, emotion, and intensity to any role he chooses. Opposite him, Morgan Freeman surprisingly does not phone it in, as his smooth talking, one step ahead type character was legitimately fun to hear and watch. I was a hit disappointed with Daniel Radcliffe and the lack of Harry Potter inside jokes haha. His character served as the sort of antagonist billionaire baddie with infinite resources and thugs. There were elements of a lackluster Bond villain if he were to be much younger. Radcliffe didn’t really convince me, nor did he impress really. Once again, it is the Four Horsemen you want to watch, and I’d say they deliver in the entertainment field.

Some other aspects I thought note worthy, we’re the action and special effects. They looked both stylish and very cool, but like the tricks, when questioned, you don’t get an answer or possibility out of them. Some of the scenes were so out there that you just had to role with the punches this sequel preps over the initial movie. Don’t get me wrong, when the Horsemen did their acts and magic tricks, although they were legit magic at times, I had fun watching it occur (especially the card tricks). Where all these effects and magic seem to be headed is in the direction of a full out magical element underneath our known world. At this point, it seems like The Horsemen are actual magician sorcerers who can bend rules of reality. So if the likely third installment unveils the curtain and shows us the trick underneath completely and magically, I think they’d be accepted. Continuing along the path of saying they are merely illusions is not going to cut it anymore. Just go ahead and bring us the real magic, and hell, a evil sorcerer villain. It’ll be perfectly acceptable, as Dr. Strange is going to bring us back to some magicians on screen.

Overall, I had a good time with this lengthy magician comedy heist. I definetly think it is worth a watch, preferably after you watch the first movie. There are elements carried over from the first movie, but nothing that will leave you in the blind from not seeing it. Of course, you will miss the inside jokes, group mentality, and big plot twist by not seeing the first, but it is not mandatory. I’d say that Now You See Me 2 fits into the universe of the very style over logical substance of the latter Fast and the Furious. Once again, where the first movie actually allowed us to wonder and believe soon of the tricks were real, the sequel blows out all the windows and settles for anything is possible, nothing needs to be explained. With all that said, it is exciting, fun, Las Vegas cool, and has a very likeable group of characters.

7/10 & B$A