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a quick anecdote about middle school me:

so when I was in probably seventh grade a fellow student was telling literally everyone she talked to that she was dating Tom Felton.

I swear she had pictures of him in her locker and told us all she was going to London to see him soon but that they talked all the time.

sidebar: she was a very mean girl who mercilessly mocked me and a lot of my friends for being poor

so I came up with a plan,

and let’s be clear here, I was a total ass (am a total ass) and when she finally made her rounds and told me and my friends,

I was ready.

prior to that I plastered my locker with pics of Dan Radcliffe and forged a note from him so when she told me I was dead ass like “oh what a coincidence, I’m dating Dan and he never mentioned that Tom had a girlfriend…weird” and handed her the letter which said how sad Tom was that he didn’t have a girlfriend

last things last, she babbled for a few minutes trying to regain her ground and then gave up and said “fine I made it up” and I have never felt more satisfied

Feast of Fools - Chapter One

Fred Weasley Fan Fiction

Chapter One

Blurb: Imogen wanted nothing more than a smooth, predictable year at Hogwarts. Naturally, when Harry Potter goes to your school, that isn’t a realistic option. Especially if your closest friends are Fred and George Weasley. And this year, as a Triwizard Tournament is in place and students from different schools arrive causing hormones to get out of control, there’s no escaping for Imogen what she’s always secretly known. She fancies Fred.

Word Count: 1947

Warnings: None

Author’s Note: I wrote this in grade 8 and I just finished high school so I thought it would be nice to re-write it :). 

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I'm on a roll. New fic has been posted! Lily/James as per usual, though there maybe some Sirius and some Remus in there eventually.

Title: Through their eyes

Category: Harry Potter
Character(s): Lily Evans P. & James P.

Words: 1,194
Genre(s): Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: K+
Summary: A series of one-shots about Lily and James based upon a series of
prompts. How do they get together? How do they survive NEWTS? More importantly, how do they survive each other? Feel free to suggest a prompt…

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7466354/1/