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Why you should watch Trial & Error

-it’s Parks & Rec meets courtroom drama
-it’s basically a giant parody of crime docs a la The Staircase
-fairly diverse cast considering it takes place in small town South Carolina
-LGBT representation-especially bisexual
-its funny as hell
-you like the trope of group of co-workers become a family? this is the show for you
-even though it’s sitcom you can treat it how y'all treat dramas and analyze the shit out of it for theories
-josh/carol anne is the love-hate on opposite sides otp I’ve seen in a million fanfics actually on screen
-dwayne/summer is kinda weird and won’t happen but it’s still hilarious to watch and it’s made clear when dwayne is being weird about it too instead of the show treating it as romantic
-the cast is fairly attractive if you’re into that
- not only is the main cast funny as hell-but every supporting and side character is equally hilarious and adds so much to the show
-it’s made clear that the Rich White Man is being offensive when he is
-like father/son dynamics like jake/holt? Oh boy this is your show
-Josh, dwayne, and anne is the golden trio if the golden trio had no idea what they were doing-so it’s just like Harry Potter i guess
-John lithgow is a national treasure

The entire thing is on nbc.com for free and it has great reviews, why aren’t you watching it???

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“ Didn’t you hear about that, Ted? ” asked Dirk. “ About the kids who tried to steal Gryffindor’s sword out of Snape’s office at Hogwarts? ” An electric current seemed to course through Harry, jangling his every nerve as he stood rooted to the spot. “ Never heard a word, ” said Ted. “ Not in the Prophet, was it? ”  “ Hardly, ” chortled Dirk. “Griphook here told me, he heard about it from Bill Weasley who works for the bank. One of the kids who tried to take the sword was Bill’s younger sister. ” Harry glanced toward Hermione and Ron, both of whom were clutching the Extendable Ears as tightly as lifelines. “ She and a couple of friends got into Snape’s office and smashed open the glass case where he was apparently keeping the sword. Snape caught them as they were trying to smuggle it down the staircase. ”

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after part 1 I a) am shook b) have fallen more in love with anto and Scorpius than I thought possible c) have cried about thirty times and d) love cursed child !!!n so much !!!

(p.s this is dress circle C seat 20 (premium aka £250 and it’s worth it !!! really worth it the view is immense everything is perfect couldn’t wish for better seats))

Ravenclaws have to answer logical riddle given by an eagle-shaped knocker to enter their common room. So if the riddles are hard to answer, as I presume, there must be a couple of people who can’t get through, be as clever and whatever they may be (at least if you have partied hard and are a bit out of shape). Thus the Staircase of Shame.

746. Teddy Lupin was a stoner. While on Christmas and Summer breaks, he would have a muggle friend sell him weed to do him over the next semester. Harry quickly learned that when Teddy had dark green hair, he was high, but asked him not to give to James, Albus, Lily or Rose. McGonnagall knew perfectly well, and would charm the joints out of his hands when she caught him.

submitted by jackbarasplat

855. When one student bullied another student, the bully would find themselves more prone to accidents involving dodgy staircases or floorboards, particularly in front of large crowds, because the castle doesn't put up with bullying.

submitted by starshipheartofg-erti

me reading the cursed child : SCORPIUS IS SO GAY FOR ALBUS OH MY GOD HE’S SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL! AND LOOK ALBUS LOVES HIM TOO! THIS MUST BE A DREAM, THEY BELONG TO EACH OTHER !!!! YAAAAAAS

jk rowling : scorpius asks rose out and he has a crush on her

me : SORRY I CAN’t HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SO MUCH GAYNESS

  • Pansy: When is this school going to invest in those elevator things that the ministry had installed, I've lost six pairs of heels to these damn moving staircases.
  • Hermione: No one told you to wear heels to class Pans.
  • Pansy: No. You choose not to wear heels and thus your ass does not look nearly as superb as mine does.