harry potter staircase

Ravenclaws have to answer logical riddle given by an eagle-shaped knocker to enter their common room. So if the riddles are hard to answer, as I presume, there must be a couple of people who can’t get through, be as clever and whatever they may be (at least if you have partied hard and are a bit out of shape). Thus the Staircase of Shame.

me reading the cursed child : SCORPIUS IS SO GAY FOR ALBUS OH MY GOD HE’S SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL! AND LOOK ALBUS LOVES HIM TOO! THIS MUST BE A DREAM, THEY BELONG TO EACH OTHER !!!! YAAAAAAS

jk rowling : scorpius asks rose out and he has a crush on her

me : SORRY I CAN’t HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SO MUCH GAYNESS

I like how Dan and Phil tried so hard to convince us that Phil got the master bed and Dan slept in that tiny compartment on the tour bus. Like regardless of if Phan is real or not there’s no way that 6′2″ man slept in that fucking hobbit hole smaller than the space under Harry Potter’s staircase. Hell, I shared a bed at a con with someone I met that very day because they didn’t have anywhere else to sleep. 

746. Teddy Lupin was a stoner. While on Christmas and Summer breaks, he would have a muggle friend sell him weed to do him over the next semester. Harry quickly learned that when Teddy had dark green hair, he was high, but asked him not to give to James, Albus, Lily or Rose. McGonnagall knew perfectly well, and would charm the joints out of his hands when she caught him.

submitted by jackbarasplat

  • Pansy: When is this school going to invest in those elevator things that the ministry had installed, I've lost six pairs of heels to these damn moving staircases.
  • Hermione: No one told you to wear heels to class Pans.
  • Pansy: No. You choose not to wear heels and thus your ass does not look nearly as superb as mine does.
855. When one student bullied another student, the bully would find themselves more prone to accidents involving dodgy staircases or floorboards, particularly in front of large crowds, because the castle doesn't put up with bullying.

submitted by starshipheartofg-erti

inspired by anonymous

Pairing: Shizuo/Izaya
Theme: Harry Potter!au: the moving staircases

Shizuo was stuck.

Again.

Giving a frustrated growl, he decide to just sit on the platform. On his way back from the dining halls to the Gryffindor dorm, he decided that, as a sixth year, it was about time he venture the moving staircases by himself. He used to always have someone go with him, follow some group of fellow Gryffindors if needed.

But he was a sixth year.

But the moving staircases still moved.

Every time he went up one, it would move. He had a certain few paths memorized, but the staircases would move, throwing him off. At least thirty minutes must have passed before he finally gave up, sitting down for good.

Of course, they stopped moving.

But the minute he stood up, they’d start again.

Growling, Shizuo reached his hands up to run through his hair, grasping at the locks. He heard a patter of footsteps and looked up reluctantly, hoped it wouldn’t be who it was.

Orihara Izaya.

“What’s this? Shizu-chan’s stuck again?”

“Piss off…”

“I’ll walk Shizu-chan back.”

“…”

“What? It’s not like this is the first time… Just like that night we spent together in–”

“Sh-shut up!! J-just get me back to the common room!”

9

Today I went to Oxford and saw Christ Church. It was a beautiful outing. The train ride was about 90 minutes and it offered amazing countryside views. I was especially excited for this trip because some of the Harry Potter movies filmed at Christ Church. In addition, the hall was the inspiration for the set used in the Harry Potter films. The staircase pictured was in the first and second movies. It was very cool to walk on them. The hallway pictured was used in the first movie. I felt as though I had stepped into a movie and it was a great feeling. The church itself is wonderful and I’m glad I had the opportunity to go. We continued our day by meandering around Oxford. The area is beautiful as is the architecture. I hope one day to go back when it isn’t rainy and cold!