harry potter shipper

  • Rita Skeeter: Mr. Malfoy, if Hermione Granger was a spell or a potion what would she be?
  • Draco: Felix Felicis.
  • Rita Skeeter: Oh. I thought she was a Cruciatus Curse kind of witch. But why Felix Felicis?
  • Blaise: Oh no. Not again.
  • Draco: Whenever I'm with her I get lucky.
  • Ginny: What are you doing tonight?
  • Fred: Me and Hermione are going out.
  • Ginny: You and Hermione? You finally asked her out on a date??
  • Fred: Calm down, its not a date.
  • Ginny: Well what are you going to do?
  • Fred: Going to the Three Broomsticks, might go for a walk around the town, get matching tattoos, normal stuff.
4th Year
  • Ron: Ever notice how when Malloy was ferret, it was strangely dick shaped?
  • Harry: *Blushes* Uh...no, Ron, get your mind out of the gutter.
  • Draco: *floats by, head in the clouds, sparkling* *winks*
  • Draco: I hate you with every inch of my being, Potter.
  • Harry: I hope that's more inches than your thing that makes beings.
  • Ron: *looks up from food* GUYS. WE ARE EATING.

Anyone else thinks, that Julian and Caitlin are the perfect comparison to Draco and Hermione, not just because its Tom ,but the way they look at each other, their conversations, everything is fucking DRAMIONE, and im living, i ship snowbarry with all my heart, but if Julian and Caitlin become ‘a thing” all i will think of is dramione scenes, byeeee