Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Fic: Finding the Words
8k words, G rated
Scorpius is being weird – more weird than normal, that is. He’s spending longer than ever in the library, he hasn’t spoken to Albus in weeks, and he keeps forgetting to do his homework. Albus is determined to find out what’s wrong with him and help. That’s just what you have to do when your best friend is upset.
Harry, to Scorpius:
If you ever are mean to Albus then I'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then I'll be your stepmom and I'll disable the Wi-Fi at 7pm every night don't fucking try me
If you disable the Wi-Fi then how are you going to use it?
I don't need Wi-Fi when I'm riding your dad's dick.