There was one time on the tube in London- the underground- and there was a girl sitting opposite me and I could tell if I stare- if I looked at her, she was gonna know who I was.. so I just kinda.. I stayed.. I kept my head down like that and then I was getting off.. thank God I was getting off coz my anxiety levels were just about to go through the roof as I was sitting there.. yeah I was on my own.. yeah and I was on the edge of the seat and I was just getting out the door just here and kinda got up and swung my body around the pole like that to get out the door and all I heard was OH MY GOD NIALL and just as I was getting off, I was like WHOA-OH GOD and then I get out, the doors closed really quick before she could get off..
I’m now imagining Harry wreaking havoc in school looking for the Mirror of Erised after Sirius died. If he has seen his parents there, he can see Sirius one last time, too. Right?
He is promising himself if he could just find the damned mirror, he would just use it once, he wouldn’t come back for it. Just 10 minutes, it’s all he wants. Just one last chance to see his Godfather with his parents.
Harry, to Scorpius:
If you ever are mean to Albus then I'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then I'll be your stepmom and I'll disable the Wi-Fi at 7pm every night don't fucking try me
If you disable the Wi-Fi then how are you going to use it?
I don't need Wi-Fi when I'm riding your dad's dick.