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My parents were the Dursleys (from Harry Potter) but the dad was Kanye West. The three of them were playing basketball in the driveway, and were making me retrieve every ball that rolled away. This happened often because Kanye, Petunia and Dudley Dursley were known to be terrible at basketball. One time when I was retrieving the ball, I saw my friend chillin’ at a frozen yogurt stand. She urged me to join her and take a break from their bs. After a bit of convincing, I agreed. We ate until our hearts were content, and had a pretty great time. I knew, though, that I had to return with the basketball soon, as I was disturbing their play time. When I came back, Kanye was angry, and told me off because I took too long and he couldn’t finish his game. He then challenged me to a basketball-off in a huge stadium with a crowd watching. If I lost, I’d die, and if I won, I would finally be set free from my awful family. The game began and my heart was pounding. The whistle blew and I grabbed the ball, dribbled it for a bit, and dunk on Kanye. I’ve won! The crowd went wild, and I was set free, and then I woke up.


A collection of some of my favorite Valentine’s Day Cards.
Number One, as always, Ronnie from the Jersey Shore.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

Where is the letter of Fudge telling me he was going to call me ‘a liar’ in The Daily Prophet? It doesn’t exist because it never happened. You don’t get to control someone’s emotional response to watching a friend’s murder and the rebirth of the homicidal Dark Lord who murdered your parents and then being called ‘a liar’ in front of the entire world. Being falsely painted as a liar when I’ve been painfully truthful about what I saw in the graveyard at Little Hangleton that night is character assassination. I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 1981.
—  Harry James Potter [in his Quibbler Interview with Rita Skeeter]

i need new blogs to follow!

since shadowhunters is on hiatus and i’m planning to return to my multifandom cores, i need new blogs on my dash cause it’s currently 70% sh, so please if you create original content for the following fandoms, reblog this post so i can check your blog out!

t v s h o w s

  • teen wolf
  • stranger things
  • harry potter
  • the bold type
  • friends
  • riverdale
  • mr. robot
  • 13 reasons why

m u s i c

  • kendrick lamar
  • bastille
  • lorde
  • frank ocean
  • a$ap rocky
  • the neighbourhood
  • twenty one pilots
  • arctic monkeys
  • troye sivan
  • kanye west
  • flume

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Plugged In: Nobility
Nobility | Tomione, Hansy, Dramione

Power; Kanye West
Carry Your Throne; Jon Bellion
Boing Boing; The Seige
Black Skinhead; Kanye West
Castle; Halsey
Blood in the Cut; K.Flay
IV. Sweatpants; Childish Gambino
Survivor; Destiny’s Child
Sucker For Pain; Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalife, Imagine Dragons, ft. Logic, Ty Dolla $ign and X Ambassadors
LOYALTY; Kendrick Lamar ft. Rihanna
Yellow Flicker Beat; Lorde
Lust for Life; Lana Del Rey ft. The Weeknd

Images, Spotify link


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- Yung Lean

- sad boys

- the 1975

- the weeknd

- tyler the creator

- twenty one pilots

- riverdale

- the get down

- friends

- harry potter

- marvel

- nathan zed

- childish gambino/donald glover

- kanye west

- lana del rey

- kevin abstract

- frank ocean

- cats

Arsonists lullaby // Hozier                                                                                                Don’t you ever tame your demons But always keep them on a leash 

Glory and gore // Lorde                                                                                                    But in all chaos, there is calculation Dropping glasses just to hear them break

Broken crown // Mumford & sons                                                                                   I’ll never wear your broken crown I took the road and I fucked it all away

Control // Halsey                                                                                                            I’m colder than this home I’m meaner than my demons I’m bigger than these bones

Bitch better have my money // Rihanna                                                                       Don’t act like you forgot, I call the shots, shots, shots

 I lied // Nicki Minaj                                                                                                       You just a heart breaker won’t let you break mine ‘Cause I’ll be smashing windows and cutting them break lines

 I’m a ruin // Marina and the diamonds                                                                       Don’t wanna keep a secret but I don’t know how to keep it fair, yeah 

 POWER // Kanye West                                                                                              I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts Got treasures in my mind but couldn’t open up my own vault

 Run this town // JAY Z                                                                                              Life’s a game but it’s not fair I break the rules so I don’t care 

 Heaven // BEYONCÉ                                                                                                  I fought for you The hardest, it made me the strongest So tell me your secrets


When I try buying concert tickets
  • Me: My favorite artist is having a concert and their ticket sales are up in 20 minutes
  • Me: Ok, so it's been twenty minutes, I guess I'll try getting those tickets now
  • Me again: So Ticketmaster has been loading for a while, probably because there are so many people on
  • Me: Ok. I see some floor seats. WHY DO THEY COST SO MUCH?
  • Me: Okay. I waited too long to buy those so I guess I'll search for more tickets
  • Ticketmaster: HAHA they are all gone. Every single ticket
  • Me: NOOOOO
  • Also Me: oh well. Never liked them anyway.