harry potter funny how

I find it funny how Cursed Child is being denounced as canon due to “plot holes.” Yet the story had no real plotholes at all? Harry’s hurting scar? Easily a warning of Voldie’s possible return due to time warping. Voldie having a kid? It was never disproven in the original story, and can fit if you take time to think on it. Cedric going bad is not a plothole, it’s an alternative reality. The time turner is a NEW invention that goes back actual YEARS instead of hours. It’s not a plothole.

The signs as characters & beasts from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Aries: The Niffler

A small, independent, and defiant creature that has an obsession with anything shiny. Absolute scene-stealer, everyone wants one but not everyone can handle one.

Originally posted by hardyness

Taurus: Swooping Evil

A large creature, much like a butterfly, emerges from cocoon and kicks major ass. 

Originally posted by nonmugglegal

Gemini: Jacob Kowalski

A really lovely human. Friendly, social, and incredibly adaptive. Also, he makes some damn good pastries.

Originally posted by trechos-of-books

Cancer: Pickett, the Bowtruckle

The Most Adorable™. Has slight attachment issues, but covers it up with sass. Is willing to fight for loved ones. The creature version of (ง •̀_•́)ง

Originally posted by hardyness

Leo: The Occamy

The prettiest of all. Fiercely protective, can change size depending on the situation.

Originally posted by nonmugglegal

Virgo: Porpentina Goldstein

Boss bitch. Will always fight for what’s right. Sometimes acts like they know what to do, but they don’t. Clever and determined as hell.

Originally posted by movrings

Libra: The Thunderbird

Can sense danger. Always ready to get shit done. Just wants to go home most of the time. So statuesque and pretty. Reliable as hell. 

Originally posted by newtinascamander

Scorpio: The Demiguise

Mysterious as hell, always knows what everyones thinking. Can literally turn invisible when stressed. Super cool grandpa.

Originally posted by hardyness

Sagittarius: Queenie Goldstein

Living ray of sunshine. Seems like she may be stuck up but as soon as she speaks is an absolute delight. Smart, clever, and adventurous. 

Originally posted by love-isthebestthingwedo

Capricorn: Percival Graves

Can’t quite tell his motives until the end. Dedicated, will stop at absolutely nothing. Calculating and powerful.

Originally posted by darthzvader

Aquarius: Newt Scamander

People that first meet him think he’s quite odd, but he’s the most kind-hearted person on this planet. Cares deeply for loved ones, curious, truthful. Quite the rambler, but who cares he’s adorable.

Originally posted by newt-and-pickett

Pisces: Credence Barebone

Please, just someone give him a hug and fix the injustice done to him. He is a sensitive boy and deserves the care. Long story short, if pushed to the edge he will SNAP.

Originally posted by crewwt

  • Draco: So what are you thinking about, Blaise?
  • Blaise: Well it's near the holidays, which means I have to go home and watch my mother get on with husband number who knows anymore, and of course she's going to be all on me for-
  • Draco: Cool, so anyway. Have you heard that Potter's staying for the holidays again? I'm thinking-
  • Blaise: *turns to Theo* He's talking about Potter again.
  • Theo: *rolls his eyes* Honestly, what else did you expect?
How to Ground James Potter
  • Mrs Potter: That was a stupid thing to do! You are grounded!
  • James: But I need to go to work at Zonkos?
  • Mrs Potter: Fine, apart from work. And I am taking your owl!
  • James: Oh well, my owl is ill anyway
  • Mrs. Potter: Then no wand...?
  • James: But I need my wand for school?
  • Mrs. Potter: Then no prank stuff...
  • James: Alright, I have no one to prank here anyway, you and dad would kill me, and Sirius knows me to well.
  • Mrs. Potter: Then... Uhmm... *sweats nervously* *Looks around James' room* *see's Sirius on bed* Then no Sirius
  • James: WHAT!? NO SIRIUS!?
  • Mrs. Potter: NO SIRIUS
Imagine how each houses choose alcohol at party

GRYFFINDOR (Vodka):

Originally posted by fillexcentrique

SLYTHERIN (champagne):

Originally posted by sherlockedrose

HUFFLEPUF (beer):

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

RAVENCLAW (wine):

Originally posted by sidewindervx

trying to go to bed like
  • Me: ok last one
  • Me: [scrolls one more time]
  • Me: ok last one
  • Me: [scrolls one more time]
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: oK LAST ON E
How each other houses behave when they’ve broken something

GRYFFINDOR

Originally posted by hellomusicgoodbyeworld

HUFFLEPUFF

Originally posted by the-april-witch

SLYTHERIN

*false regret*

Originally posted by iononappartengoaquestoposto

RAVENCLAW

Originally posted by wonderlaaaaaand

How each houses could take drugs

 HUFFLEPUFF:

weed - that’s why they’re always peace

Originally posted by nugssbunny

RAVENCLAW:

Amphetamine - thay’re need energy for study hard

Originally posted by neexieelsd

SLYTHERIN:

cocaine -  the feeling of being invincible

Originally posted by young-forever456

GRYFFINDOR

lsd- for really weird adventure

Originally posted by cartoonsondrugs

OKEY, I DID IT JUST FOR FUN AND REMEMBER DON’T DO DRUGS :D