harry potter fancy dress

Husband just sent me the following email:

I was going to go to a fancy dress party as Harry Potters godfather.

But my wife said “You can’t be Sirius”

I don’t know whether to snog him or divorce him.

tfw you get invited to a harry potter fancy dress birthday party and you know in your heart of hearts that no-one else is going to fully commit to the theme but you don’t give a fuck because you DO own ten different kinds of green glitter and you WILL be attending as Disco Basilisk and NOBODY CAN STOP YOU