<b></b> Slytherin and Gryffindor are playing against each other in Quidditch.<p/><b>Draco, singing, :</b> "Hey, Batter batter, hey, Batter batter swing"<p/><b>Harry, singing along:</b> "I've just got to do my thing"<p/><b>Draco, moving his hips a bit:</b> "Hey, Batter batter, hey, Batter batter swing"<p/><b></b> But every time they sing a line, they start to dance as well.<p/><b>Harry, also starts moving his hips side to side:</b> "Yeah"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "I'll show you that it's one and the same . Baseball, dancing, it's easy. Step up to the plate, start swinging"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I wanna play ball and that's all. This what I want to do. It ain't no dance you can show me, yeah"<p/><b>Draco:</b> "You'll never know"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Oh I know"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "You'll never try"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "There's just this little thing that stops me every time"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Come on!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance!"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "I know you can!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Not a chance, no"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "If you can do this and you can do that"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "But I, don't, dance"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Hit it out of the park!"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance"<p/><b>Draco:</b> "I say you can"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "Not a chance"<p/><b>Draco :</b> "Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor"<p/><b>Harry :</b> "I don't dance, no"<p/><b></b> They're both musical nerds and they make everyone groan and facepalm cause of it.<p/></p>
Ah Hogwarts, the beautiful castle on the beautiful hill, perfectly decorated for the spring dance. Students milling about- Why, I do believe I see Molly Prewett over there! Hello, Molly Prewett!
Don’t you look nice!
Are you ready to have a good time, Molly?
I’ll bet you are. And- My goodness, is that Arthur Weasley over by the punch bowl?
Why yes, Molly, he does look nice.
And are you going to ask Arthur to dance tonight, Molly?
That’s a little too scary for you, huh, Molly?
Well, would you like to dance with him, if he asked you to?
How are you going to get Arthur to ask you to dance, Molly?
Why, Molly Prewett, are you going to bust your best moves, in the hopes that Arthur will spot you across the dance floor, be overwhelmed by his love for you, and take you in his arms in a fit of passion?
Get it, girl.
…He doesn’t appear to be noticing, Molly.
Your flower just landed in the punch bowl, Molly. Now he’s trying to figure out where the flower came from.
It isn’t working, Molly. You may need to do more.
That one only really works when your partner is looking at you, Molly.
It’s safe to say that that’s not working for anybody, Molly.
You’ll not get a dance with Arthur Weasley if you do the twist, Molly. Be bold! Shake your groove thing!
If you know me at all you know I love 70s Marauders headcanons but I would LOVE to see more 80s Marauders AUs???
Like, no one dies and they’re all happy as clams raising Harry in the age of possibly the worst best fashion and Bon Jovi and Indiana Jones movies???
Give me James and Lily in their sock feet in the kitchen at 3 am because Harry can’t sleep and the only way they can get him to stop crying is to have a dance party to Footloose
Give me Sirius going through a hair band phase pLEASE
Also Sirius flying through the sky on his motorbike singing “We Built This City” at the top of his lungs (I am WEAK)
I want to see Lily leaving Harry with the Longbottoms to play with Neville for a night while she and the Marauders and Marlene and the whole gang goes to see Guns n’ Roses
How about James MELTING when he sees both Lily and Harry getting ready for bed and wearing his oversized band tshirts as pajamas???? SOUNDS NICE TO ME!!!!!
The Marauders serenading Remus every month with Total Eclipse of the *Moon* and they think it’s the funniest fucking thing ever
Give me Sirius teaching Harry how to make the rock out hand sign
CAn yOu imAGiNe???? the trend of wizards carrying their wands in fanny packs and wearing 80s workout gear out in public??? because they think that’s what Muggles wear day-to-day???? I sure can!!!
Remus watching The Wonder Years and Growing Pains religiously!!!
James and Sirius convincing Peter that neon yellow parachute pants actually look good on him and that yes he should totally wear them on his first date with the cute Muggle girl he met at the record store?? definitely would have happened.
Give me basically what would be an 80s Marauders sitcom
And basically their theme song is Heaven Is A Place on Earth (I’m crying and it is 12:30 am please send help)
Basically we got cheated out of some quality content right there wtf JKR