Lily Luna: So, Señor blondie, dad is using Al and James to help him move into the new flat, and dad says I have to stay for dinner here. Get to know you, bond, make an effort or whatever.
Draco: Yes, I’m aware of what we are doing Lily. What a charming young lady you can be. I wanted to cook us something. Any wishes?
Lily Luna: Are you bribing me with food?
Lily Luna: Good tactic.
Draco: It’s how I lured your father in.
Draco: But really, anything in particular you like or don’t like?
Lily Luna: How about you make some shepherds pie…
Lily Luna: Some…firewhiskey? Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Draco: Lily Luna you are much to young to be having firewhiskey at dinner. *laughs a little* Harry wasn’t much of a good role model when it comes to that, was he? He’s always been reckless.
Lily Luna: I thought you wanted to win me over. Don’t you want to be the cool dad?
Lily Luna: But yeah. Dad doesn’t think I know what he’s up to ever. His whole life is in History of Magic. He fought a troll at eleven, but heaven help us I go to a Weird Sisters concert alone.
Draco: How about we start with butterbeer?
Draco: I remember, one day he was stalking me on the marauders map and he ran into one of those large suits of armor.
Lily Luna: It took him much too long to admit he had feelings for you. Just saying.
Lily Luna: He has admitted it right? I’d hate to see you stuck wondering what this is.
Draco: We’re married.
Lily Luna: So? Mom and dad were married to, and dad turned out hella gay.
Draco: I think we’re going to be okay, him and I.
Lily Luna: Yes yes that’s good, but no offense, but if I get one more chocolate frog card or you or him or someone in my family I might become a villain that rivals Voldemort himself.
Lily Luna: I just want Merlin, but do I get Merlin? No!
Lily Luna: Instead I get 25 pictures of the man who grounded me for sneaking out once when that was his entire career.
Draco: Yeah he got in a lot of trouble, once he got me turned into a Ferret…Then he proceeded to get his son a ferret and name is Dragon.
Lily Luna: I heard that story. You deserved it…but yeah dad can be a drama queen.
Harry: *walks in* Hey Lily the flat is almost…
Harry: What did I miss?
Draco: *whisper laughs* Merlin we’re caught.
Lily Luna: Nothing dad. Everythings great. We’re bonding just like you wanted us to.
Harry: Well, if you dynamic duo won’t tell me I’ll just have to get it out of the weakest link…Draco love?