harry potter and voldemort

Ideas for TV shows set in the Harry Potter Universe :

  • A Ministry of Magic sitcom with Arthur Weasley and Perkins as the main characters
  • An anthology series presenting a different wizarding school each season, maybe through the Triwizard Tournament or the exchange programs between schools
  • A Maurauders Era show with the first season being about their 6th-7th years at Hogwarts, and the other seasons showing the Ordrer of the Phoenix, the First War against Voldemort, Peter turning bad, Remus’ struggles with his lycanthropy, and maybe ending with James and Lily’s deaths
  • The Hogwarts Founders, Merlin
  • The origins of Ilvermorny, the arrival of wizards in America, the Salem trials
  • The youth of Nicolas Flamel
  • A horror/mystery series about a wizard serial killer, maybe with wizard and muggle protags

Feel free to add more !

3 AM in the Boy's Dormitories
  • Ron: Hey Harry?
  • Harry: What
  • Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?
  • Harry: Seriously Ron-
  • Ron: I was just wondering-
  • Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year...
  • yeah, he wasn't a virgin
  • Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol' Dark Lord Voldy
  • Dean: The Gryffindor boy's dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.
  • Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*
  • Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.
  • Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid
At the Battle of Hogwarts
  • <b> Voldemort:</b> harry potter is dead
  • <b> Harry:</b> *rolls off Hagrid* lol bitch you thought
  • <b> Narcissa:</b>
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> gasp
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> wow
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> unbelievable
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> a true Christmas miracle
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> what a shocker
  • <b> Narcissa:</b> wow
hp characters as anna kendrick’s tweets

harry: It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.

ron: Sometimes I think “I need to think before I speak” and then other times I think “I shouldn’t leave the house or interact with people ever.”

hermione: I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day.

draco: For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

neville: My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management.

ginny: “You’re the only person in the world I don’t hate right now" is as close as I get to saying “I love you”

luna: When *I* played Barbie, I stripped her naked and melted her with matches.

voldemort: My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.

dumbledore: If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

snape: Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I’ve been in training my whole life.

Slytherin Headcanons

• saying ‘shut up’ while laughing
• being extremely nice and understanding towards their friends but unapologetically sarcastic towards others
• speaking of sarcasm: they speak it fluently
• ‘I love you but I love myself more’
• going on long hikes by themselves
• they either go to bed early or don’t sleep at all
• they sleep with stuffed animals but deny it
• they never give up
• challenges are a great pastime
• saying ‘Tragic.’ way too often
• not everyone of them likes Snape
• 'No I am NOT good at potions and you can NOT copy my homework’
• falling asleep to rain
• nearly everyone of them has referred to Draco as a 'wimp’ or 'sissy’
• they will kill you if you insult their pet
• being proud of their background no matter who they are
• yes, there are muggleborn Slytherin’s
• they inniciate snowball fights
• complaining about small things
• 'I AM NOT YELL…I am not yelling.’


Gryffindor Headcanons

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons