harry potter and voldemort

Shit Slytherins Say: #123
  • I'm a pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there was an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

Harry: Ginny! Neville! Are you all right?
Neville: Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven’t seen Luna have you?
Harry: Luna?
Neville: I’m mad for her. I think it’s about time I told her, since we’ll probably both be dead by dawn!

  • <p> <b><b></b> Tom:</b> Every time you talk, I get this warm and fuzzy sensation inside of me. It's bothering me so stop.<p/><b><b></b> Hermione:</b> Warm and fuzzy sensation? Oh my god, do you have feelings for me?<p/><b><b></b> Tom:</b> What the fuck is a feeling?<p/></p>

tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back

  • Voldemort: The Boy who Lived... come to die
  • Harry: Die?😉🔥 Only quitters let death catch up!😤🏃🏻 Chosen One⚡️👐🏻 Rip Dumbledore💙😭 Keep fighting!😵 Gryffindor quidditch 🔱❤️ Captain😅😅 The Prophet is for Pussies 😤😤 Merlin #1✌🏻👐🏻 Friends💛