harry potter and the goblet of fire

I had a dream last night that Heaven was a Harry Potter AU.

Steve Irwin was Care of Magical Creatures professor

Carrie Fisher was professor for Defence Against the Dark Arts and ran extra defence classes for all of her female students

And David Bowie was the Divination professor

  • Voldemort: The Boy who Lived... come to die
  • Harry: Die?😉🔥 Only quitters let death catch up!😤🏃🏻 Chosen One⚡️👐🏻 Rip Dumbledore💙😭 Keep fighting!😵 Gryffindor quidditch 🔱❤️ Captain😅😅 The Prophet is for Pussies 😤😤 Merlin #1✌🏻👐🏻 Friends💛
  • Umbridge: Boys and girls are not permitted to stand within eight inches of eachother!
  • *Gay Wizard laughter*
  • Harry: *picking petals off of a flower* he loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not. He-
  • Draco: HE LOVES YOU HE FUCKING LOVES YOU! *runs at him* tackles him to the ground* *aggressively kisses him*
Sometime after Harry and Draco get married
  • *Draco walks in*
  • Harry: Potter