• Sirius: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.
  • Remus: You mean like a dining room?
  • Sirius: Yeah, but in Kensington.
  • James: Oh, dang.
  • Sirius: Now just because I'm definitely rich now doesn't mean I'm gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.
  • Peter: Sirius, your friendship is gift enough for me.
  • James: Friendship is crap. I want a new racing broom.
  • Remus: Oh cool, I want a new broom too.
  • Sirius: Come on, you can be honest.
  • Remus: I want old expensive books. I'll send you a list.
  • Gwenog Jones: [pointing out each of the Harpies to a new player] Ginny Weasley. She's got six older siblings, so she's always trying to prove that she's tough.
  • [Earlier]
  • Ginny: [puts a few drops of hot sauce on her sandwich]
  • Gwenog: Careful, that stuff's pretty hot.
  • Ginny: Oh is it? Hmm? [Pours entire hot sauce bottle on her sandwich]