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Harry Potter Soap Opera

No, seriously. Someone write this. Can you just imagine all of the clichés and crazy things that could happen in a Harry Potter soap opera?


People mysteriously dying but somehow still alive?

Fudge: He-who-must-not-be-named is dead! How can he be alive? 

*Dramatic close up of a nose-less face.* Voldemort: It’s almost like I have seven lives. *Dun dun dun*

*Whole crowd gasps*


Cast members being switched out and no one says anything. 

Harry: Is it just me, or does Dumbledore look different to you guys?

Ron: No, it’s just you. 


Someone get’s framed for murder and everyone vilifies them.

Sirius: I’m innocent! Innocent, I tell you!

Dumbledore: I’m not giving you a trial because the evidence is against you and I suck as a person. 

*Whole crowd gasps*


Evil twin brothers.

Angelina catching George cheating with Alicia: I can’t believe you! We were going to get married!

George running into the room, panting as if he ran a mile: No! It’s not what you think! That’s Fred, my evil twin brother!

*Whole crowd gasps*


Someone is found out to have been framed and everyone loves them again.

Sirius: I told you I was framed! Eat dirt and die. 

Dumbledore shaking his head solemnly: I always believed in you but it was out of my hands. 

*Whole crowd boos*


Insane medical miracles. 

Madam Pomfrey: Quick he’s flat lining! *Gives completely bullshit scenario that somehow saves the patient, even though it defies logic.*

Severus: I’m alive?

*Whole crowd gasps*


Couple finds out they are actually somehow related to each other. 

Sirius trying not to cry: Tonks, we are distantly related. Cousins, in fact. 

Tonks: What are you saying?

Sirius: That we can’t be together, obviously. 

*Whole crowd gasps*


Sleeps with ex’s best friend to get over past lover. 

Sirius still trying not to cry: I know I told you that we couldn’t be together. But I didn’t think you would do this!

Tonks: But I love Remus!

Sirius: It’s been a day! How can you be in love in a day?

Remus kneeling down: Tonks, I feel like we’ve been together forever. Will you marry me?

*Whole crowd gasps*


Pregnancies happen in just a few episodes and no one says anything. 

Harry holding the baby: Tell me if it’s just me, but I thought Tonks only got pregnant last week. 

Ron: It’s just you. 


People mysteriously coming out of comas.

Neville: Mum! Dad! 

*Whole crowd gasps*


Children age overnight and no one says anything. 

Harry: Is it just me, or was Teddy only five yesterday and now he’s thirty?

Ron: It’s just you. 


People mysteriously getting amnesia. 

Doctor: We aren’t sure what happened. Lockhart seemed fine one moment and the next it was as if he was obliviated. 

Ron: Oh wow… cool story. One that I had nothing to do with. *Runs away*


People get married so many times that no one cares anymore. 

Harry: Is it just me, or isn’t this like the tenth wedding for Mrs. Zabini?

Ron: It’s just you. 


Marriages are a thing of the past. 

Ginny: What do you mean you want a divorce?

Harry: I can’t hide it anymore. I’m in love with someone else. 

Draco runs into the room, fan flowing his hair dramatically: He’s with me!

*Whole crowd gasps*


Running away with spouse’s sibling. 

Ron: I don’t understand. I thought we were happy. 

Hermione: I love you but I love your brother more. 

Ron covering his chest in despair: Which one? There’s so many of us. 

Hermione: Percy. 

*Whole crowd cringes*


Sibling that no one knew existed suddenly comes out of the woodworks. 

Harry: Is it just me, or hasn’t Charlie always been a part of the family?

Ron: It’s just you. 


Drama always happens at a wedding. 

Ginny running down the isle screaming: Stop the wedding! Malfoy isn’t what he seems! He is hiding a heinous secret!

Harry turns to Draco in worry:

Draco internally finding ways to murder Ginny:

Ginny: That’s not his real hair! 

*Whole crowd gasps*


Insane amount of crime happens in a tiny town that defies logic. 

Harry: Is it just me, or has their been eight robberies, five murders and two kidnappings just this week? That’s not normal, right?

Ron: It’s just you. 

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I want a Harry Potter soap opera! Feel free to add your own clichés! 

“Tom and the Tabby” - Digital Oil Painting

“Any idiot knows that this is the way you hold a cat while being shirtless.”

Tom Felton is one hell of an actor, because he is the sweetest person ever in real life. That’s why I had to paint him.

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aisawriter  asked:

I love your art! A question occurd to me as I saw your family pic. What do you think the relationship between Ginny and Teddy is like? I feel like there isn't much about that out there.

I love love love love the thought of Ginny and Teddy interaction! I imagine lots of scenes for them.

  • Ginny holding a 2-years-old Teddy when he’s crying. She tought Harry how she hold the baby to calm him down when she wasn’t even a mother yet.
  • Ginny explaining for a 7-years-old Teddy why Harry was grumpy and didn’t want to keep playing with him. “You see, he has a lot in his mind right now but if you promise not to let me win, I can play with you.”
  • Ginny changing James’s diaper and Teddy looking curiously at both of them, wondering out loud where his mother was.
  • Teddy asking to everyone “how babies happen?” and Ginny being the one who frankly tells him “it’s a thing called sex.”
  • Teddy actually arguing with someone when hearing bad things about Holyhead Harpies.
  • Ginny giving him some advice about Victoire because “Harry will just advise you to save the world, cuz that’s how he got me. But there are simpler ways to do this.

and it goes on

An open letter to Harold

Dear Harry Styles,
You is kind.
You is smart.
You is important.
I is sorry I did not get concert tickets. I love you none the less.
Sincerely,
A fan who loves you more than moms love Michael Bublè.

Family's Definition.

If anyone could ask you about the definition of a family, you’d describe yours. You’d describe the feeling of euphoria that you felt when you saw Harry on one knee, a simple shining ring in a velvet box in his hands as loving words fell spontaneously from his lips, taking a breath before he asked you:

“Would you please, oh God, please, marry me?”

You’d describe the moment you saw Harry at the aisle, hand covering his mouth as tears dropped down his face when he watched you walk down. The shake of his head as he grinned when he gently held your hands in his, whispering sweet nothings. Or when he finally gave you your first kiss as weds, pouring years of love in.

You’d describe your honeymoon. Sitting on the beach as Harry strummed the guitar, covering your favorite songs and lullabying you with unreleased songs in his that he kept hidden in his leather journal.

If anyone asks about family, you’d tell them about Harry’s happy outburst when you told him you were ready to try for a baby; how he picked you up and twirled you, showering your face with pecks and whispering: “We’re going to be the greatest parents ever. You and I, angel.”

You’d tell them about the moment you gave Harry a box of chocolate, pecking his lips when he hungrily opened it but right as he was about to pick one, his eyes widened when he saw the white little frosting on each chocolate piece that read ‘YOU ARE GOING TO BE A DADDY’. Chocolates flying to the couch as Harry embraced you tightly, tears rolling down as he cupped your face in his hands.

“Thank you! Thank you! I’m going to be a dad! You’re-You’re going to be a mum and-Oh my God, I love you, I love you.” Was what he said as he struggled to breathe through the words, kissing you before bending down to kiss your still bump-less stomach, “We’re going to take care of you, baby Styles. We love you. Daddy loves you.”
How it turned from only a goodnight kiss to your lips, to also pecks of kisses on your stomach with a sweet pep talk.

The first time the baby kicked was during Harry’s performance of Sweet Creature as he was on stage, you backstage, watching him proudly when you felt a kick in your now bump making you subconsciously put a hand on your stomach before looking back at Harry who was smiling at the crowd before he looked at you with a grin, faltering when he saw your tearful eyes, stuttering over the lyrics as he concentrated on your mouth as you mouthed, “It kicked!” while pointing at your stomach.

“Holy shit!” Harry said through the mic, cutting off his singing as he ran to where you are, eagerly putting his hands on your stomach as he knelt down. When he felt the kick, he couldn’t help but have tears in his eyes himself, “Hi, baby Styles. We’re excited for you to get out too.” He said, kissing your stomach before looking up at you, “Are you hurt?”
With a shake of your head and reassurance, you made Harry go back on stage. “’M sorry, my baby kicked for the first time!” He excited announced.

You’d describe love and family with Harry’s tired smile as he watched you eat craved McDonald’s fries at 3 am, taking off his hoodie and sweats to go back to bed, mumbling that you should wake him up if you need anything else.
You’d go on and on about the moment when you and Harry rushed to the hospital, tears and grunts emitting from you, Harry’s face in distress as his hand held yours in the delivery room, continuously supporting you with “You’re doing great, love. So so great. We’re getting there.”

The moment Harry cried when he saw your baby in your arms, too nervous to approach you and your little guy. You had joked, telling him that this wasn’t the reaction he said he’d have. You gently told him to come closer and watching him as he does, his lips falling on your forehead to give you an appreciative kiss before letting his finger be held by his baby’s tiny fingers. Or the moment Harry holds his baby in his arms, cooing softly to him and already making memories with him.

The moment you enter the house, watching your baby’s fingers messily hit Harry’s guitar chords as Harry filmed him with your camera, giving him an earful of “You’re doing great, little guy! Just like daddy!”

If anyone could ask you about the definition of love and family, you’d tell them about yours.

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I MADE MYSELF EMOTIONAL

Originally posted by stylesinthewild

MASTERLIST

One Shots

You watch One Direction x factor videos together

Harry has a nightmare

You see a picture of Harry holding a baby and realize you want a baby with him

Harry comforts you after you have a bad day

You and Harry get into a fight and then he apologizes

You go to one of Harry’s shows and fall asleep backstage

You and Harry go to a bar and you get drunk and sing karaoke

You meet Harry at a meet and greet and he asks for your number

“I will always be here, for you. Always”

He takes care of you when you’re sick

BLURBS

Lazy mornings

SONG-BASED

Say You Won’t Let Go

REQUESTS

High Hopes (part 2) (part 3)

You’re Harry’s assistant on tour and he falls for you

Harry gets offended when you laugh at him while watching One Direction’s x factor videos together

Harry has a nightmare (you and Harry are friends)

Harry has a migraine

You’re kidnapped and Harry finds you (you and Harry are friends)

You and Harry fight but then he saves you from almost being mugged (you and Harry are friends)

Loveable 

You’re five years younger than him (blurb)

You’re short

Asthma attack

Shy

You think Harry doesn’t want to marry you

Neighbors

Harry comforts you after you lose a friend

Harry spies on you playing the piano

SERIES

Becoming Mrs. Styles (part one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight)

Small Bump (pregnancy series) 

         “Let’s make a baby, baby” (part 1)

         “It just takes time” (part 2)

         “You’re going to be a dad” (part 3)