harry has no pants on

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LONG POST!

I heard there was a Hogwarts/Mad Max AU floating around? 

Here’s my two cents for that. *throws* This is what happens when I decide to marathon the HP movies over the week and also have a “Little Witch Academia” anime poster in front of my work space.

*lies down* I have spent too much energy and time on this.

1D Playing Board Games: Twister

Niall: Doesn’t play because of his bad knee. Acts as the referee instead. Laughs raucously when one of the boys falls.

Liam: Giggles every time he ends up in a slightly sexual position with Harry.

Louis: Tickles whoever is closest to him. Uses his smelly feet to distract and take out his opponents.

Zayn: Refuses to take his socks off while playing.

Harry: Has trouble playing in his tight pants. Gets extremely dramatic when he falls, taking someone else down with him.


Apparently 1D Twister is actually a thing?? Who knew??

And they also did a photoshoot while playing Twister??

The early years of 1D were so adorable.

anonymous asked:

Bad concept: You and Harry sitting on the couch watching a movie and Harry has his hand down your pants, rubbing your pussy in deep circles. Both of you are making out and it's very giggly to. And Harry would tap his fingers lightly on your pussy to make you giggle but it still feels good and he would ask you " Does that feel good, baby girl?" But then he would pinch your thigh to make you giggle loudly and he would shut you up by kissing you and sticking two fingers deep inside of you.

StoooooooOOOOOOP

Drarry Au: Draco is a designer on project runway and Harry is his model

•like it’s one of the first challenges and they have to make men’s wear
•and Draco’s got this because I mean come on he’s an absolutely amazing designer come on now
•but then he meets his model
•and he’s freaking gorgeous
•and Draco introduces himself and the man just smiles and says “Hi I’m Harry”
•and Draco died a little bit
•the whole time Draco can’t stop thinking about this gorgeous man
•and then fitting comes
•and Draco get to TOUCH him now
•like intimately because he needs to finish the pants
•and Harry the whole time has this sly confident smile on his face
•and the tension between them is so thick
•once it comes time for Draco to send Harry down the runway Draco is extremely nervous
•he hasn’t done his best because of this THING between him and the model
• but Harry promises him that it looks great
•and Draco wins the challenge
•after Harry asks Draco out for dinner
•and throughout the whole show they’re dating but no one knows cause Harry still is Draco’s model for male challenges and that would be awks if people new
•but once it’s finals night Draco had Harry be the model that wears his “show stopper” piece
•all the models have walked except Harry and once he hits the stage the crowd goes wild
•not as wild as they go when Draco grabs Harry’s hand and kisses him ON NATIONAL TV
•and Draco wins the whole competition and him and Harry go to like Barcelona or something and Harry becomes Draco’s main model forever •idk I just really love this idea sorry!!

BUT WHAT IF harry is the witch-in-training librarian with a penchant for having inside jokes with temperamental 500 year old tomes. and liam is the Regular who comes in looking for books on goat care a lot and harry is v enamored bc obvs this cute lil goat carer is an unknowing regular Regular. he giggles with his whole body! he wears pants! he has a watch!! 

so harry’s been keeping the book whispering to a minimum, ordering all the stacks to be on their best behavior, trying to be gentle with this darling Regular while also sighing at his very lovely, well shaped back.

naturally, one day zayn wanders out from the observatory hiccuping blue like, “i’m divorcing niall and louis.”

“no, you aren’t,” harry says, tickling a novel on modern satanism to get it to sneeze off its dust.

“i could,” zayn hiccups and then looks over harry’s shoulder, “oh hey, payno. how’s the necromancy today?”

and harry squawks and maybe a few feathers floof out of zir hair.

“what!”

harry turns to see liam’s shoulders shaking a bit, eyes nearly lost to crinkles, boot cut jeans and a belt, for odin’s sake. he looks so normal.

“shhh,” liam stage whispers to zayn, “harry is wooing me like Regulars do.”

zayn hiccups a laugh. harry glares at them both and then conjures a raincloud to try half-heartedly drown them both.

it’s not all that bad though, harry thinks, watching the two of them gasp and curse at the cold. now ze and liam can try flirting for real. harry has a few tons of jack-o-lantern mushroom incense that might do the trick nicely. also, liam looks excellent soaked. harry is a genius.

  • stranger: wow you're grumpy
  • me: and
  • stranger: did someone piss in ur cerea-
  • me: NO. NO THEY DID NOT BECAUSE I AM BROKE AND CANT AFFORD CEREAL THE APOCALYPSE IS REAL I AM TRACING MESSAGES FROM A BEAR THAT WEARS LEATHER PANTS AND HARRY STYLES HAS BETTER HAIR THAN I DO AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN WELLINGTON. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I CAN BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN 5 SECONDS AWAY FROM A MENTAL BREAK DOWN.
  • stranger: o....k....
  • me: wait, come back. i want to be friends. give me another chonce.