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Me before Fantastic Beasts movie: I like how Ron and Harry add little comments to the book, it’s so like them, and it adds a comedic touch to what is, although an interesting read, rather a dry one. Haha, I can so imagine them being bored in class and doodling - this old Newt Scamander dude really did drag on a bit when he was writing this.

Me after Fantastic Beasts movie:
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DEFACE THE SACRED WORK OF MR NEWTON ARTEMIS FIDO SCAMANDER WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HE IS A FUCKING HERO WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS SHIT HE WORKED SO HARD ON THAT BOOK AND EVERYTHING IS SO DETAILED BECAUSE HE IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT IT AND HE EVEN DID LITTLE DRAWINGS OF ALL OF THE CREATURES AND HE JUST CARES ABOUT THEM SO MUCH OHMYGOD HE WAS BEING DRAGGED AWAY TO WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN HIS DEATH AND HE JUST BEGGED THEM NOT TO HARM HIS CREATURES HE PUT HIS HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS BOOK AND NOW HE IS “long since resigned to the endless graffitiing of his masterpiece”, HE SO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS HE IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU ARE MAKING HIM VERY VERY SAD SHAME ON YOU SHAME SHAME SHAME HOW DARE YOU

Originally posted by tiredwitch

Remus Lupin and Marlene McKinnon, in a truth or dare game

- taken by James Potter while Sirius was was all fucked up watching his boyfriend and ex-girlfriend kissing, February of 1976

Daring [Chapter 1] - Newt Scamander x Reader

In which a Gryffindor takes interest in a different crowd


 The red and gold of the Gryffindor uniform is a stark contrast to the cooler colours of the other houses, a boisterous warmth in the September chill.

 Floating candles illuminate the hall, the charmed ceiling painting the clear night sky above. The Slytherin table on the far side of the hall talk amongst themselves, glancing occasionally at the people around them, judgement in their eyes. Next to them, the Ravenclaws discuss anything and everything, their vast knowledge ranging on everything from sports to politics, from potion making to recent news articles. The next table along belongs to the Hufflepuffs, the members smiling at one another, involving everyone who wants to talk in their conversations. Finally, the Gryffindors chat avidly amongst themselves, their loud voices rising above the rest of the school, red and gold uniforms flourishing in the candle light with the large gestures they make to emphasise their points.

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I am Ezra Miller. 

I still think it must have been hilarious when he first met Emma when they filmed Perks.

They could’ve made an excellent and emotional scene by sticking to the books and showing Sirius Black finding two of the people he loved most in the world dead, and their baby crying. They could’ve shown how much Sirius loved them, how he begged Hagrid to get to look after Harry for them.

But no, they HAD to give that scene to Severus Snape, completely ignoring James and Harry and creepily crying over Lily.

Just….why?

Slytherin Headcanon #8

Okay so the sorting hat said that Slytherins are cunning and ambitious and all that, but I think what he really meant to say was stubborn. Slytherins are the most stubborn of all. 

This leads to some very interesting games of truth or dare that get more extreme as you get older. Not only that, but think of the dares and bets that they would give each other.

“I bet you can’t fit that whole pizza slice in your mouth”

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