harry avpm

  • me: *auditioning for Broadway or whatever* hi today im going to sing a song from my favorite musical
  • judges: *smiles as if i was going to sing phantom or cats or something*
  • me: hit it
  • me: underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares-
  • judges:
  • me:
  • me: of my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt

Things that AVPM/S/SY did right :

  • DRACO (Lauren I’ll love you forever)
  • Ron and Harry’s friendship
  • McGonagall
  • “BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”
  • openly gay Dumbledore
  • Albus’s middle name being Scarfy instead of Snivellus
  • Draco admitting to wanting to be friends with Harry
  • them actually becoming friends in the end
  • Lucius Malfoy
  • what am I even listing things for, everything was pure fucking genius

Things that Cursed Child did right :

  • the Malfoys
  • that’s it