harry and taylor dating

dating Sirius black:

~ you would have one hell of a relationship

~ firstly he had asked you to the yule ball.

~ when you got to the bottom of the common room stairs he was stood there by the fireplace in this fancy outfit and he just says “wow”

~ which is strange because this boy never  shuts up. so him being speechless is something very new.

~because of him being this speechless james is teasing him.

~ “PADFOOT HOW NICE DOES Y/N LOOK?”

~ you just smile and Sirius blushes.

~ HE BLUSHES!

~ the whole night is him giving you compliments

~ then you two start dancing to the upbeat music and it was so fun

~ suddenly a slow song comes on and he suddenly whips out amazing dancing and you have no clue he could dance like that.

~ in fact no one knew he could dance like that, excepts james. that’s mainly because james and sirius practiced dancing with each other

~ but it gets later on in the night you and the marauders and all there dates go back to the common room and drink some firewhisky that sirius had

~ you all get a little drink and you found yourself asleep in sirius bed

~ “did we do anything last night?”

~ but sirius just laughs “no”

~ you thinking he’s being a gentlemen and then he says

~ “ but if we both weren’t as drunk i would’ve ripped that dress off you”

~ you just slap him.

~ but a few weeks after that sirius realises he has a huge crush on you.

~ so he would get flustered every time he’s around you. and he’s never flustered so everyone is confused as hell.

~ but the one day you two would get paired in potions and he would blurt it out due to nerves

~ he’d shout across the room “OI POTTER SHE LIKES ME BACK!!”

~ “SHES A BLOODY IDIOT THEN”

~ sirius then going to whack him

~ but then you just hear four boys squealing and clapping

~ he would be so happy when you said you love him back

~ all four of them boys get sent out of the classroom by slughorn and get a detention.

~ you just smile and lily just walks over to you.

~ later that night when you and lily where doing homework you hear all four of them come back from the detention.

~ Sirius asked to speak to you.

~ lets be honest he is a gentlemen. he may not like his family but they raised him like a gentlemen but he is still a marauder so this would happen.

~ “would you like to go on a date with me to hogsmeade?”

~ “I would love to Sirius.”

~ he then just grins.

~ “but after hours.”

~ you just sign and laugh but say yes still.

~ “ hey what can I say I’m still a marauder! but meet me at nine and dress warmly its winter babe” he just leaves with a wink.

~ the whole night he was a gentlemen. he is a sweetheart.

~ after you start dating he would sit there plaiting your hair.

~ this is something he always did!

~ he would hold your hand everywhere

~ except when he saw Regulus in the corridors because he didn’t want his family talking about you.

~ he acts like his family doesn’t effect him but one day james runs up to your dorm, drags you into his room and Sirius is just sat there crying.

~ you both just sit there listening to The Beatles, cuddling and him softly humming along and you just make him so happy.

~ honestly Sirius has never been happier until he was with you.

~ can we please protect Sirius.

~ he is just a sweetheart really.

every time the media tries to navigate the complicated system of relationships in hollywood they always get it WRONG. like taylor dated harry and harry made out with kendall on a yatch (among several other places) but kendall was never friends with taylor. she’s friends with taylor’s friend gigi who dated joe who taylor and demi also dated. and demi was childhood friends with selena until she became best friends with taylor, so demi hates taylor and shaded her (and essentially every person in this planet) mulitple times. and selena dated joe’s brother nick, who is good friends with demi and also dated miley, who was demi’s best friend and never liked selena, probably they both dated nick. but miley’s smoking weed and engaged to liam, so she’s kind of irrelevant to the social circle now… as is a guy who’s name is also taylor, who both selena and taylor, who are best friends, dated. but more importantly, selena also had a thing with niall, who is in a band with harry and was interested in demi. niall also had a thing (SEX) with ellie, meanwhile ellie was  seeing ed, who wrote a very defamatory song about the incident. and ellie remains friends with taylor even though taylor is best friends with ed, who’s also friends with harry and wrote songs for justin, who’s selena’s ex. and justin also had a thing with kendall and kendall’s friend hailey. hailey is also friends with gigi who is now dating zayn who was in harry’s band and selena said she was open to dating but never did. and gigi’s ex cody is also friends with justin. zayn also feuded with taylor’s ex calvin, who is friends with ellie. and both gigi and taylor are friends with cara who selena may or may not have dated. but cara definitely dated harry, who again is taylor’s ex. and now selena has a thing with abel, who dated gigi’s sister bella, but bella was never really friends with selena or taylor. they were just in the same social circles…. is that so hard to get????

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“When I see photos from that day I think: Relationships are hard, at any age. And adding in that you don’t really understand exactly how it works when you’re 18, trying to navigate all that stuff didn’t make it easier. I mean, you’re a little bit awkward to begin with. You’re on a date with someone you really like. It should be that simple, right? It was a learning experience for sure. But at the heart of it – I just wanted it to be a normal date.  “

anonymous asked:

okay but what's the Extended Timeline of darry....i need the Full Scoop im on the edge of my seat

so it all starts april fourth, 2011 with a tweet from dan saying, “so one direction are now advertising pokémon black and white? well at least that’s one thing i’ll always be superior to liam payne at.” from what i can find is the first mention of one direction dan has made on twitter

dan makes a few more mentions of harry styles/one direction in general over the next year and a half.

harry moves out of his flat with bandmate louis tomlinson early 2012 and to a flat in east london. dan moves to london mid-2012

the pivotal moment. october 7th, 2012. one direction is interviewed by dan howell and flatmate, phil lester. three videos of this occurrence are available (one) (two) (three). there are multiple instances in which harry sends smoldering looks towards the unknowing youtuber. this also was commemorated in dan and phil’s book, The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire (in stores now)

thus, darry is birthed.

around this time there are multiple rumors of harry dating taylor swift but none are confirmed

if one has the imagination for it, dan and harry may have had a three month fling with the slightly older british vlogger. the idea is alluring. both sexually ambiguous men having a secret love affair right for the world to see. around this time dan is keeping up a fairly regular schedule of uploading videos each week on his main channel, danisnotonfire. 

in between november 30th and december 21st there was no uploading. this could be attributed to the fact that harry had been seen out multiple times with taylor swift and the end of darry was nigh. darry would be confirmed dead when harry and taylor were pictured kissing on new years eve. 

and to non-believers, this could be the end of the high-rise, champagne-tinged love affair between dan howell and harry styles (for which i have many head canons about but we are just covering the factual evidence). but no.

on march 7th, 2013, dan uploads a vyou answer talking about how weird it was to meet one direction. dan speaks of how he mad eye contact with harry. he claims his favorite member was niall because he smiled the most. he would, considering harry must have broken his heart after that meeting.

in december 2013, amazingphil (phil lester, dan howell’s flatmate and rumored significant other) uploaded a video called ‘my google search history’ revealing he once looked up where harry styles lived. lester claims to have only been on fan-based ventures but one may assume he was scoping out the man that had dan howell’s heart in the latter part of 2012. 

on february 19th, 2014, dan howell and harry styles both attend the brit awards. and both were wearing the same shirt. this sparks multiple articles on the two and the hilarity of the situation was apparent to the internet. 

during bbc radio 1′s big weekend, dan is pictured backstage during one direction’s set, being called weird fruit guy. here is one picture for your reference

dan also is in a video where he says harry loves him (cannot find a video but here is a gifset)

about a month later, dan goes to a concert with a bunch of youtuber friends (sans phil, interesting) to see one direction. 

other “darry proofs” could be that dan prefers to be the big spoon and harry the little spoon. dan and harry have both expressed interest in fashion. both are pretentious as fuck. it has been noted none of harry’s songs which he has written have confirmed he has ever been in love. one could think ‘fools gold’ and ‘just a little bit of your heart’ could be about one dan howell. recently dan and harry have both been photographed with black nail polish on, a sure sign darry is coming to pass soon.

this all culminates to last night, october 6th. harry was out celebrating the release of his recent magazine editorial in another man at albert’s club. phil lester was out with his family. this would make dan howell approximately thirty minutes away from harry if he did not go out with lester and his family. this was an optimal timeframe for dan or harry to visit each other. is darry reuniting? only time will tell

When I see photos from that day. I think: Relationships are hard, at any age. And adding in that you don’t really understand exactly how it works when you’re 18, trying to navigate all that stuff didn’t make it easier. I mean, you’re a little bit awkward to begin with. You’re on a date with someone you really like. It should be that simple, right? It was a learning experience for sure. But at the heart of it – I just wanted it to be a normal date.
—  Harry Styles on the infamous photos of his second date with Taylor Swift at Central Park. (rolling stone magazine)

anonymous asked:

Can you write one where you and harry have been together since 2008 and instead of harry dating taylor your brother does and you're afraid that she will hurt him because all of his another girlfriends did and he's really sensitive and a hopeless romantic and harry calms you down by going down on you

A/N: So I changed this one a bit. I can’t rationalize knowing him before X-factor. so I set it a couple years back but not that far back. Also I hate Taylor bashing(bashing woman for liking things in general) so I swapped Taylor out for a pop-star that I created in my head and in no way represents Taylor.

word count: 800+

warnings: oral sex


You and Harry had known each other for quite a while. You were fresh out of college in the summer of 2013 working an internship in LA when you met, innocently enough at Cafe Habana. You were at lunch with a client when he sat down at the table next to you. He complimented your floral dress, introduced himself and it took off from there.

You’d been living together for long enough that your family had become part of the circle. Your parents had met Irving and Jeff(and thankfully made good impressions). The band had hung out with you and your brother. Your mother was thrilled when she got to meet Stevie Nicks. Your father had met Jack Lowden and been absolutely thrilled to bits. Your family had slowly but officially become part of Harry’s world and it secretly thrilled you how well everyone got a long.

But most recently your brother had been introduced to a flighty pop singer that didn’t have a great track record with boys. She was taken with your brother so they began dating. This particular liaison had you on-edge. Said pop-star was known for tearing people apart on social media, hopping from man to man with little regard for feelings or appearance. It was certainly no one else’s business who she dated, but it still made you nervous how publicly vicious she could be.

Tonight you were headed out to dinner with Harry, your brother and her. Harry could tell you’d been on edge all afternoon. The flat was spotless. You’d cleaned it top to bottom, inside and out to avoid thinking about the impending dinner. You were putting your hair in curlers when Harry caught your eye in the mirror.

“Babe, I know you’ve built this up,” he sighed. “It’s really not a big deal. He’s a big boy, it’ll be fine.”

“I know, I’m just worried,” you whined. “He’s my baby brother and I know how this industry tears people apart.” You looked deeply at Harry’s reflection. Boy, did you know how the industry could tear a person apart. The world had not been kind when you two first started dating publicly. Eventually people stopped caring but until then, it was hellish. You didn’t want your brother torn apart for dating her or victimized and brutalized when the inevitable break up came around.

Harry’s arms circled around your waist and he placed a few kisses to your jaw to bring you out of your thoughts. He turned you around to look you straight in the eyes.

“It’s gonna be ok,” he murmured with a kiss to the crease in your brow, automatically smoothing the wrinkle out. You hiked yourself up on to the counter and wrapped your legs around Harry’s waist. You wrapped your arms behind his head and toyed with the baby hairs at the nape of neck.

“You always know just how to help me,” you sighed, leaning your head into his collarbone and deeply inhaling his comforting scent.

He tipped your head back and pressed a reassuring kiss to your lips. The kiss deepened quickly as Harry pressed himself against you and the counter. You subconsciously moaned into it as you felt Harry’s fingers trace under the hem of your t-shirt and tug it up and over your head.

“Babe, we don’t have time,” you murmured in between kisses.

“Your curlers are in, you’ve nothing to do for the next 20 minutes,” he sighed. “It’ll be quick I promise.”

He slide you off the counter just long enough to pull your underwear down and toss it to the side. He pushed you back up on the counter and pushed your thighs apart. He dipped down and took the first tentative lick. All protest disappeared from your lips. Your fingers wound into his locks and your heels dug into his back.

“Mmm, always so wet for me,” he murmured against your mound.

His nose pressed to your clitoris as he thoroughly laved you. You leaned back onto the counter to give him better access. The coil in your belly only tightening further. He sucked at your clit and worked it with his tongue.

“C'mon love, know your close,” he said, sending vibrations through you.

He slipped a finger in to press at that perfect spongy spot. Before you could comprehend the feeling your orgasm erupted up your spine. Your body seized and tightened around him. The stars and blackness exploding behind your eyelids subsided and your breathing returned to normal. Harry helped you to sit back up. Dazed and fucked out you sighed.

“So now I’m feeling a lot better about this dinner.”

“I’d invite you for round two in the shower but you’ve already got curlers in,” he smirked at you as he finished stripping down.

“Don’t tempt me,” you retort.

“Can’t be late, they’ll know something happened,” he snarked from the shower. The last thing you heard was the patter of the water the opening lines of “Woman”.

SOULMATE:

A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet — a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior.

A handful of times when pseudo fans should have given up on this shipwreck

- when Harry and Louis both said they’d never kissed before.
- when Louis said that Larry is a conspiracy fan fiction
- when Harry said that he and Caroline broke up amicably
- when Louis said Larries are not real fans
- when Louis called Eleanor his girlfriend
- when Harry dated Taylor and spoke fondly of her after they broke up
- when both Louis and Harry’s sisters said Larry was not real
- when Louis said Larry was bullshit
- when harry said that the photos of him and Louis are photoshopped
- When Liam said that Larry weren’t holding hands
- when Liam said that Larry wasn’t real in his magazine interview
- when Louis said he was going to become a dad
- when Zayn said there’s no secret relationships in the band
- when Freddie was born, Louis signed the birth certificate and called Freddie his son
- when Louis and Danielle had their privacy violated and topless photos of her were released
- when Louis’ mother passed away and Freddie’s name was in her obituary
- when Louis and Eleanor were attacked and Louis referred to her as his girlfriend.

Bonus: - When 1989 came out. - When Taylor liked a post about how Kaylor and Larry shippers take things out of proportion. - When Harry’s Mum got hacked and there were pictures of him and Kendall - When Louis’ Mum got hacked and there were private photos of him and Eleanor - when Louis’ Mum was sick and loved her grandson very much. - when Louis’ Mum made Eleanor apart of her bridal party. - when Harry spoke about dating women and writing songs about his experiences with them.

anonymous asked:

You do realize the E is not a tattoo. Makes me sick that you think Louis and Elanor are a thing. They're not. She's just a beard.

You do realize that that Harry and Louis are not real? Like, I don’t know what else it’s gonna take for you guys to accept this? If it were, Harry would’ve been there for Louis when his mom was sick instead of recording his album because you know that’s what real boyfriends would do. If they were together, Louis would’ve been there for Harry for SNL and when his single dropped because good supportive boyfriends would do that. Instead, Louis was with Eleanor, a person he wants to be with. Harry’s doing what he wants to do. Not everything these men do is connected, in fact most things they’re doing now has NOTHING to do with each other lately.

Makes me sick to think that you are forcing your hyped up fake ideals of Harry and Louis on not only them but also their loved ones for YEARS now because you want to believe Larry is real. It’s not. It’s just not. It makes me sick how many people like you have harassed and sent death threats to people in the boys’ lives. Makes me sick that you say that you support Louis and Harry but rip apart the people in their lives and everything else they do unless it might somehow possibly be maybe be related to Larry, if you theorize it is and squint your eyes enough to morph it into something you want.

You all say that Louis and Harry are puppets and on strings, with no choice in any aspect of their lives and are motivated by greed. Why, in a fandom that is primarily on the LGBT+ spectrum and all the fans basically support LGBT+ people, would evil management try to cover a secret relationship? Why do you think Louis, who has always been apologetically himself and states his feelings on everything, would agree to hide his sexuality, just for money? Why do you think Harry, who has grown leaps and bounds in self confidence over the years and publicly supports LGBT+, would allow a management team to suppress who he is?

You all think the fandom is 12 year old girls, and you’re not better then the clueless society. Most of us are late teenagers to mid twenties-WE’RE BUYING THEIR ALBUMS! NOT PARENTS! If Larry was real and came out, sales wouldn’t deplete like you all think. There’s no real reasons Larry would be covered up if it was real.

Now let’s look at the facts:

Louis’ said he’s straight in the past. He’s dated women publicly. Even his mum’s private wedding pictures showed him with Eleanor, smiling and happily together. Where there any of Larry on Jay’s computer??? Hmm, nope-not one ;/ Louis was with Eleanor for nearly 4 YEARS! What person would agree to suppress who they just for a paycheck? He wanted to be with Eleanor, and Hannah before her and Briana and Danielle. He’s back with Eleanor now because HE WANTS TO BE because he must feel like that’s a good WOMAN! Eleanor’s not a beard, sorry hun. She cares for Louis and Louis wants to go out with her and hold her hand. He’s defended her several times in the past and has even physically pulled off someone who was attacking her recently. If Eleanor was a beard hindering Louis from being with his true love Harry, why did he decide to go back with her?

Harry just did an interview where he literally said this album is about a woman. He talked about dating Taylor Swift. Harry said in the interview that he was being honest with the interviewer. He’s never publicly stated his sexuality but one must assume that because he’s dated women in the past he likes women to a certain degree? Plus Harry has a new team now managing him, and Columbia records has been praised for DECADES as being a wonderful label to work for. Harry has had opportunities for two years now to come out, he hasn’t. In fact, he spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht getting cuddly with another woman, not Louis.

Zayn left 1D and said there was no private relationships in the band and that those rumors of Larry being real hurts the boys. AGAIN! He wasn’t under the evil grips of Modest! at this point.

Liam said in Attitude mag that Larry isn’t real and it’s a cult full of conspiracies.

Louis’ denied it several times.

You just wanna believe yourself and your ideas more then the words and the actions of an idol you “love”

You just want that ‘E’ to be an ‘H’ so bad but it’s not, it’s just not. I wish you guys will just accept this and move on. You have a life, go out and do something with it instead of marking trying to convince me that Larry’s real because you think Eleanor’s a beard.

Louis wants to be with Eleanor, is a dad and doing his own solo work. Harry’s going solo and doing amazing with his life. You should accept these truths and be happy. If you can’t,move on and try to take back the time you’ve wasted trying to convince others and yourself Larry is real

anonymous asked:

Can you please explain why do you think Taylor Is gay or bi or whatever?

Umm wow, okay this is like a huge topic.. I mean my blog is basically centered around this whole question.. LOL. So first of all, all of these masterposts explain the gist of it. But if you really want to know the reason that I was convinced, it is honestly just because nothing from her PR narrative makes sense if she were straight. I mean, think about it. She is known for “dating” high profile gay men (Harry, Joe, Taylor, Tom), essentially being their beard (there is a reason they call her the super-beard). Now in most bearding situations, there would be a reason for the woman (or man) who was the beard to agree, so recognition, visibility, etc. But Taylor is bearding for these guys that are honestly either lower than her in terms of popularity, or at least on the same level, which doesn’t make a ton of sense. It makes sense for models, because they need the visibility, but for Taylor who was/ is already so popular it wasn’t essential. So the only reason it would be essential is if it was mutual. Now, another thing that convinced me was her weird “best friend” habits. Have you ever noticed that Taylor picks up and drops best friends SUUUUPER quickly? Like one day someone shows up and they’re like immediately best friends, then one day they disappear. Now, I get that there are some people you just get immediately along with, but every single time it follows the same pattern. Dianna Agron was the big one for me. Di showed up one day, then they were “best friends” within a month and then at the end of their friendship she just disappeared. Then exactly 10 months after their “fallout” (breakup) Taylor wrote the line “ten months sober…”, she also wrote wonderland.. Dianna had a tumblr called “felldowntherabbithole” and has an Alice in Wonderland tattoo, girl is obsessed. She also used the line “too in love to think straight”.. which, if you think Taylor doesn’t understand the implications of that line, you are massively underestimating her intelligence lmao. Also the fact that all of her “best friends” have had gay rumours, is definitely not just a coincidence.

Anyways, that was super long and not even all I can say on the topic, I just have to go now, but all in all, her fake PR relationships, her gay “bestfriends” and her songwriting are the biggest indicators to me that she is gay. (Other than Kissgate and handholding and just basic observation of her interactions of the girls)

Swiftie Rant #2974

LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE.

Red (album) by Taylor Swift was written months prior to the release date in 2012 (October to be precise). Some of those songs were written in September.

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift dated end of 2012 and broke up early 2013.

SO HOW THE FUCK COULD I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE BE ABOUT HARRY STYLES.?

So please stop saying she wrote that for Harry cause she couldn’t have. It may seem like it relates to that relationship but it wasn’t written about him.

anonymous asked:

what's your favorite haylor moment?

non-non, I’m pretty sure this would be longer than what you wanted.

he fucking threw her over his shoulder. seriously, is there any other couple who are as in love?

biting his lips while staring at Taylor’s ass…. .… . to be young and be in love

Harry’s such an ass man I am LIVING

SEE??!?!??!

sexting at award shows

I cry over this to this day

 *fonds over Taylor*

 this is actually one of my all-time favorites because god, we can really see that their relationship was affected a lot by cameras and that there are so much more to Haylor that we don’t know. Look at them simultaneously turning their heads to glare at the paparazzi… Harry signing ‘2 o’ clock’ to Taylor for their next date (probably platonic, but yk)….. I actually love it

*cries in a corner*


aaaaand for the final finale

the ever iconic moment. Long live Haylor

anonymous asked:

1)I think Haylor 1.0 in 2012 probably ended because of the media. Even the rs article said that Harry was kind of tested when he started dating Taylor because it was a lot of attention not only for you as a celebrity but a combination of his and Taylor's fame. I think Harry actually really really liked Taylor when they met in April (Liam said the day after they met that when Harry met Taylor he peed himself lol) and I think he just kind of slipped with Emma (he is a flirt and I dont think Taylor

‘2)and him were even dating just texting/flirting) When he actually started dating her he was looking for a serious relationship as his friend Will Sweeney said, “Harry is looking for a relationship, he’s told me that. He’s always out mixing with celebrities and going to parties with different girls, but it’s lonely for him and not what he wants. The girls are just there for the night. You have fun but that’s the end of it.” Then a couple months before that Ben Winstons dad said Harry was lonely

3)and a security guard of Harry’s (idk if this was from after they dated or before or really after) that Harry is always kind of a loner compared to the other boys. Anyway, then when he started dating Taylor Nick Grimshaw said, “Harry really likes Taylor. He’s fallen for her in a big way. At first I wasn’t sure if if the relationship was a real one but I talk to him a lot and it seems to be that she’s the one-for now anyway. American artists are usually really, really boring and reserved but

4)Taylor is fun. She’s always up for a laugh and is really good company. Harry likes people who make him laugh. I talk to Harry a lot on the phone while he’s away touring and he talks about her a lot. He is very happy with her. I like her a lot too, she came on my show recently and we had a really fun time.” So you can clearly see that Harry was in it in it like not some hookup or anything. Not only were they constantly being scrutinized though but there were also a lot of articles being

5)published calling both of them sluts/womanizers and pulling up their histories. Harry later said in 2013 that sometimes dating in the public eye is hard because when you are “shown in newspapers and articles with other girls it can affect how the girl you actually like sees you”. Now that applies to the whole Emma thing but there was also an article that said that at the BVI, Harry disappeared on Taylor and didn’t tell her where he was going and when he finally met up with her she was drunk

7)crying and accused him of sleeping around with other girls and called him a dick. Now this could be totally untrue but that would explain why Taylor left right away maybe. She probably always felt uneasy about him and other girls because of what happened with Emma and then the media was calling her out for being a slut and pulling up his history and both fandoms were hating. The articles actually were ridiculous like there was one that said Taylor was pregnant and harry was trapped like

8)imagine reading that at 18 and just being like the fuck?! Whatever it was it must have been a huge argument because she didn’t even stay for the rest of the vacation. Or it could have been that Harry all of a sudden got cold feet in a sense and realized it was going to fast and was too serious in too short of a time which Taylor kind of addressed in 1989. So I think the first breakup was because of media. Whatever happened after that in 14/15 was most likely a result of them personally since

9)they weren’t public. So that’s where maybe Harry didn’t want to be super serious too quickly like they were in 2012 and Taylor wanted it to be public and serious (like Taylor usually does). Anyway that’s my opinion but those quotes by the way from Nick ahhh also apparently Louis caught Harry crying in the bathroom after the breakup😭😭”

I wanna cry, I literally love them so much and I’m so sad. Why wasn’t timing on their side?

Originally posted by omg-i-love-bananas

anonymous asked:

I hope they realize rolling stone is not some tabloid. They literally sit down and interview. They write words they directly said. Back in the day when 5 seconds of summer had an interview that was so bad it caused most fans to leave, the fans called it fake and rs said they would post audio if fans kept on so fans shut up. Unlike them, harry said nothing wrong in that interview. He dated Taylor so duh he's gonna write about her? She literally wrote about him???

It never matters.

Cameron Crowe is an Oscar winning screen writer.

He’s behind at least two incredibly iconic movies in history. 

He’s an iconic legendary Rolling Stone writer.

But now he’s just a hack who forced the word “she” into his mouth in order to make him talk about girls, even though Harry has his own lyrics in the interview where he specifically talks about a girl he takes home. Explicitly. Not ambiguous at all. Not something forced on him at all. But Crowe is the one who has to force women on him. 

But it’s okay, Rolling Stone is a hetero tabloid full of hetero lies and anyone who thought Harry would be making soft coming outs (the entirety of the Larrie clan) was just being unrealistic and… deluded! They coach their followers into believing Harry will never talk about dating girls ever ever EVER again and then when he does they act like of course he would! Of course! Gaslighting 101.

But anyway I knew this would happen. I knew Harry being more visible and speaking more (and some will be on other interviews where we’ll be able to hear/see him say things like this) would lead to this because Harry’s life being more open was always going to be the worst thing for Larrie theories. It’s only going to get worst. There’s no buffers of the other boys around. All interviews will want honest candid answers from him about things, they won’t tolerate him not giving answers because he’s not some little kid. 

It’s the worst thing to happen to the Larries and it’s just the beginning.

anonymous asked:

I can't wait for my "who is harry styles" article when Larry come out and then the article be like to recap harry dated Taylor swift, Cara, Kendall jenner, his sister Gemma, their stylist Lou Teasdale, His friends wife's!

rip