harry and hermione (1)

in books 1-5 literally harry ron and hermione were constantly like ‘it is either malfoy or snape’ every time anything bad happened and they finally gave it up by book six because they were wrong every time but by book six it actually was both malfoy AND snape who were responsible for the Antics 


harry potter series + a short summary

  • Hermione [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
  • Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Hermione: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Luna: It's voodoo.
  • Neville: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Hermione: That's correlation.
  • Ron: Not causation.
  • Harry: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Ginny: That's kinky.

“And then the solution came to him. It was so simple, and so obvious, that he couldn’t believe it had taken so long.”

Literally a summary of Harry