haroldmalikpayne

Alrighty ladies and gents I have decided that it is time for a FOLLOW FOREVER by yours truly. I really want to acknowledge people who truly make my tumblr experience great. Some of these people I talk to on a regular basis, some I admire from afar :) Either way they are all wonderful people and for one reason or another they have really made an impression on me. 

In no particular order, here we go-

oldenoughh//come-with-me-nialler//fivegolddicks//haroldmalikpayne//

preciouspayne//niallbros//liamworld//niallcriac//fuckliam//ziamstatts//

payneobsessed//royalhale//napbuddies//larryismyobsession// drunkonlilo

//tomlinsonniall//smutsliam//fuckingwithpayne//sexgodliam//dianoutte//

justnialler//wutleeroy//mockingniam//lipayness//paynefullliam//loyallyliams

//datezayns//ziamscruff//cutiepieliam//snowballiam//tomlincheeky//

louisyerspendinallmesavins//zaydiance//fuckedniam//rippedliam//

wolvaries//hazanakid//surelyniall//

I love every single one of you & you’re amazing!

-xx.

due to changing URLs I may have missed some people, but I truly do love everyone I follow!

First and foremore; sorry for the ugly header. I cannot be arsed to make anything better than that. I have recently hit 1,000 followers, and I just wanna say a thank you to everyone that has followed me!! I love you all!! Next, I wanna say thank you to: treasurelorry for being my 1,000th follower. Thank you so much!! The following people are blogs that I feel are the best blogs on tumblr. If you're not here, that doesn't mean that I don't like your blog, just not my favorite.

If you're not following these blogs, your dashboard sucks:
♡ zaytanmaliks - heyniam - caulders - lilourry - bowlegschester - malijuanastyles - omgzayyn - zaynrocksmyworld - btwmalik - omgzarry - dirtsbag - haroldmalikpayne - liiiam - jalapayno - gay4zayn - paynal - zmalik - yeezus - bendingliam - lustliam - zayncangetsome - irresisttible - kryptoniall - burgrs - tylerpoesey - werwolfs - zayonces - larryshickeys - zedmaliks - vastlyunknown - zaynjhoran - thebritishboys

And I wanna give a special shoutout to Shayla for being the perfect bestfriend that she is!!

Thank you everyone for following me. Thank you for being perfect.
haroldmalikpayne replied to your post:haroldmalikpayne replied to your…

YES!! OMG CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HIM HOLDING YOU AGAINST THE WALL WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD, MAKING YOU BEG AND HIS MUSCLES JUST BEING LIKE BAM IN YOUR FACE. I’M NOT LETTING MYSELF THINK ABOUT THE D BECAUSE I WILL BE ON THE FLOOR. :(

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! I’M PICTURING IT IN MY HEAD AND IM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW I’M ACTUALLY SWEATING. FUCK. LIKE HE’S SO STRONG AND YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MOVE AS HE MAKES YOU BEG. I NEED THOSE MUSCLES AND THAT BIG CHEST IN FRONT OF ME LIKE THAT GOD DAMN.

My handwriting is shit I’m so sorry. I was tagged by ritaroara!

  1. Name: Caty or Caitlyn
  2. URL: dizarren
  3. Blog Title: zayn is smart. zayn is kind. zayn is important. (Life’s motto)
  4. Favourite colour: Blue!!
  5. Crush: Everyone (sunglasses emoji) (Zayn, Harry, Vanessa, Luke, Selena, Lauren, Ezra, Dianna, Naya, etc etc)
  6. All Capitals: SACREMENTO, DC, JFC, TALLAHASSE
  7. Favorite Band: Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, One Direction, The 1975, etc etc
  8. Lucky Number: Isaac Lahey’s and Troy Bolton’s jersey number (14)
  9. Favorite drink: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade

I tagged: farlytaleharoldmalikpayne, harrysighles, rlotp, myrandommusicalthoughts, widownatalia

haroldmalikpayne replied to your post:haroldmalikpayne replied to your…

AND THEN WHEN HE MADE HER REPEAT HERSELF. MY BODY IS SO READY. What I would GIVE to have those arms and that strength on me uGH. I’M SAD.

YES YES YES!!!! OH MY GOD YOU CAN JUST TELL HE’S SO DOMINANT AND THAT AND OH MY GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINE TALKING DIRTY TO YOU AND MAKING YOU BEG FOR IT?! UGH!! GOD DAMN! I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THOSE ARMS AND CHEST AND THAT BIG DICK.

haroldmalikpayne replied to your post: haroldmalikpayne replied to your post…

I’ll need to go check at my walmart! (my walmart is always late on this kind of stuff so fingers crossed lol) I’m so happy they used an updated photo of him! IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!! lol

i know right!!! a friend posted a photo of them yesterday and iw as like OH MY GOD !!! and my mom went there tonight so i was like …. lemme check and YAAAAAAH! THEY LOOK SO GOOD!

aclassicdisaster replied to your post: eep.. me ft. big payno

WHERE DID YOU GET IT??

walmart bb ! :*

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YES PLEASE! THINK OF THE AGGRESSION AND THE HEATED KISSES ALONG YOUR NECK AND COLLARBONES AND HIS GRUNTS IN YOUR EAR AND FEELING HIS MUSCLES UNDERNEATH YOUR FINGERS TIGHTEN. I’M SORRY I PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A WEIRDO BUT HE’S SO HOT I CAN’T HELP IT!!!

UGH GOD I CAN PICTURE IT. OH MY GOD. UGH!!!! I WANT HIM SO BAD. I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEEL THOSE MUSCLES UNDERNEATH MY HANDS AND HAVE ALL THAT POWER ON TOP OF ME. FUCK. Don’t worry I probably sound more weird than you, lol. One ask launched an entire Kellan Lutz thrist night and my followers probably all hate me right now, lol