harold abrahams

anonymous asked:

I am Harold Frunderson from the Abraham Lincoln Memorial Elementary School PTA. I have seen a post tagged with #butt and my son Duniel - bless his pure soul - almost saw it. I do not want to have to put the purity blindfold and straight jacket on him again. Please, think of the children before you post :)

that smiley face is so menacing holy moly

but you listen here, why should I care about Duniel? the real world is tough, there’ll be butts left and right, you’re just making him weak by sheltering him