harmless joke


So long story short an “army” that goes by the name of Venny is pretty good at making celebrities notice bangtan. She got a retweet from wale from an old cover from namjoon and even got tinashe to notice hobi. 

But heres why you SHOULD NOT treat here as the best namjoon stan ever because she is not

*i dont want to bring up the past but a lot of people are comparing her with namjoon because VENNY IS PROBLEMATIC SHE MADE A LOT OF RACIST REMARKS AND NEVER APOLOGIZED OR OWNED UP TO THEM AND EVEN REPEATED THEM UNLIKE NAMJOON*

So basically many armys AND HER claim that the collab happened because of her WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT BECAUSE ME KNOWING NAMJOON HE WOULD OF SAID SOMETHING HIMSELF

so then venny venn diagram releases these on her twitter (WHICH IS NOW PRIVATE COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT)

Okay but e ven before i knew that this was fake I HIGHLY DOUBTED IT namjoon would of done something himself he has the full capability to dm and message intl armys he has done so before

also she sounded soooooo shady i wasnt buying it


so then seeing this beef wale assumed namjoon knows venny venn diagram not knowing the real situation



I feel really bad for her BECAUSE SHE IS SO PETTY

okay but basically i dont know what to do

the whole situation is so petty and stupid, like did this girl REALLY have to do this, being a namjoon stan since pre-debut i wouldnt be this thirsty to get namjoon to notice me, like i dont really know what to do because she already has done it and really cant take it back.

but hey im happy this happened because the twitter memes about her are so funny

peace, love, and support namjoon’s mixtape

*note* so many people are supporting namjoon remember when everyone used to fucking hate him people are giving him so much love i love armys we are amazing we need to protect namjoon 

i feel bad for namjoon bc this is affecting his career, some “armys” are no different from antis using namjoon as a fucking target for everything, i remember him mentioning that he wont feel as if his life has purpose until his music affect the lives of his fans and now when he actually gets to know an intl “army” its about something negative and false accusations against him. Imagine how hard breaking he would feel GREAT START TO HIS SECOND MIXTAPE UGH


atfirst i thought it was stupid to hate on  venny as what she did was a harmless petty joke but this can really affect namjoon’s image in his rap career as wale knows about this

imagine how ashamed he felt goddamn

On French network TF1′s TouTou and Matou show, a popular actress displays her dog who she claims bears a striking resemblance to Black American singer Jill Scott. 

And viewers were not amused.

But it is not funny. Jill Scott is beautiful. Wait for the apology “You misunderstood! It was just a harmless joke! Why is everything seen as racist?My best friend is black!”

honestly… i know this has been beaten to death in the discourse, already, but…

do aphobes really think they’re fooling anyone when they say “if you’re lgbt and ace we still accept you! you’re valid! it’s just not your aceness that makes you lgbt!” like do they even… think it through? with all the shit that they then proceed to do?

like, one of the saddest things about this entire “discourse” to me, personally, is how violently unsafe much of the community here has been made to feel now for people like me, a trans bi ace, the very same people who exclusionists claim to be protecting.

because the majority of the discourse is so blatantly, horrendously hateful to asexuality and aromanticism as concepts, to aces and aros as people, and most don’t even try to hide it. oh, some will occasionally tack on an “oh but we only mean the cishets tho :))” after making a disgusting sweeping statement about asexuality, but most don’t even bother. why would they? we all know what they really mean.

if they don’t actually hate all aces, why would there be “aphobic (character)” and “(character)-hates-aces” urls cropping up at every turn? why would they proudly call themselves aphobes? if they actually gave a shit about lgbt aces, why would they constantly reply to anyone who disagrees with them, regardless of actual orientation/gender identity, by calling them cishet? why would they attack people just for posting ace/aro positivity? say all aces are homophobes or have internalized homophobia? try to take away word after word that aces use to describe their experiences for some bullshit reasons? tell people they’re disgusting for headcanoning a gay character as gay ace? instantly assume that “ace” in any context means “straight”? publicly attack, mock, and shame people for making harmless jokes about their aceness, for saying nice things about ace people, for mentioning their asexuality at all? call anyone who talks about discrimination they’ve experienced for being ace “homophobic” and “trivializing lgbt experiences”, even if the person themself is literally fucking lgbt? or for that matter, claim that bi ace people who speak out about the similarities between biphobia and aphobia are literally tokenizing their fucking selves?

like. even if they don’t believe asexuality is real, they have to realize that they’re hurting ace-identifying people who are also lgbt in a way that they actually accept as being lgbt, right? that they’re spreading fear, silencing people about an integral part of their identity, instilling self hate, keeping vulnerable lgbt people from accessing the spaces and community and support they need? that they’re literally bullying many, many lgbt people out of what should be safe spaces, along with the minority of ace and aro people who are also cis and heteroromantic/sexual?

well, maybe it doesn’t matter if they realize or not.

because this was never really about protecting lgbt people, not from the very beginning, and by this point, everyone knows it.

Not The Romantic Type

Prompt: After being labeled as a ‘non-romantic’ by the reader, Digger Harkness tries to prove the reader wrong by planning a cliche Valentines Day date.

Pairing: Captain Boomerang X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Some cursing, sexual suggestion, but mostly fluff galore!

Originally posted by heartofdevastation

Digger Harkness was certainly a man of many talents and you were lucky to be able to call him yours. In one afternoon he could build you a wooden table and four sturdy chairs. He could drink an entire 12 pack of beer and still speak impressively coherently. He made the best damn grilled cheese in the world and never failed to make you laugh until tears were streaming down your face.

He was everything you could ask for and more! The only quality you could say he lacked was a romantic side… Which wasn’t a bad thing? He was sweet when he wanted to be and definitely an affectionate son of a bitch. But, as Valentines day was begin to creep up on you and all the heart shaped boxes of chocolates were on sale at the store you couldn’t help but to feel, well… Like you were missing out on something?

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The main arguments I’ve seen supporting Felix are “you shouldn’t censor him” and “it’s just a joke”. Just because something is a “joke”, is not an excuse to say terrible things. Especially calling for the genocide of a group of people or saying that someone who was responsible for a genocide did nothing wrong.

I’m tried of goys determining what is or isn’t anti-semitic. What Felix did was the definition of anti-semitism, whether he was serious or not. Some people are going to see his “harmless jokes” and think it’s okay to make them, and then that trend will continue and continue and continue. Jews have been persecuted literally since the religion was founded and it’s still continuing today.

People defending his words are defending anti-semitism. Do I believe Felix is anti-semitic or a Nazi? No. But he does have a huge following and needs to be more responsible with his “jokes”. And all the people defending him also need to be responsible. They can support Felix, but they should not support his comments.

Felix did something terrible. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, just like anyone else.

Harmless Joke (Young Sirius Black x reader-- drabble)

A/N: thank god for study halls lmao also my smol wolfstar heart played a v tiny part in this 🌚

#4: “I’m too sober for this.”
#28: “How drunk was I?”

word count: 493 (i had way too much fun w this)
warnings: underaged drinking

Sirius says that he can hold his liquor, but everyone knows that he can’t. He has no idea what his limit is and it seems like he goes from completely sober to absolutely shitfaced in the blink of an eye. He never listens to you when you try to cut him off.

There was a big quidditch celebration happening in the Gryffindor common room, as always. You and Remus are talking about a book that you just finished at his recommendation. You thoroughly enjoyed it and so The two of you were deep in conversation, revolving around something Padfoot cared nothing for. “I’m too sober for this,” he sighs as he takes his hand off your thigh to go find an alcoholic beverage of some sort. You roll your eyes at him and continue your chat.

So, Sirius is on his third bottle of fire whiskey, which is where you usually tell him to stop. You give him a scolding look as he reaches for his fourth. He merely scoffs and shrugs you off.

Your jaw locks as you make eye contact with James from across the room. He chuckles and mouths the word, “Padfoot?” and you nod. Prongs motions you over.

“My boyfriend is a real asshole, you know that?” you sigh as you approach.

He laughs, “Oh yes, I’m well aware. I was thinking, why don’t we play a harmless joke on our, soon to be, incredibly intoxicated friend?”

“What did you have in mind?” you grin.

The next morning, you wake up, far earlier than Sirius. He’s quite the heavy sleeper, so you seamlessly slip out of his arms and give Remus a tap. You let him in on the joke, as well. Moony slips off his shirt and shimmies his way into Padfoot’s grip where you had just been. The three of you that are awake are trying not to burst out into laughter.

“Okay, okay. Be asleep,” James shushes you as he pulls you into his bed and wraps his arms around you. “That’s your cue, Rem.”

You feign sleeping whilst Remus swipes hair out of your boyfriend’s face. “Good morning, sleepyhead.”

“Morning- oh my- oh my god! Oh my-” Sirius’s face fills with panic and horror. “How drunk was I?! Moony, what are you- why are you-” He’s jumped out of bed. “JAMES POTTER- GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!”

“Wha- oh,” James’s grip loosens around you; your head is still buried in his chest, hiding your smile. “Well, you were with Remus. I just figured that Y/N was free for the night.”

You can no longer stifle your laughter and you flip over to face your boyfriend. “Listen to me when I tell you to stop drinking!” you demand between your giggles.

“So, I didn’t- and you didn’t..?” he trails off, the gears in his brain spinning.

“No, you dumbass.” You get off of James. “Now, go take a shower. You reek of booze.”

arm puns
  • Naruto: Oh no don't be scared of Sasuke - he's 'armless
  • Naruto: Tricks up his sleeve? There's nothing up his sleeve!
  • Naruto: Having trouble, Sasuke? Let me lend you a hand.
  • Naruto: Sasuke can take bad guys on single handed, no problem.
  • Sasuke: *mentally killing him*

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry if this come out as rude, but I don't think the Kaito never existed jokes are necessary and should be a new meme or whatever, it's pretty disrespectful towards people who like him. And it's worse since we know very little about him yet you already make a (negative) judgement about him and laugh it off as a joke. It makes you sound pretty much like a highschool bully who thinks it's a funny joke to bully someone you barely know just because they're fat.

it’s all in good fun?? I’m sorry but you sound like a pissy tumblr anon, y’know?

Ok but we know from anti that the more we talk about an opposite (what are we calling the evil versions?) the more powerful they become

So we can infer that our ideas and beliefs about them effect how they look or what powers they have

Does that mean when Mark tried (and failed) to impersonate him on Twitter and convince us he was a harmless emo

He wasn’t joking

He was trying to change the way we view dark

He was trying to change dark

He failed and now we’re all talking about him again

He’s more powerful than ever

whenever I see Michael J. Fox I’m reminded of that time he made a harmless red carpet joke warning Taylor Swift to stay away from his son or whatever and then her fans came for him on twitter about his fucking Parkinson’s Disease and she did nothing so it probably shouldn’t have taken Kardashian receipts to reveal how awful she is

@ anti sjws why do y'all bluster on and on about how sensitive people are, and then lose your goddamn minds on a post that’s like “lol white people cant dance” or “haha straight people are weird”
stop pretending you’re some kind of thick skinned beacon of sensibility because you laugh at holocaust jokes and call people you don’t like slurs but get all hurt when someone makes a harmless joke at your demographic’s expense

anonymous asked:

the mercs reactions to being roasted (not by fire)

Medic: tries to laugh but gets kinda bitchy when jokes get a little too much.

Soldier: laughs and laughs and laughs! to him its a way of showing affections! like a drill Sargent and his squad!

Heavy: Laughs along with it all but later kinda freaks out and gets a little self conscious of his problems. 

Demo: probably started the roast himself!

Spy: as long as he gets to roast them back is a pretty good sport!

Scout: at first doesn’t get that they are joking and and that they arent trying to start a fight with him. its the normal progression with his brothers. attack the mind then the body. but once he knows is harmless jokes along with them.

Sniper: feels kind of special to be though of. he is constantly roasting them all from his perch so having attention on him for once is nice. and exhausting. 

Engie: tells them its okay but to watch it.

Pyro: gets sad! doesnt know they arent just making fun of them to be mean until someone explains then all is well and pyro roasts them back! (with fire)

Misogyny in Much Ado About Nothing

I’ve read a lot of scholarly articles on Much Ado About Nothing that dismiss Don John as a terrible villain, or criticise Shakespeare for the lack of finesse in constructing him, but honestly, I’ve always felt like that’s the point.

Don John is no sly, silver-tongued Iago – he is crude, brash and malicious. He makes statements like “I am a plain-dealing villain,” goes about attended by idiot henchmen, and takes advice and inspiration for his plots from others around him.

But even so, this weak caricature of a villain nearly brings ruin upon all of Messina.


Because, even before he had made plans to trick Claudio into thinking Hero was unfaithful, the culture of Messina had already done most of the work for him. Don John is not the true villain of this play; he is merely an agent. The real villain of Much Ado About Nothing is the culture of misogyny in Messina.

From the moment Benedick and the soldiers return to Messina, they engage in lewd sexual banter and joke about horns, adultery and cuckoldry. Leonato’s first instinct upon greeting them is to make such a joke, for when Don Pedro politely inquires if Hero is his daughter the old gentleman immediately quips, “Her mother hath many times told me so.” This banter speaks volumes about the underlying misogyny and anxieties about female sexuality that the men share, and it works to create an atmosphere that is ripe for Hero’s shocking rejection.

Thus, all Don John has to do is suggest to Claudio that Hero is unfaithful, offer him a sliver of proof, and the prince and Claudio, made susceptible by popular myths of female inconstancy, find the rest of the proof themselves. Claudio starts to see certain cues as evidence of Hero’s guilt where before they were badges of honour. He declares, “Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.” And so Hero, by the simple machinations of a cardboard cutout villain, is publicly disgraced, left for dead, and threatened with death by her own father, showcasing how quickly those seemingly harmless jokes about women can escalate to actual violence.

What’s more, this culture of misogyny is what keeps Benedick and Beatrice apart. These two dorks start the play madly in love with each other, but their shared fear of horns and cuckoldry divides them. Beatrice is also repelled by Benedick’s attitude as a self-confessed “tyrant” to her sex, and patriarchal culture has convinced her that no marriage could ever be happy, and no man faithful. Both of them (but especially Benedick) must thus overcome and abandon patriarchal values and the culture of misogyny they are entrenched in. Again, the culture of Messina is the antagonist, not Don John.

Beatrice has the advantage of being resentful and rebellious towards patriarchal culture from the very beginning, and so it is Benedick’s conquering of his sexist attitude that becomes the axis on which the rest of the play turns. He starts off entrenched in a culture of toxic masculinity, but once he acknowledges his love for Beatrice, and after he sees Hero disgraced and left for dead, he becomes sickened by the views he once held. Beatrice flies into a rage at her cousin’s treatment, and in no uncertain terms rails against misogyny and the patriarchy and the culture that nearly killed Hero. She wishes she “were a man for his [Claudio’s] sake,” telling us that, were she a man, she would use her position of privilege and power to protect women rather than abuse them. Her next wish, “that I had any friend would be a man for my sake” is a challenge to Benedick to do what she, as a woman, cannot: defend her cousin with action, not words, and publicly oppose the culture of misogyny in Messina.

This makes her initial request, “Kill Claudio,” less a demand that Benedick murder his friend and more a plea that he break with the toxic culture of male camaraderie. And Benedick agrees. In the midst of a play saturated with jokes about women’s volubility and defined by the rejection of a supposedly unfaithful woman, he then makes the monumental decision to trust Beatrice. He listens to her when she grieves and finally asks her a single question: “Think you, in your soul that Count Claudio hath wronged Hero?” When she replies in the affirmative, her word is all the proof he needs to part with the prince and challenge his best friend.

When he meets with Don Pedro and Claudio, they are keen for him to validate their treatment of Hero with his witticisms, plainly desiring to hear the japes about cuckoldry he had trotted out at the start of the play. But with Hero almost “done to death by slanderous tongues,” Benedick knows tongues are as deadly as swords in Messina, and so leaves his wit in his scabbard. He challenges Claudio and informs the prince he intends to discontinue his company, officially cutting his ties with their little boys’ club.

Speaking to Margaret shortly after, Benedick claims he has “a most manly wit… it will not hurt a woman.” He no longer uses his tongue to scorn or denigrate women. Instead, he uses it to delight them, turning his efforts to poetry and song, and courting Beatrice with the jokes and witticisms he once reserved for his male friends. Shakespeare uses Beatrice to convince Benedick, and by extension the audience, of the shortcomings of masculine culture and shows us that true valour comes from men using their strength to protect women rather than hurt them: for this alone may Benedick call his wit “manly.”

Through their love, Benedick and Beatrice conquer the true villain of the play: misogyny. Don John, who is merely the agent, is instead undone by Dogberry and his idiot watchmen, who discover the plot and bring the truth to light. With all put right, the end of the play provides the denouement where Benedick, having proved his valour and cast off misogyny, is at last free to marry the woman he adores. He makes a speech where he mocks the old views about women and marriage he held, gaily advises the prince the marry, and tells Claudio “love my cousin,” the implication being that the only way Claudio and Hero will live happy is if Claudio follows Benedick’s example, throws off misogyny and loves and trusts his new wife as Benedick does Beatrice.

Much Ado About Nothing, quite simply, mocks the hypocrisy of patriarchal society at every turn. It questions why men should demand chastity in women when they display none themselves, and why women are thought of as sexually insatiable when experience generally showed the opposite. The play’s accompanying song Sigh No More is even about the unfaithfulness of men. The lyrics declare “Men were deceivers ever… to one thing constant never,” and the men of Much Ado tend to live up to this, being generally lusty and faithless while the women are constant and faithful. Shakespeare disproves common myths about female inconstancy by making Hero the blameless victim of men’s obsession with female chastity, a scapegoat onto whom all their repressed fears are projected. And Don John, the active agent of the culture of misogyny, is a bastard, living proof of men’s infidelity and unfaithfulness.

So yes, Don John is a terrible villain – but that’s precisely the point. His weak characterisation feeds neatly into the play’s subversive agenda. For what could this bitter, scheming man have accomplished had the culture of misogyny not predisposed Don Pedro and Claudio to suspect unfaithfulness? What power did he have over Benedick and Beatrice, and how did he serve as their antagonist?

Don John is not the true villain. Misogyny is. Hero’s shocking rejection and near-death proves how dangerous misogyny is, and how easily violent words lead to violent actions. Meanwhile, the witty, sparkling lovers journey together to overcome their internalised prejudices, and provide vivid proof of what happiness a marriage based on trust and true equality can bring.

Much Ado About Nothing is play about a battle of the sexes – and only once the two sides call a truce and join forces to overcome the real villain, misogyny, may the happy ending be achieved.


Here are some extremely good Fremione fanfics for all those who ship it as much as I do. There are some smutty one shots, and the ratings are T or M. Most art 20K+ long but so worth the reading - enjoy

A Butterfly Effect - ari_j | T | 20k

Frivolous Thoughts - sleeponrooftops | T | 20k

Gossip -  IfOnlyFredWeasleyHadLived | T | 10K

To Us - Mhai-kun | T | 44K

Legitimement Maries - flue-player56 | T | 42K

Legitimement Maries Vivre Libre - flute-player56 | M | 14K

Fremione Through the Years - Werewolf Marcy | K | 127K

Weasley’s Witches Wooing - EuphoniumGurl0 | M | 58K

Not So Bad After All - HalfWaytoNowhereq42 | M | 43K

Drowning Sorrows - BittyBlueEyes | M | 17K

A New Life - BittyBlueEyes | T | 25K

Sudden interest - BittyBlueEyes | M | 17K

Just Pretend for a Night - Lara Zed | M | 14K

Snipe - Wizards-Pupil | M | 266K***

What Good is the Truth - PeaceLoveHippiness | M | 29K

Tale as Old as Time - Wizards-Pupil | T | 71K***

Love Means Never Having to Time Travel - Zeze Writings | K | 35K***

The Mist of Time - Wizards-Pupil | T | 98K***

Forbidden Bond - Wizards-Pupil | T | 76K***

Expectations and the Tale of the Beetle and the Bard - anarchyartist23 | M | 66K***

The Golden Rule and the Broken Road - anarchyartist23 | M | 29K

All I Want For Christmas is You - Amethyst Daydreamer | M | 21K***

Prefects, Pranksters and Prophecies | K | 75K

Accepting Defeat -  GrandeVanillaSkimLatte | T | 10K

Intertwined Hearts - hpfangirl1 | T | 19K***

Don’t Mess With a Granger - Suuz | M | 16K

Just a Harmless Joke - CrazyGirl47 | T | 41K***

Sweetest Sin - knifethrowastarr | M | 18K***

Duty Bound - TakemylovedowntoVioletHill | M | 121K***

The High Priestess and the Fool - KkarmaCchameleon | M | 44K***

*Updated: most of the same fanfics, maybe only one or two additions

“I never meant to hurt you...”

Back at it again with the prompts

  1. I will stay right here until forever, if that’s what it takes, begging for your forgiveness
  2. it was like everything was in slow-motion, and I could do nothing but watch the betrayal wash across your face
  3. I couldn’t fall into sleep last night, images of you pressed onto the inside of my eyelids
  4. these years apart I have never felt as if I were truly living
  5. I didn’t understand you as well as I thought I did
  6. my mother always said that I was the bull in a china shop, unknowing of how delicate something could be
  7. I was trying to forget you, but it never works
  8. I love you, yet hate you at the same time, for ever believing that you could trust me
  9. it had been loud, hot, the air seemed to be vibrating. I didn’t think of the consequences
  10. I will leave a gift for you to wake up to every day until you realise how much I love you
  11. you can’t believe how many times I have replayed that moment again and again, imagining all the things I could have done differently to change the end result
  12. I have a million excuses ready to fall from my tounge but none of them are worthy of you
  13. I’m sorry that this is the way my brain has been taught to react to the things I love
  14. I didn’t think you loved me back
  15. at the time it felt like I had no other choice, but I still should never have done that to you
  16. I feel guilty for hurting this much when I know how uncomparable it is to your agony
  17. every breath I take feels as if it’s full of shattered glass, staring at your body lying engulfed in white, so small, so pale
  18. it was meant to be nothing more than a harmless joke
  19. I should have listened to you
  20. there’s a reason why I’ve always been afraid of how easily my body slips into a fight
  21. You say that it’s fine, but it’s not
  22. I will give you one flower for every single tear that  you shed
  23. I feel like it should be raining, or some dramtic shit like that. Yet the sun continues to shine brightly, out of spite. It reminds me of you
  24. please wake up
  25. I lost myself in the heat of the moment, I lost you
  26. you have every right to leave me right here, all I want you to know is that I never stopped loving you
  27. my life is yours

i’m gonna try to update this whenever i can lol


It’s Hard to Say..

Just Say the Word (SMUT)

I Love You (SMUT)


Why Didn’t You Tell Me? (DRABBLE)

He was Just Leaving


Pancakes or Waffles? (DRABBLE)


There’s That Smile

My head hurts (DRABBLE)

Cereal (DRABBLE)

More Than Okay (SMUT) (DRABBLE)

Harmless Joke (DRABBLE)

Sirius Orion Black is an Ass Man


But He’s the Gryffindor Seeker!! (Slytherin!reader)

Nothing Easy About it (Slytherin!reader) (Part 2)

Anything For Mrs Moony (Platonic)

Definitely Getting You Back (DRABBLE)

The Plan


Bit of an Attitude

Tell Me the Truth (DRABBLE)

Smart Boy (DRABBLE)

Better Than Sleep (SMUT)

Better Get to Work (DRABBLE)

Nervous  (DRABBLE)

Little Adventure 

Go On, Then (DRABBLE)

Give Me a Spin

It Just Made Sense

So Tired (DRABBLE)


Edwin Geller Snow


Just a Little One (DRABBLE)



Moony stares at you a lot

would you and Moony hate-fuck?


Padfoot breaks down 

angst song(s)/yelling


who apologizes first?

Teddy (even though literally no one asked for this,, i just love him sm)

stupid headcanon

me annoying my friend

do you ever think that ppl send you texts that are intentionally meant to be hard to respond too so you stop talking to them