harley quinn

dc: rawr check out jared leto as the joker with his sexah green hair XD and his sexah gf harley quinn she’s a little bit psycho O_o and our SPOOOOOOKY super hero movies where everythin is DARK!!!! XD TEEN TITANS GO!!!!!

me: wow dc is so embarrassing, thank god for ma–

marvel: captain america is white and he’s a Nazi and he’s capable of holding Thor’s hammer because he’s such a strong white Nazi

me: 

                   ’ harley , harley , baaaby , what EVER shall i do with you ? a small ( f r o w n ). pallid palm comes to settle DELICATELY ‘pon tear-stained countenance , tourmaline gaze catching hers as a sigh of DISAPPOINTMENT is relinquished . his sweet HARLEQUIN’S face is just a mess , makeup s m e a r e d from salt water despair && painted RED with blood from where j MAY or MAY NOT have HIT her right in that pretty little face of hers but oooh , she was getting on his nerves something FIERCE ! the intensity of his outburst however COOLING , gradually settling into something more calm , t w i s t e d , the pad of thumb skimming over the CURVE of her cheek.

Margot Robbie bientôt reine d'Angleterre ?

D'Harley Quinn à… The Queen ! L'actrice Margot Robbie, la star de Suicide Squad et du Loup de Wall Street, est en négociations pour incarner la reine Elisabeth 1ère dans le long métrage historique Mary Queen of Scots, ainsi que le rapporte le site Variety.

Margot Robbie sera Marianne dans un dérivé de Robin des Bois

Réalisé par Josie Rourke et écrit par Beau Willimon, le créateur de la série House of Cards, le film revient sur le destin tragique de Mary Stuart, exécutée car suspectée de vouloir s'emparer de la couronne royale. Si le feu vert était donné au projet, ce qui semble en bonne voie selon Variety, le tournage pourrait débuter en fin d'année. Le rôle principal de Mary Stuart sera tenu par l'actrice irlandaise Saoirse Ronan.

Le rôle d'Elisabeth 1ère a récemment été tenu sur grand écran par Cate Blanchett (Elizabeth et Elizabeth : l'âge d'or) et Judi Dench (Shakespeare In Love).

Aviez-vous remarqué les petits détails de Suicide Squad, avec Margot Robbie au casting ?

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I’m really curious about this one <3

Some Thoughts About Suicide Squad
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Hi Geekade readers! I’m not taking to coding as quickly as I’d hoped, and find myself making the hard decision between using my Pi to learn and code or to install Retropie and play games, so I thought I’d take a brief departure from my normal tech talk to discuss another passion of mine: Harley Quinn.

She’s possibly one of the best, most tragic female characters in literature. There’s no one on earth in a better position to be fully lucid while they go insane than she is, nobody who consistently and knowingly chooses her own imprisonment and torture more frequently. It’s like if Jack Sparrow had a law enforcement degree and still made all the same decisions while pirate hunters repeatedly and desperately offered him help and companionship. I could go on, but I have an actual point, so I’ll spare you. As you can imagine, I was both fearful and thrilled as I awaited the Suicide Squad release, rightly imagining Margot Robbie to be absolutely perfect for the part, and wholly unconcerned with the building, meme-fied humiliation of Jared Leto’s Joker. (The Joker, arguably, is inessential to Harley’s transformation‑PLEASE ask me about this, I’d love to tell you.)


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Suicide Squad was fine. It was nowhere near the let-down of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland (which I’d awaited for 4 years by the time it was regrettably released in theaters instead of burned in the dead of night in ditches somewhere), but nowhere close to as satisfying and funny-while-successfully-introducing-otherwise-unknown-characters-to-mainstream-audiences as Guardians of the Galaxy had been. However, if you’d like to watch Suicide Squad, but also would kind of like to watch a good movie, I’ve got news for you.


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Suicide Squad is essentially a DCCU remake of the DCU movie Assault on Arkham, which was released a few years beforehand. It’s, honest to goodness, basically the same movie but instead of being potentially a waste of $9-14 dollars, it’s GREAT and a totally appropriate use of maybe $4 to rent on Amazon Prime. (I know, no smarthome stuff and I still manage to be a shill for Amazon. They’re not even paying me.)

Assault on Arkham is a part of a set of movies and shows that I don’t feel could possibly get enough attention - the Batman Animated Universe, encompassing everything from Batman: The Animated Series (arguably the definitive Batman) to the more recent The Killing Joke, and the upcoming Batman and Harley Quinn (which, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH). In Assault on Arkham, Mark Hamill returns as the voice of the Joker facing Kevin Conroy as Batman, and Hynden Walch as Harley (Princess Bubblegum/Starfire/Penny from Chalkzone.)

I highly suggest that you go watch Assault on Arkham, but just a warning, there are spoilers ahead.

Assault on Arkham takes place at a time after the Suicide Squad had already been formed, so it saves us the trouble of a full origin tale, but it also begins with a bit of a changeup in the team - both from the Suicide Squad movie gang, and from the formation of the squad in the animated universe. We’re treated to the more characterized and strangely sympathetic King Shark in place of Killer Croc, who in the Suicide Squad movie is bold and violent, but not much else. We’re also introduced to Killer Frost, who is an icy villainess a-la Livewire from B:TAS. She’s sassy and has what appear to be magical ice powers; like Elsa, but mean. Black Spider, a bloodthirsty, crime-hating vigilante also joins the team, apparently only grudgingly in the company of everyone else. We keep Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, and Harley Quinn herself, but the dynamics of the team are the same. One hulk, one killer-killer, one elemental, one nutty Australian robber, one entrepreneurial dad, and one crazy former therapist.


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Oh - and one sacrificial lamb. Both movies kick off with a “proof of concept”‑someone nobody particularly cares about to prove that Waller will actually blow their heads off. In Assault on Arkham, it’s a raging Red bull called “The KGBeast” who nobody would ever mourn, and in Suicide Squad, it’s “Slipknot,” the man who can climb anything.  This proves for us how cruel Waller really is‑and in both movies, Waller gets called out as the devil. This is a reference to the comics, as well as simply a fact. Waller is probably actually Satan.


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See‑in each movie‑not only is Task Force X Waller’s vanity project (which is entirely unnecessary and completely inhumane, not to mention a complete violation of the constitutional rights of the prisoners involved), but the main conflict faced by our hostage heroes is a mishap of Waller’s own making. In Assault on Arkham, Waller had slipped a Suicide Seed into the Riddler’s neck to test her prototype, and he figured out how to disarm it, so, she created a fistfull more, stuffed them into some other criminals, and sent them to murder the Riddler. And also, the Joker has supposedly hidden a dirty bomb somewhere in Gotham and Batman is tearing the city apart to find it. (SEE DC? You still could have shoehorned Batman into this movie too.)

But all the plot-relevant stuff aside, the meat of Assault on Arkham is Harley and the Joker. They start the movie out broken up, which, if you follow their relationship as obsessively as I do, you’ll know is not actually an uncommon thing for them. Harley and Mister J are currently canonically canned. She’s even been out with Bruce Wayne on a legitimate and mutually enjoyable date. Heck, she only lives about 40 minutes from me, in Coney Island in a shabby apartment with her pets and pals and her primary non-monogamous partner, Pamela Isley (Ivy). But in Assault on Arkham, Ivy is is still incarcerated, and H&J are on the rocks.

It’s heavily implied, in Assault on Arkham, that Joker had thrown Harley out of a moving car and left her for dead, which might sound familiar because it’s almost exactly what they did in Suicide Squad‑but that’s hardly the only thing he’s done to her, and it’s hard to tell if Dr. Quinzel’s rage in the confrontation in Arkham comes from that particular assault or from his complete and utter destruction of her legitimate career, social abilities, criminal record, and sanity. Let’s say both. Harley starts Assault on Arkham out confidently and unconvincingly unattached and reinforces her apparent split by banging Deadshot.


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Ok this part, I see why they didn’t snag for Suicide Squad. Will Smith is 48, and Margot Robbie is 26, and while she’s “Daddy’s Little Monster,” I personally don’t want to see her have a fling with someone who was already on Season 3 of Fresh Prince the year she was born. (Yes, Jared Leto is 45 and no, I don’t want to see her with him either.)

When, in Assault on Arkham, Harley (spoiler) breaks into Arkham with Deadshot, she (spoiler) runs into the Joker in his bulletproof cell and (spoiler): it doesn’t go well. He taunts her as only Mark Hamill’s Joker can, in the seductive and deranged varying pitch of a madman, and she is…triggered. (I got puns.)


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She manages to keep it together while firing to help Deadshot with the task they’re there for; planting a small hacking device‑Batman-y technology that allows everyone else to sneak in past security, and here is where I pause to rant about Harley Quinn some more.

She knows that his cell is bulletproof and fires at it anyway. This convinces all of the onlooking guards that she’s currently deranged, and convinces Deadshot that she’s (oh, spoiler) not thrilled with the Joker. Her rampage allows Deadshot to complete their first mission, but it also helps the Joker to escape.

It takes Joker what seems like an hour to realize what she’s done for him, what she later confirms she did on purpose for him. This is one of my favorite pieces of evidence that Harley Quinn is the real criminal mastermind behind Joker’s modern accomplishments. For the other, watch “Mad Love,” Season 4 Episode 21 of Batman: The Animated Series, which Suicide Squad also clipped a bit, free on Amazon Prime. Harley has full knowledge of the entire schematics of Arkham Asylum, because, you know, she worked there, and throughout the movie uses passcodes and shortcuts that move the whole team forward, and she chooses to let her puddin loose in the halls, so she can catch up later. Yes, spoiler, she was faking the whole time, and is more than happy to be daddy’s little monster again. She’s even been hiding the dirty bomb.

Ask me what she gets for it.


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So, you might at this point be thinking: Gabbie, you’re bizarrely passionate about this clearly unhealthy couple, but also, this movie sounds nothing like Suicide Squad.

Well, you’re wrong. About the second part, at least. Let me take you through it.

Amanda Waller wakes up one morning and decides to randomly create a huge problem‑murdering the Riddler (or releasing the Enchantress, in Suicide Squad). Granted, nerdy Nigma isn’t nearly as frightening as Cara Delevigne slowly building one of the mechanical space worms from Avengers in downtown Chicago, but both are problematic, and both are entirely Waller’s fault.

She pulls together her team of criminals, puts them through a suit-up montage, kills one of them, then drops their helicopter literally out of the sky into a situation that she does not explain to them fully. The Joker and Harley have some sort of private understanding between one another, as could probably have been expected. In both movies, Harley has a camaraderie with Deadshot. Harley also notably does a Matrix” lean in both movies for no discernable reason.


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Inevitably, our villain-heroes are actually the patsies. Also inevitably, both the elemental and the tank are killed in explosions of the neck-bomb or fiery variety. And in both movies, the Joker appears to die in a helicopter crash, though in Suicide Squad, we actually get to see the happy couple reunited, whereas in Assault on Arkham, we’re merely told the body wasn’t found, which, for the Joker, is as good as proof that he’s alive.

To be totally honest with you, my main conclusion is that I’d have killed to see Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn in this Suicide Squad movie instead of the one that we got. She was the one part of Suicide Squad that makes watching it worth it, and while Princess Bubblegum did an amazing job in Assault on Arkham, I’d really like to see a live-action portrayal of Harley having her own hidden agenda, but giving us a full range of emotions and a tiny taste of her‑hate?‑for the Joker.


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The Suicide Squad Harleen transformation was painfully unfulfilling, but the canonical story of their mad love is actually very interesting. While Suicide Squad paints Quinn as the Joker’s dupe‑tortured to madness and turned to a crime queen‑the older story is a little more compelling. Over multiple sessions, Harleen realizes that the Joker is able to make her laugh again after years of unwavering, humorless professionalism and ambition. Their sessions become discussions, and she falls in love. This not only makes the Joker seem more dangerous, capable of corrupting a psychiatrist with only his words like a genial, gentlemanly, green-haired Charles Manson, but tells us a lot about the good doctor. And it really makes Harley’s blow-up in Assault on Arkham an incredible moment, especially considering that it’s a dupe. How self-aware is Harley? How actively, and independently, is she choosing the Joker again and again? I for one would have enjoyed seeing that explored in Suicide Squad, just a bit more than I enjoyed the pin-up show we got instead.


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I hope I’ve convinced you to check out Assault on Arkham. It’s really an amazing movie. And I hope I get a little bit better at Python, so that next month I can get back to writing about technology instead of rambling justifications of clown-on-criminal romance.

anonymous asked:

Purple blue and green!!

Purple: 10 facts about my room
•It’s pink and yellow (Think Spongebob and Patrick.. I thought it was a good idea at the time but now I hate it. Lmao. Luckily I’m repainting it soon.)
•I have Harley Quinn pillow cases.
•In the dresser next to my bed I have every single issue from the Catwoman comics in the 90’s. My sister bought me the whole collection for Christmas.
•It was originally 2 bedrooms but my roommates brother knocked the wall down when he lived here so now I have a huge ass room.
•I have a giant Batman poster on my wall of him saying “I AM BATMAN”. I love it very much. Lol.
•I have a queen sized bed.. It helps when people sleep over cause I’m a total fucking bed hog.
•The yellow paint in my room has gold glitter in it.
•I don’t have a bed frame (by choice). So my bed sits on a box spring on the floor.
•I have a tv in my room but I’m too lazy to set it up.
•And lastly, I only sleep in there like 3/7 days of the week cause I’m constantly falling asleep on the couch.

Blue: 9 facts about my family
•My dad is Mexican, Native American, and Italian. My mom is a shit ton of different types of European (aka she hella white) and Native American.
•My parents are still married. It’ll be their 24 year wedding anniversary in May!
•My mom is basically the most important person in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without her. A lot of my anxiety stems from the fear of losing her.
•I have one sister (age 21) and one brother (age 19). In the oldest (I’m 22).
•My parents named me after the singer Taylor Dayne. (Oh, yeah. My name is Taylor. Lol.)
•My mom was stalked by Richard Ramirez ‘The Night Stalker’ one night in the 80’s.
•My parents, me, and my siblings were all born and raised in Southern California.
•My brother and I are the only 2 people in my immediate family who identify as feminists.
•My sister is 1 year, 1 month, and 1 day younger than me. We always thought that was pretty cool.

Green: 8 facts about my appearance
•I have blue/gray eyes that turn a greenish color when I cry.
•I’m pretty fuckin short. I’m only 5'3.
•I’m plus sized. Around a size 16 if we’re being specific.
•I have huge boobs and I really hate them sometimes.
•I naturally have light brown hair but I usually have it dyed black. Right now it’s split dyed blue and black.
•I wear glasses.
•I’m the palest Latina you’ll ever meet.
•I’m always wearing jeans. I don’t care what the temperature is (and it gets pretty damn hot in SoCal), I hate showing my legs so pants are my go to. Specifically skinny jeans.


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This took longer to write than it should’ve. Lol.

ALSO: to anyone who’s sent me any ships/imagine requests recently! I’m so fucking sorry I haven’t posted them yet! I’ve been super busy! The ships should be up within the next 2 days and the imagines will be up by this week! If not next week! Again, so sorry! I promise not to keep you guys waiting this long again!