harley ivy

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I just finished reading Green Roses on ff.net by Mrs. Boojangles for the third time and was compelled to quickly scribble down some scenes from the fic. It’s a long, bittersweet story of Harley leaving Joker, and it’s filled with cute snuggles, some of which happen to occur at hospitals :(

thenameisrobindamnit asked:

#i need duggan to do another villains book when this is over#like friends but with super-villains you feel me - oh man I'd read the shit out of that

it doesn’t even have to be all of them. say idk ivy, harley, freeze, riddler, crane, two-face, hush, mad hatter and idk croc or something they all accidentally purchase rooms in the same apartment building or all move into the same warehouse for all their whacky experiments and villainous ongoings and they’re like “i’m not moving, you move” 

the series just follows the adventures from there like having to share a communal kitchen “i think we have a weed problem” “THEY’RE NOT WEEDS YOU BITCH TOUCH THEM AND DIE” “if i find one more body part in this fridge i swear to fuck” “who put their fucking batman onesie in with my suit” “if i find one more post-it note with a stupid ass riddle that makes me question my entire life i’ll end you” “YOU GAVE MY FUCKING COIN TO THE PIZZA GUY” then there’s an accidental fear toxin leakage or ivy’s pheromones go haywire and everyone trips, hush keeps leaving his dirty bandages lying around like a scruff, the heating goes off and everyone complains except victor who’s like what y’all bitching about and harley has to stop ivy throwing something at him, harley’s banned from bringing joker round EVER and they spend the entire series trying to convince her to ditch his nasty ass (and hook up with ivy), mad hatter makes the tea and ivy checks it for drugs, batman comes to raid them thinking they’re planning some shit but in fact they are sat around marathoning hitchcock movies while riddler and scarecrow throw in useless little facts to try and get one up on each other

i need this now please and thank

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"It started with a meeting, everyone was there, Scarecrow said he had a plan. That together we can take you out… and Gotham would be ours." (X)