harley and ivy and talia


The Ladies of Comic Book Movies (1 of 3) - Villains 

“Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn’d / Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn’d.” - William Congreve (The Mourning Bride)


“As we looked through the comics, there was this fascinating idea that Batman’s presence in Gotham actually attracts criminals to Gotham, attracts lunacy. When you’re dealing with questionable notions like people taking the law into their own hands, you have to really ask, where does that lead? That’s what makes the character so dark, because he expresses a vengeful desire.”
Christopher Nolan

things WB/DC need to remember when making live-action Batman-centric movies:

  • Cassandra Cain is biracial, Chinese and white American.
  • Dick Grayson is Romani. 
  • Selina Kyle is bisexual.
  • Harley Quinn is a polyamorous queer (bi/pan/???) lady.
  • Poison Ivy is also a queer lady.
  • Bane is Latino
  • Ra’s al Ghul is not and never will be white. He is an Arab, so is his daughter Talia and his grandson Damian (biracial) is of Arabic decent.

that is all.

Batman Villains and their Favorite Memes
  • Edward Nygma: He whole-heartedly and unironically hates minions with a fiery passion. It's the source of many fights with Harley and Jervis. He also collects Rare Pepes.
  • Bane: Just...just DO IT! Break Batman's back! Rule Gotham! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
  • Jonathan Crane: he INVENTED the gothic meme, don't even tell me otherwise. It creeps the other inmates out when he reads them out loud, mainly bc he does so in the dead of night.
  • Killer Croc: Arkham is calm (enough), until, out of nowhere, Croc runs into the room roaring "John CENAAAAAA"
  • Ivy: "Why the fuck you lyin?" meme. In particular, whenever the Joker says anything. She has the audio saved on Harley's phone and plays it while he talks. She's also a fan of the "gal pal" meme for obvious reasons.
  • Deadshot: he likes a lot of memes, especially "mmmm watcha say", but it's still hard to-
  • gun
  • Harley: "What are THOOSE?" Literally nowhere is safe. Sometimes she combines it with her old favorite meme, the dress meme, for terrifying "what color are THOOOSE?" results. She's always a slut for good memes
  • Joker: There's nothing like a good old-fashioned Rick Roll! Especially when you use it as a countdown to piss Batsy off while he's detonating that bomb! Also the Mcfreakin lose it meme, he tries to reenact that once.
  • Râs Al Ghul: Talia, stop telling everyone he's dead.
  • Selina Kyle: "Hoe, don't do it!" bc those are often words said in her presence and it's practically about her now. She also sends the Rihanna winking gif in any situation.
  • Harvey Dent: "Breadstick" meme, whenever meeting up for deals he makes sure there's breadsticks, so if things go badly he can flip to see if he grabs the bread and runs or not. He also firmly believes in the Berenstein/Berenstain multiverse theory...or half of him does, at least.
  • Jervis Tetch: "I lo-" meme and "X and chill". "Yes Jerv, we know, you love Alice so much, you want to read Lewis Carroll and chill with her-GOD DONT DO THE LOOK"
  • Talia Al Ghul: "Bitch, where?" meme bc Talia relates to being flawless on a deep and personal level.
  • Victor Fries: You've heard of giving life back to your unconscious wife, now get ready for years of disappointment and bitterness!
  • Oswald: Penguin, there's no need to feel down, I said, Penguin, steal those birds all year round,
  • Clayface: "you're a kid you're a squid" bc he can be both a kid AND a squid
Don’t You Try To Run Right Now

aka five times Mick Rory had to save Len Snart’s ass before he made a terrible decision about who to fuck, and one time he didn’t, in roughly chronological order.

aka what happens when @wacheypena and I agree that it looks like Len and Malcolm/Went and John are flirting in a gifset and everything spirals from there

1.    David Singh

They’ve made a habit of heading out to Saints and Sinners (the local dive bar) on Friday nights, in order that they can get drunk and find people to hook up with, in a rare show of humanity on Lenny’s part. Honestly, Mick’s begun to wonder whether Lenny’s just some kind of particularly pretty futuristic android. Usually Lenny sits and drinks until his hand gestures get more extravagant and he walks the block home with a wobble, and Mick watches Lenny until he’s inside the lobby of their crappy apartment building and leaves with some sweet little thing. Tonight, however, Lenny’s got his eye on some square-looking guy at the bar. Mick’s got to admit, Lenny has good taste – the man is certainly attractive – but there’s a major factor that makes him a no go.

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Batman's Rogue Gallery and their D&D characters
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Bane:</b> He is delighted to play a black dragonborn ranger ("I can play as an almost DRAGON, hell yes!") He has a wolf familiar and was sent by his clan to eliminate as many members of a certain race (his favoured enemy) as possible because said enemy has decimated the majority of his clan. Also the favoured enemy changes each campaign.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>Catwoman:</b> Unsurprisingly, Selina went for a drow rogue. She's pretty much made for stealth although she's a bit squishy. She was forced to leave the Underdark after her House was destroyed and sought a better fate on the surface world.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>Clayface:</b> He was stuck between a halfling rogue and an orc paladin, eventually deciding for the latter. His character is a decent enough guy with really good charisma and Clayface really enjoys playing him. Also a good tank and diplomat alike.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>Harley Quinn:</b> Harley rolled a delightful Chaotic Neutral tiefling bard/fighter. She plays the lute and fights using a giant warhammer. Harley's favourite thing about playing a bard is that she can literally sing people to death; it gives her great joy. </p><p/><b><p></b> <b>The Joker:</b> They never invite him because I hate his guts and he'd probably piss everyone off anyway. </p><p/><b><p></b> <b>Killer Croc:</b> First of all, Croc's PSYCHED that he can play because he always wanted to do it as a kid, but nobody wanted to play with him. His character is a green dragonborn rogue. He's the second best scout and the king of backstabs, although he can also hold his own in melee.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>The Mad Hatter:</b> Jervis's character is a gnome wizard/druid (enchanter/shapeshifter.) He's good at charming people and enemies to do what he wants them to, and can transform into a wide array of animals in case his magic isn't enough.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>Mr Freeze:</b> He rolled a human cleric whose best friend died to a mysterious illness so he took it upon himself to travel the world in search of a cure so that less people would suffer. Fights with a staff and is often the voice of reason in the party. </p><p/><b><p></b> <b>The Penguin:</b> Oswald is still a little in denial about how much he enjoys this game. His character is a Lawful Evil ex-noble gnome rogue who rivals with Croc and Selina when it comes to stealth and backstabbing. He's a bit of a kleptomaniac (although not as much as Selina's rogue) and somehow manages to pick more locks than the other two put together.<p/><p/><b><p></b> <b>Poison Ivy:</b> She rolled a Neutral Evil wood elven druid whose goal is to aid nature in taking back the land taken by humans - because of course. She either refuses to interact with anything unnatural or attacks it on sight. She kicks more ass than one would think. </p><p/><b><p></b> <b>Ras Al Ghul:</b> I think that he'd mostly DM because he seems like a KICKASS DM, buuuut if not then his character would be a super badass high elven fighter master swordsman.</p><p/><b><p></b> <b>The Riddler:</b> Eddie rolled a half elven wizard because knowledge is power. His character is called Edward like him, because what did you expect from a guy with his ego? He's super smart and charismatic, but Eddie forgot to put points into Constitution so he's squishy af.</p><p/><b><p></b> <b>The Scarecrow:</b> Although Jonathan prefers to DM, he rolled a tiefling fiend warlock. Amusingly enough, the fiend he made a pact with is his great great grand aunt. He has a raven familiar named Nightmare and spams "Fear" like the asshole he is.</p><p/><b><p></b> <b>Talia Al Ghul:</b> Neither she nor Ras would probably want to play but he's a bamf and she's a girl and we need more girls. Talia would probably roll a drow fighter/monk. The fighter/monk combo lets her kick ass even when she doesn't have a weapon.</p><p/><b><p></b> <b>Two-Face:</b> Harvey used to play in high school, and decided to resurrect his old dwarven cleric character. Torim Goldhammer is a true neutral cleric of Dumathoin and wields a mace and a shield. He won't heal anyone who was an asshole towards him.<p/><p/></p>