Merry Christmas, Asshole!
Recorded live at Hares HQ.
Happy Holidays from your favorite Danger Folk sextet.
You and I’ve been through much too much.
We got stories others just can’t touch.
What we call love others call a hassle.
All I wanna say is “Merry Christmas” asshole.
Some celebrate by trading gifts.
We just sit there looking pissed.
We both think we could do so much better.
Looking all grumpy in our Christmas sweaters.
Santa got your note.
No, he won’t take out a hit.
That’s not how the big man works.
We have to clean up our own shit.
Cause we’re just too ornery for anyone else.
Holidays spent all by ourselves.
The gifts we got are the same as last year
A roomful of sorrow and a 6 pack of beer.
We are all we got
In spite of all of our woe
Just give it one more shot
hit me under the mistletoe
So come here baby, now don’t be sad.
You and I can’t be all that bad.
No one else’s even comes near.
We got our own brand of Christmas cheer.
Maybe for tonight let’s not fight but raise a glass.
Just wanna hear you say “Merry Christmas my sweet ass!”
Merry Christmas Asshole!
Once again, once again.