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local man thinks about boyfriend all day long, best friend remains a victim of his four am texts. 

(insp.)

Meanwhile in Wakanda...
  • T'Challa: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Steve: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • T'Challa: That means you're poisonous.
  • Sam: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • T'Challa: ...That's voodoo.
  • Wanda: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • T'Challa: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Clint: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Scott: That's kinky.

Somebody has probably already done this but I started watching Daredevil so have Kingpin as Gordon Ramsey and Matt as a random Hell’s kitchen contestant. 

Time for Kingpin to get his goddamn lamb sauce.