harding & wilson

when Bucky doesn’t have a towel and he’s alone in the tower with Sam. 😂😂

  • Peter: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
  • Wade: Take a nap
  • Peter: You just woke up
  • Wade: ..take a nap

eternal mood: James’ screams of horror every time Aleks landed a shot in balsamic vinegar beer pong

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hard candy (2005)

you know, actually, it’s kinda funny. because every time i would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. but not right away, it was like a few minutes later. maybe enough time to look them up on the web? jeff, you used the same phrases about goldfrapp as they do on amazon.com. busted! oh and by the way, i fucking hate goldfrapp.

  • Peter: [to Wade] We'd be a moral couple if it wasn't for you!
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local man thinks about boyfriend all day long, best friend remains a victim of his four am texts. 

(insp.)