ty @jvvvk for being the mastermind of the sniper!lance craze and for enabling me to work on my au :’) 

If you ever get Hard Target-ed, Chris Bucholz can help.

So You’re Being Hunted for Sport

Do you know specifically who’s hunting you?

That guy over there.

Wait, what? You can see the guy who’s hunting you?

Yeah. He’s waiting in his jeep over there.

Can you ask him not to hunt you?

He seems pretty set on it. We’re actually well into the head start he’s given me now, actually.

Is he alone?

No, his butler is here as well.

Wow, a butler. Serious power play. I don’t even know where you get a butler nowadays.

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