*on a date with boy that I just met*
me: hi honey *oh he is so super maxi fuckin freakin sexy, clever, funny n nice*
he: hi baby, you’re cute
me: what do u think about Guns N’ Roses?
he: GN’R is shit
me: Ohh… wait …what? *what did i see in him? he is so awful n stupid..*
*hit him in his stupid face*