Chell: Oh come on, why don’t you try to be good at something for once?
Wheatley: Hmmm…nah. You see, when you try but fail, people think you’re a twit. But if you skip the trying and decide to fail right away, then everyone thinks you got the talent but you’re to cool to waste it on them. It’s like chickens, no one knows if they can really fly or not. That’s what makes them cool!
Chell: So that’s your life plan, huh? Be a massive chicken?
Wheatley: Yes! And cackle at the eagles when they crash and burn!!!!!