hard drinking

There are two kinds of people in the world
  • Person A: 4kids dub is the worst thing to happen to anime, it ruins everything and is a disgrace to the original content.
  • Person B: *through the tears* this is the third pun and fourth shade the show has done in five minutes and everyone is drinking hot sauce cause they can't have alcohol, this dub is a gift from above.

A reminder to maybe not throw things at Harry when he’s on stage performing or talking.. :-)

  • craig: *drunk* okay bro, so run this by me again.
  • dadsona: *also drunk* okay: jump on that dumpster, flip onto the fire escape, crawl up the roof, then do a front flip on to the adjacent roof, back flip over brian, and then back onto the sidewalk.
  • craig: ... you lost me after dumpster.
  • dadsona: *groans* dumpster. fire escape. roof. other roof. brian. sidewalk. don’t care how you do it, just make it look cool. camera’s rolling.
  • craig: are you sure they’re going to use this footage in the new assassin’s creed?
  • dadsona: uh, yes? definitely.
  • craig: fuck yeah.
  • dadsona: you’ve got one shot because i only have 3% battery and i think there’s two cops fast walking their way over here.
  • craig: let's do this, bro!
Hotty Totty: Recipe

Originally posted by rnewtu

Wanted to know what the pink flames of hell taste like? Well here nyall are! A spin on the hot toddy to make for all your annoying brothers or to get the attention of your friends at the next mixer!

You will need:Jack Daniel’s Honey whiskey/Honey/Grenadine/Water/Milk and your favorite mug~

Recipe:

Step one- add your honey, grenadine, and whiskey!

Boil some water and add it to the cup till it fills about half way and mix until completely diluted!

Then add milk! (or for a creamier drink add some cream!)

Add some aesthetics ™ and enjoy~!

Thanks for reading and happy drinking!!!!

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