Teacher: would you like to share something with the class?
Me: *takes out fanfic recs, R18 doujins and fanarts*
Me: I thought you’d never ask!
Me: Now, when a man and another man love each other very much-
Teacher: wait no what is this
Teacher: what are you doing
I’m pretty sure harry fucking potter would be dead obvious when he has decided that he wants to marry Draco. He’ll say something like “just out of pure curiosity what’s your ring size?” and Draco would spit his drink.
In which Harry is the new DADA professor and Draco is the Hogwarts Healer. Harry on multiple occasions has to take the older students up to the hospital wing due to defence spells gone wrong, resulting in the two spending a lot of time together. Bonus points if the whole school ships it but they don’t realise. Extra bonus points if students deliberately get injured in Harry’s classes to get them to spend more time together. Triple bonus points if even Headmistress BAMF McGonnagal is intervening
Of course, he hadn’t seen Draco’s eyes in the throes of ecstasy or his hair mussed from a thorough snogging or the fancy robes tossed in a heap on Harry’s floor. He was fairly certain those looks would likely be even better still. Merlin, simply imagining it… Ngggh.
“Did you say something?” Draco asked, interrupting his thoughts.
Harry thought for a moment. “Ngggh,” he said. “I believe I said, ‘Ngggh’.”
ok I don’t do non-magic au’s enough but here’s one.
Harry and Draco take the tube to work at different times every day.
One morning, while waiting for the tube Harry spots a board advertisement with a large Hashtag on it and for the laugh he decides to put a circle in it like the game ‘noughts and crosses’ (tic-tac-toe for americans yikes)
Later, Draco spots the same board and puts a cross in it.
Like this, Harry and Draco add another nought or cross to the board every day without physically seeing eachother.
Until one particular morning Harry sees the game was a tie and there was a note next to it Meet 3pm. We’ll settle this differently - Cross
Draco sees Harry walking towards the Board. “Nought?” “Cross?”
Obviously Draco wanted to meet him to beat him at something but heck nobody told him Nought was hot.
Friendly reminder: In Half-Blood Prince, while he was invisible in the Slytherin compartment, Harry watched Draco change into his school robes.
QUOTE: “I can see Hogwarts,” said Malfoy, clearly relishing the effect he had created as he pointed out of the blackened window. “We’d better get our robes on.” Harry was so busy staring at Malfoy, he did not notice Goyle reaching up for his trunk;