"ground rules"
  • Draco: Nothing's going to change, okay Potter?
  • Harry: *kisses his head* Mhm
  • Draco: we're still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other
  • Harry: *nips his ear* yep
  • Draco: just because we're exclusive to each other doesn't mean i'm giving you preferential treatment
  • Harry: *nuzzles his neck* of course
  • Draco: You need to keep at least a three foot radius away from me
  • Harry: *steps back* Like this?
  • Draco: What? No. What are you doing? Get back here and keep kissing me.

Friendly reminder: In Half-Blood Prince, while he was invisible in the Slytherin compartment, Harry watched Draco change into his school robes.

“I can see Hogwarts,” said Malfoy, clearly relishing the effect he had created as he pointed out of the blackened window. “We’d better get our robes on.”
Harry was so busy staring at Malfoy, he did not notice Goyle reaching up for his trunk;

Draco's fashion sense
  • *both are just out of Hogwarts*
  • Harry: *takes Draco muggle clothes shopping*
  • Draco: Potter this is really stupid, what kind of clothes could Muggles wear that could possibly be any close to appealing-
  • Armani:
  • Versace:
  • Louis Vuitton:
  • Prada:
  • Burberry:
  • Draco: well fuck fuck damnit harry how do you convert these into muggle currency, quick hurRY UP
they tried
  • Hermione & Pansy: *bursts into dorm room with camera* YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
  • Harry: *doing homework* ...
  • Draco: *reading* ...
  • Harry: ...
  • Draco: *looks over* Harry? Really? Why didn't you tell me, I would've put my book down.
  • Ron: My sister keeps staring at you, mate. It's bloody weird.
  • Hermione: It's not weird at all. Honestly Ronald, she's not a child.
  • Ron: What's that supposed to mean?
  • Hermione: She can check out anyone she likes.
  • Ron: wh- check out? You mean like... Fancy-? Harry? What?
  • Hermione: It's pretty obvious.
  • Ron: Harry stared at Malfoy all the time and that doesn't mean he fancies the git. She could hate him for all you know.
  • Harry: Malfoy? What about Malfoy?
  • Hermione:
On days Harry drinks a bit too much
  • Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!
  • Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?
  • Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE
  • Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed
  • Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE
  • Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.
  • Harry: *gasps in shock*