Okay y’all so im typing this from the grave because I think the episode actually killed me.
We got a whole lot of drama and action in a small amount of time, the episodes are really picking up the pace and its leaving me feeling like I’m about to have a stroke
and I love it
1. THE BLOSSOMS ARE SO FUCKING TWISTED AND CREEPY
So we all knew something was up with this family but this takes things to a whole other level. Like the freaking maple tapping ceremony and banquet…. like who does all of this for fricken maple syrup?? they are nuts man. And don’t get me started on Cheryl at the end, what the actual hell? Polly you better get outta there fast girl.
my guy, my dude, you just gotta chill out. take a break stop getting involved in absolutely everything. I know you’re heart is in the right place but sometimes you just gotta take a seat. ( and he totally deserved Val dumping his ass he was a terrible boyfriend)
3. Veronica, you sweet angel. I just wanted to crawl through the screen and give her a hug she is so pure.
4. also nice seeing Betty be there for her I love their friendship so much
5. MAMA COOPER I CANT BELIVE IM SAYIG THIS BUT I LOVE YOU. DONT GO CRAZY ON US, GO WRITE FOR THE BLUE AND GOLD. POLLY STILL LOVES YOU. EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK. FUCK HAL.
6. seriously though I think mama cooper has something going on like betty and thats where betty’s problems come from.
7. like when mama cooper threw the brick you saw her whole persona and body language change much like Dark Betty with Chuck.
8. yo i don’t trust Ethel, idk why but I don’t. she seems shady
we were so BLESSED fam. The first scene on her bed had me screaming cause I wasn’t expecting bughead so soon in the episode…but there they were about to have a makeout session at like 7 am until mama coper ruined all their fun;) and then we get protective boyfriend Juggie while talking to Cheryl which had me squealing. Then their scene with Betty freaking out and jughead comforting her and basically being the best boyfriend ever. and the collar grab and the HUG. honestly I swooned more at that hug than any of their kisses because it was so pure. I actually died and got resurrected. And then the two of them inviting mama cooper to write at the blue and gold I can’t handle this.
10. guys my heart can’t handle this.
11. also the fact that mama cooper is just so cool the juggie makes me so happy
12. and bughead once again show how a couple should be. supportive and loving and everything good in the world.
so that ends my rant because I need to remember how to breathe and function as a normal human being again. I probably missed a bunch of stuff but I can’t be bothered to remember. BUT BUGHEAD IS STILL SAILING AND BEING PURE AND HEALTHY SO MY HEART IS SMILING!<33