HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Thanks for being the best human being someone could possibly ever be. Thanks for making us laugh, thanks for helping us, thanks for loving us. I am so proud to call you my idol and I just wanted to let you know that we ALL love you, don’t ever forget that.
Happy 29th Birthday to Grace Anne Helbig, a Youtuber, actress, comedian, author and role model. I hope you have an amazing day that it just as amazing as you (but that is setting a very high standard). You deserve all the happiness coming your way so here’s to another incredible and inspiring year! Much love from all corners of the earth!
Happy birthday, Mom. Thanks for not being a regular mom, but a cool mom. Thanks for feeding me, walking me, picking up my shit, buying me toys, and giving me Dad. You’re not the worst. I don’t even mind your lactose farts, really. I’m glad you adopted me.
(I would lick your face right now, but someone didn’t invite me on the birthday trip. No, no, it’s fine. I’m fine. I’m not bitter. I’m just saying, you’re missing out.)
I know it’s too early for you. But it’s already September 27th here in Indonesia.
And I just want to wish you a very happy birthday. I’m really proud of everything you’ve achieved and I love you sooooo much!
I wish I could meet you someday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACE ANNE HELBIG!