happy zero day

  • Kiritsugu: Irisviel Von Einzbern...how do I begin to explain Irisviel Von Einzbern?
  • Saber: Irisviel Von Einzbern is flawless.
  • Gilgamesh: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Maiya: I hear she does car commercials...in Japan.
  • Kirei: One time she punched me in the face.
  • Kirei: It was awesome.

Uh, chaps? Valentine’s Day was yesterday
… never mind.