happy vday everyone!

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Belated Happy Birthday Kanan!!

I went with the Azalea Hagu idea at the end ੧(❛▿❛✿)੭ 

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ᴘᴜᴍᴀ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇs ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs [ᴛᴀᴇᴋᴏᴏᴋ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ]
☆ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ.
☆ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ! ♡ 

ALICE MARGATROID'S GUIDE TO VALENTINES DAY~~~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥

“HELLLOOOOO, I am Alice Margatroid, and today, I will be your teacher of LOVEEEE~ ♥ SO!~ Are you one of the following!?

“OH NOOO, I’M SO LONELLY. Alone on this BRIDGE. EVERYONE’S LOVING and I’m ALONE. PARU PARU”

“UWAAH MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN EMO MAGICIAN AND I’M JUST A SQUID. If only I have a quarter of Alice’s LOVELY GALANTNESS, I am sure to impress lots more! I SHOULD JUST COOK MYSELF”

“I’m a guy in Gensokyo-“

“If you said yes to any of those, then this guide is for YOUUUU!!! Right in the forest of Magic, the Mistress of Love in Gensokyo is here to share one of her brilliant advice for everyone in Valentines day! IF YOU DON’T GET A MATE NOW… umm.”

“They will be teh suckorz and never be swaggy, Mastah.”

“CORRECT, SHANGHAI! YOU WILL BE THE ROCK FACE NAMED FOREVER ALONE! Today is the day where the feelings of love are at it’s peak!”

“Now! Lots of people just sit down and pretend not to care about that day, treating it like any other day. ALL WRONG! You’ll never get anywhere like this! ASK THEM OUT! POUR ALL YOUR FEELINGS! But I know some of you have no idea how! WELL, LOVE MISTRESS IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!”

Lesson 1! AND THE ONLY LESSON! ASKING PEOPLE OUT!

“First, you gather all your feelings out from your heart, and convey them into your words. Remember every single memory you treasure with them, and then…”

“POUR EVERYTHING OUTTTTT~~~ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥”

“IF YOUR RESPONSE IS CLOSE TO MINE, THEY WILL SURELY LOVE YOU IN RETURN! All that’s left is taking them out, and giving them chocolate, but the post length is getting long!”

“That’s awesome, Mastah! But what if they’re butts and still say No!?”

“They’re just SHYYYY~ KEEP ASKING THEM, TEN OR TWENTY TIMES IF NESSASSARY! THEY’LL SURE TO REPLY! It shows how much you love them! NOW GO AND SPREAD ALL THE PINK HEARTS~”

[snk fic] tres bien

Rating: M
Pairing: erejean
Notes: erenx3/jean, pwp, double penetration, unedited - A couple of weeks ago twitter was having a serious discussion about erenx3/jean. very serious. very good. this has been in my wip folder for a while, so I’m glad I could sneak this in for Valentines, if only by the skin of my teeth.  happy vday, everyone. :’)

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