If you like Friends but want a more updated version, you should watch Happy Endings:

Happy Endings is a beautiful show that was canceled too soon. But more importantly, it is so much like an updated version of Friends that one of the characters even calls them each by their friends equivalent at one point (while drugged after going to the dentist…obviously).

Your new Monica is Jane Kerkovich-Williams: a bisexual goddess control freak

Originally posted by folkinz

She is married to Brad, your new Chandler: 

Originally posted by geek-ramblings

Jane’s sister, Alex, literally runs out on her own wedding in the pilot. Also in the fashion world (owns her own shop).

Originally posted by gifs-from-the-seaside-ca

Then there’s Penny, who is the wacky single girl friend (definitely a less dramatic backstory than Phoebe… )

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Waiting for new Joey? Look no further than Max, the gay/jewish player.

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Thinking, “Hey, I could do without a Ross”? Well, don’t worry. Dave is definitely sometimes a jerk but in no way as creeptastic as Mr. Friendzone Divorce Guy. Also, he’s the chef of the group, you know, some things have to change. 

Originally posted by anticipatingevaporation

Go, watch, be happy. All episodes are on hulu, last I checked. This is an easy show to plow through and definitely worth it. 

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can u doodle tmnt 2012 timothy in swim wear

Oh Anon you’ve discovered my Aquiles’ heel with this kid.

AU in which Donnie gets all of his friends back THANK

MOAN (drabble)

Summary - Literally what the image down below says . 

WARNING- A handjob

A/N- I didn’t want to add to your work Taw @supersoldierslover . I hope you like it . I wrote this in like 15 mins . I hope its good . 

Not edited .

“What are you thinking so deeply about Y/N?”, Nat asks seeing you laying on the sofa with your phone to your chest and eyes closed . 

“Huh? What?”
“WOW . You are so engrossed in your thoughts you didn’t hear me? Watcha thinking about? Is it  Bucky?”, she asks  teasing you , and sits next you when you get in sitting position . 

“What?Pfft , no . I am not always thinking about him . I think about other stuff too , you know.” You reach for the remote but Nat beats you to it as she snatches it from you hiding it behind her back .

“Yeah , of course you do . Like his beautiful muscles , his magnificent mane ,his shiny metal arm and the things he could do , his dick……”
“NAT!!!!  . Speak softer . Someone might hear you.”, you say scolding her in a soft voice . 

“Unless you tell me what you are thinking about , I’ll tell the whole tower about your crush on Bucky.”
“NOO!!! You wouldn’t.”, you eyes widening in betrayal.

“Try me.”, Nat says crossing her arms , smirking . 

“ARGHHHHH You are unbearable . Okay . I was just thinking about how Bucky would like while he was moaning . He just has a pretty face . So I figured his sex face would look sexy as hell too . That’s it.”
“Damn girl . Some weird shit you think about.”
“Shut up .”, you mouth as you see Bucky entering the room . 

“What are you guys talking about?” Bucky asks approaching the both of you . 

“You.”,Nat blurts out .

“What she meant was your…. new….diet? It seems to be working really good .”, you say struggling with your words . 

“YES!!! Your new diet . And I was just leaving .”. Nat says trying to cover up the awkwardness.

“What?Why?”, you ask . She is leaving you? Alone with Bucky ?

“I just remembered I had some work . Gotta go . BYEE!!!.”, she sprints across the room and leaves as soon as she could . 

You both mumble your goodbyes to her and give each other an awkward smile . You were cringing so hard inside . What if he heard you? What if heard what  Nat told you ?What if he heard what you told Nat? OMG.

“I did hear you .” WHAT??? NOW HE CAN READ MINDS !!! FUCK . He heard . OMG . 

“And you know how hard it got me just thinking about you making me moan?”
You turned your head sharply to look into his eyes , onto to see him smirking back at you with lust filled eyes . He took your hand in his and put it on his crotch .

“Do you feel it? So fucking hard .”, he says rubbing your palm up and down his erection . He was bigger than you imagined . And OH Did you imagine the shit out of him fucking you . 

“I know you wanted me since day 1 . I heard you speaking to Nat about how you wanted to fuck me in the gym, while I was lifting .”
You moan at his words and pull down the elastic of his trousers and his cock sprang out .He was going commando . FUCKING HELL . 

You wrapped your hands around his girth as you pulled his foreskin down as you stroked him , exposing his tip to you . 

“Uh , fuck.Just like that .”, he says leaning back on the sofa . His eyes closed in pleasure , and his mouth open , moans threatening to spill out . You dragged his precum from the tip , hoping to use it for lubrication . 

He moans got louder and his voice huskier as your strokes became faster . You rubbed your finger at the tip bringing him closer as your other hand continued stroking him . All the while you looked at his face , admiring his beauty . 

He looked back at you with furrowed brows , innocent look and he fucking bit his lip .

“I am going to cum.”, he said softly , curses flowing out of his mouth along woth praises .

“OH GOD . It feels so good . Don’t stop .Don’t stop . Ahhh……” 

He came in long spurts ,spilling on your fingers and his torso , a little on his trousers too .

“Fuck!!!”, he stated chuckling as he came back from the euphoria . 

“SO?? What is the inference?” , he asks . You look at his confused before realising what he was talking about . 

“You look super hot moaning. Probably hotter moaning on top of me .”



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OKAY BUT imagine a future where team voltron is like coming home and Kieth and lance are going to lances family to stay, hunk is going to his family, pidge and Matt are going to reunite with their mother, and shiro is kinda nervous bc last time he came to earth he got sedated and ignored. So. He asks the holts if he can stay over there and they’re like ‘sure why tf not" and so he and Matt and pidge are about to land when they realize they’re surrounded by earth military and shiro kinda flips shit. But. This ain’t the garrison and these guys welcome shiro and the holts back and brief them and basically they say that they informed the world or whatever and that earth is going to thank them for their service with a gala or some shit

Shiro can’t dance very well

And also needs a date

SO he goes and asks Allura bc she’s a ‘leading lady’, and she’s like “what the fuck is a dance” and so they practice and shit and its really cute and couple-y and at the party they get oohs and aahs bc they’re the literal most pretty people in the universe and Keith and lance dance together and pidge and Matt do a nerdy brother sister dance and they also help hunk wrangle shay in too and coran is studying the human interactions off in the corner like a nerd and then some random dude comes up and asks him to dance and it’s all happily ever after

GOD I’m a piece of shit