Here’s an evolution collage of this beauty bc it’s her birthday today! We all have our celebrity role models. Kate inspires me every day because she is always so unabashedly herself and uses her authenticity to defy traditional norms of comedy. Thank you for teaching me about self-acceptance in some of the foggiest aspects of life, like body image and sexuality, and for creating hope for those who are uncertain of their future but know they want to make a difference (example: me w comedy!). Plus I now feel justified in my obsession with my cat. Nice. Keep doing you u beautiful weirdo!
Andi, I'm afraid of heights, ticking clocks annoy me, I'm have experienced taking to the dead thru ghost investigations. You know me and my looks and likes. Prompt "you have got to be shitting me right now" thanks
Ashley and Nicole had told you there was a surprise coming your way, but with those two, there was no way of telling if the surprise was going to be something you would actually be excited for, or something humorous. You were more expecting some weirdo in a banana costume singing you happy birthday on your front porch.
You were NOT expecting Jared Padalecki.
The moment you opened your door and realized it was the giant Samsquatch of a man standing there, you could only mutter out one sentence. “You’ve got to be shitting me right now.”
Jared laughed and held out the flowers in his hand. “Look, I know this is a little weird, but I saw your picture in some of the girls’ stuff and they told me about you. I’ve been begging them to set us up, even just once, and they finally did.”
You swallowed hard. “You wanted to meet me?”
“I did,” Jared said with a definitive nod. “And I don’t mean to rush you or anything, but we have reservations in about an …”
Before he could finish his sentence, you were racing upstairs to take a shower.