happy birthday you big dumb

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING THIS VERY INSTANT

IT’S A VERY IMPORTANT DAY

MY SISTER-IN-LAW STACY

(AKA MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE PLANET) 

JUST TURNED 21

LIKE JUST 

WELL, IN THE US

IF YOU’RE IN EUROPE OR ASIA THIS IS POINTLESS

BUT I DIGRESS

GO WISH MY STACY THE BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY 

SHE IS WONDERFUL 

AND HILARIOUS

AND REALLY PRETTY

ALSO SHE WAS SUPER CLOSE TO JARED PADALECKI’S CROTCH WO W CO OL

GO NOW