WELL FUCK I FORGOT TWO’S BIRTHDAY
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TWO-LIT (I’m sorry) I JUST WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND WE LOVE YOUR DAD JOKES. YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD AND LOYALTY LIKE NO OTHER. WE LOVE YOU TWO
Hey Dazai! Akutagawa and I have the same birthday, are you willing to bake us a cake pleasssse?