Leading Suspects - Chapter 5
Today is @peetabreadgirl‘s birthday, which means..two chapters today! One through four are up on AO3 and FF.net. Chapter 5 below the cut. Chapter 6 posting later today. Happy birthday, Beyotch. You know I have to make it hurt a little before I fix it, right? Enjoy!
“Go back to his rippling pectorals,” Johanna says and I toss aside my towel in frustration.
“Have you hear a word that I’ve said? I’m having a crisis here!”
“Calm down, drama queen. Of course I heard you. I’m just choosing to focus on Thor’s hotness right now.”
“Ugh, Jo! My childhood friend has been abused by her husband almost since the day they were married and you want me to talk about Peeta the Ass.”
“Oh his ass! You haven’t talked about his ass yet. Tell me about it’s tone and proportions and flexing power. I need to know these things. And you do too by the sound of it. Did you know your voice gets all breathy when you say his name, like a god damned sex operator or something.”